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    Those dont look like hickies hon..they look like hives...ewww
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    OMG, can we say LAME!? Seems to me that this guy is making a fleeting attempt to delude himself that he isn't homosexual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yung1 View Post
    Hey 2dii4- Have any confidence issues we ladies can unhinge you from??????
    And pictures of mysterious body lesions you'd like us to look at?????
    Atleast with you it'd be entertaining, hehe.......................
    indeed, 2dii4, i believe you should present yourself for your weekly ab inspection immediately. early detection is the key.

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    hickeys are sooo 92....but i wouldnt know, in 92 was getting cootie shots from my friends preventing any contact with women

    ok, so my day.....wassss interesting....

    so i got checked like you all said! getting blown by 3 girls, and a few sexual encounters prior to that made me weary. i called Planned Parenthood, and they said the only appt. they have open is not until Jan 16. The policy is only walk-ins are allowed for pregnacy tests, or if someone cancels. I took the appt. for the 16, then called back like 15 minutes later b/c she never gave me a time...go figure. Then she excalims "we have a cancelation and we can SQUEEZE you in at 5:15!"

    5:00 rolls around, i take a drive over...when i walk in, the same woman i spoke with earlier was working the front, and there was about 4-5 women ranging from the ages 18-25 maybe. Some of which caught my eye. As i was filling out the 3 forms, i glanced at this one pretty girl, then realized where i was, and kept my head down the rest of the time.

    when i was done filling out the forms, the woman once again, exclaimed "do you want the HIV test too, or just the Clamydia/Ghonnorhea test?!" ...i whispered, "just the second one." Then she asked what insurance I had. I told her I had emprie...of course they dont take that there, so i need to pay cash straight out of pocket.

    when my name finally got called, i walked down a flourescent hallway with dark blue walls to a chair. I was then directed to sit in a wait, as if i didnt wait enough. Then a woman came in who looked like a lunch lady told me to pee in the cup, then go into room...112 or 114, dont remeber, and take a seat.

    after texting 2 of my friends to make plans for the night, this troll looking man walks in and asks me if i have any symptoms or anything. He asks me a few personal questions, then asks me to drop my pants. No nice dinner, no flowers....just, "drop your pants and underwear dowen to your knees. " Then he gets the brightest light ive EVER seen and inspects EVERYTHING...if that wasnt bad engouh, he sticks a damn 10 inch Q-Tip into my penis...

    once it was all said and done, he had about a 5 minute conversation with me saying if im sinlge, i should be playing around....and that my "behavior" is very dangerous....blah blah blah

    once a paid the goddamn 40$, i walked out with pride holding the reciept...i even glanced over at the pretty girls and held my head up with pride....

    yea i have sex....yes i got tested...im responsible and have adult relationsions

    and the cycle goes on....

    shy
    over confidence*
    erectile dysfunction
    planed parenthood
    over confindece*
    ....

    if the pattern is correct ^ here comes comething negative

    *throws up peace sign*

    oh, and gingerlee....THEY BIT ME!!! hahaha
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    What the hell....

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    like sands through the hour glass...

    so are the Days of Our Whipping Boy.


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    Those are some nasty looking bite marks. But your little adventures into the world of sex are kinda funny. Not the kind of fun I would want to take part in, but reading about it is entertaining for the moment.

    And since you've never been to a PP before, you should probably know that $40 is NOTHING compared to what you would have to pay if you had something. I get tested every month (not at a PP) at around $200 a pop, so trust me, that's cheap on the spectrum of getting tested.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CorsicaFire View Post
    What the hell....
    Exactly what I'm thinking. He started out as cute but now I just think we're being toyed with.

    Add another 5 years to that 10 nerdy.

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    You're lucky part of your kneck isnt missing if the girl above was doing the biting.
    (the girl in post 77)


    Im sorry. That was rude and uncalled for.

    But seriously, wouldn't these "torn staight from my diary" stories be better suited for your myspace page than a PICTURE forum at SW??

    And still waiting to inspect 2dii4........... whats the hold up????????
    Yung

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yung1 View Post
    You're lucky part of your kneck isnt missing if the girl above was doing the biting.



    Im sorry. That was rude and uncalled for.

    But seriously, wouldn't these "torn staight from my diary" stories be better suited for your myspace page than a PICTURE forum at SW??

    And still waiting to inspect 2dii4........... whats the hold up????????
    how dare you? my integrity is at stake here...

    not to brag, but the girls that did it to me where very attractive to say the least

    its a place for me to vent...let the man be

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    [QUOTE=nerdy;929985]how dare you? my integrity is at stake here...

    I think you lost that (and alot more) a long time ago.WORD!
    But eh, what ev. PEACE!
    Yung

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    Quote Originally Posted by nerdy View Post
    how dare you? my integrity is at stake here...

    not to brag, but the girls that did it to me where very attractive to say the least

    its a place for me to vent...let the man be

    You're on a STRIPPER forum honey. Not exactly where you should feel the need to go into deep detail about your sexual misadventures. It's actually kind of weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    You're on a STRIPPER forum honey. Not exactly where you should feel the need to go into deep detail about your sexual misadventures. It's actually kind of weird.
    haha, i guss it kind of is....



    til the next time


    *nerdy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yung1 View Post
    And still waiting to inspect 2dii4........... whats the hold up????????
    with luck he's applying the requisite "examination oil" to said abs. enables a more thorough examination. it's science fact!

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    This is all bullshit.

    Why does he need to get tested again? Because a girl gave him head without a condom?

    Who here requires a condom every time they gave head at 18 for a second to a flaccid penis?

    Plus, they usually don't have test results right away for most tests. At least in my experience, even for male partners.

    And why are you so proud of yourself, you couldn't even get it up? The likelihood of you catching something is miniscule.

    I call horseshit on this entire thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nerdy View Post
    how dare you? my integrity is at stake here...

    not to brag, but the girls that did it to me where very attractive to say the least

    its a place for me to vent...let the man be
    If you're here to rant, put it in the correct forum, The Lounge. This is a Picture Post forum. Or better yet, take your male fantasy horror stories to the blue side.

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    WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Umm... ladies!!! Aren't we giving this guy exactly what he craves? ATTENTION!?

    MODS, do us all justice and make closure to this poor, pathetic guy's thread.




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    I hereby retract all of my former statements. You man slut, you!!

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    why don't u work on your inside instead? like your insecurities and self-loathing.
    there is nothing at all wrong with your looks so i figure u need to work on your self-confidence.
    look in the mirror and tell yourself you are a hot stud and any girl would be lucky to be in your company.
    lol i try to get in this mind set before work so i can hustle. maybe it could work for u.

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    Lola, I want to take a moment and mention how much I love your brutal up-front i-don't-care-where-I-am honesty

    Now for mine.

    I'd hit this fruitcake, in front of his own mother (analy) then drop him like he's hot in front of all his friends.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    ooooh i only read pg 1 and then i replied, now i went back and read all the in between pages.
    note to self: don't skip in between.
    this thread got a little weirder in between

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    Cmon Mast tell us how you really feel !LMAO

    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    Lola, I want to take a moment and mention how much I love your brutal up-front i-don't-care-where-I-am honesty

    Now for mine.

    I'd hit this fruitcake, in front of his own mother (analy) then drop him like he's hot in front of all his friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    I'd hit this fruitcake, in front of his own mother (analy) then drop him like he's hot in front of all his friends.
    See now, if Nerdy were older and more mature, I'd find that totally hot!

    But, in this context it's nasty in a NAMBLA sort of way.

    But, Mast, if you wanted to do that to someone your age, I'd totally watch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    This is all bullshit.

    Why does he need to get tested again? Because a girl gave him head without a condom?

    Who here requires a condom every time they gave head at 18 for a second to a flaccid penis?

    Plus, they usually don't have test results right away for most tests. At least in my experience, even for male partners.

    And why are you so proud of yourself, you couldn't even get it up? The likelihood of you catching something is miniscule.

    I call horseshit on this entire thing.
    it takes four days, i need to call by phone

    i guess proud was the wrong word to use...i guess i felt grown-up?

    no one in that office knew i couldnt get it up....how do they not know im a stud that has sex with girls every night...that is why i felt the flalse feeling of pride

    and lola, why the hostility? once again its the internet....i dont crave attention over the internet...prehaps you should change your mood from relaxed to angry? maybe cynical?

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