recently, there was a post that was simply mind-boggling. anyway, i find it the amazing how a PL will completely lose his mind over some stripper he's paying to keep his scrotum warm. so, i'm compiling a list of acts (in no particular order of importance) and maybe i'll put the results into a poll and you can rank them. BTW, i'm not interested in the disease. i'm looking at the symptoms. IOW, if someone says a customer infatuated with a stripper is RIL. well, that's the disease and not the symptom. so, give an example of a totally moronic act that makes him RIL. so with that in mind...
the MIA search for a stripper: of course, the most infamous example would be the RIL looking for that brazilian stripper. however, it can also apply when a PL scours stripclubs, MB, myspace, etc. all in search of the one stripper who disappeared one day and left no forwarding club address. for example, you might see this kind of message: "hey, does anyone remember Candy from Laps R Us? the last time i saw her in the club was about 5 years ago. well, if anyone sees her around at another club. let me know where she's working and tell her that Bob would like to like to get in contact with her".
defending the honor of a stripper: obviously, a symptom of the save-a-ho (aka white knight) syndrome. one example would be the PL at the stage who annoys the other PLs by exhorting them to tip. why, they might even go so far as to invite another customer to a physical confrontation, over say, the $20 that a customer ripped off the stripper. of course, if said PL dies from massive bleeding due to getting stabbed 47 times with a homemade shank made from a sharpened toothbrush. afterwards, i'm sure the stripper will fondly think of him as a good customer for about one nanosecond before hustling for dances.
the stripper's biatch: the snaggy** customer. the kind of whipped PL who'll drop everything when a stripper calls him into the club to make some easy cheese. it's the kind of milquetoast a stripper can muscle into buying a dance or tipping. the kind of PL who tells other dancers that although he would like to buy dances from them. he can't because she might get mad at him. yup, she can tell him which dancers he can or can't buy dances. of course, this is assuming he has permission to get dances from other strippers. otherwise, she'll bitch slap the taste out of his mouth for assuming that he can make an independent decision on how to spend her..er..his money. no, this stripper doesn't need to send him to the ATM. shit, she already the card and his PIN. no, it's not quite GFE. it's more of a EWE (the ex-wife experience) and he'll still drop a wad on her.
**Snaggy: 1. Sensitive New-Age Guys; i.e., males who are annoyingly sensitive. LMR adds: it's what every woman claims to want in a man, but wouldn't hesitate 2 seconds to toss him out the door for a hardcore asshole.
2. Emotionally weak guys who would do just about anything for a woman. See also "pathetic loser". - from the ass-c glossary.



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