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    Default Strippers in Alabama to wear "spray on bikinis"

    I am sure that Alabamans are much safer now that strippers will be required to wear spray on latex over their naughty parts...

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    wtf??? I want to see a picture of the latex all over a dancers butt..... I can't imagine it.

    also lookie at this:

    "the strippers at Sammy's have a few tools of the trade: Thongs, garter belts stuffed with $1 bills, 6-inch heels and spray-on bikinis."

    garter belts? I think it means a garter. I have such a pet peeve w/ people who don't know the diff!!!
    Last edited by Lola Rose; 12-27-2006 at 02:45 PM. Reason: to show that I'm "quoting"

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    Default Re: Strippers in Alabama to wear "spray on bikinis"

    Wow.... that would make it such a pain in the butt to get ready for work!
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    Default Re: Strippers in Alabama to wear "spray on bikinis"

    Owwwie, I would not want to put that on my skin regularly...it has gotta cause some damage in removal.

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    I'd be finding a new job or moving- forget all that! I once worked at a club in Ft. Lauderdale which required me to cover my entire breasts in latex. It took about 1 1/2 hrs to apply the three layers on both of them since each layer has to dry. It hurt taking it off too. OUCH! I only worked there one night..never again it's not worth it!

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    Default Re: Strippers in Alabama to wear "spray on bikinis"

    ^^ cool avatar!

    yeah, spray bikinis... whats next? lame.

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    its not as bad as it sounds. I have to paint, latex on ALL of my boobs at work. doesnt hurt to take off.

    Im sure this is similar

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    Default Re: Strippers in Alabama to wear "spray on bikinis"

    Tart is correct- latex doesn't hurt when pulled off but it can be a pain to keep nice looking when taking on and off costumes all night. It sort of peels up on the edges after awhile. I used to have to re-do mine 2 or 3 times in an eight hour shift.

    I've never seen spray on latex though... we always painted it on our nipples with our finger tips (fingers work much better than a sponge or paint brush) then used a blow dryer on cool to speed up the dry time.
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    yah never heard of spray on.

    To avoid it coming off, use hairspray and if it starts to fray use lash glue

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    Default Re: Strippers in Alabama to wear "spray on bikinis"

    Under Alabama's law regulating exotic dancers, any skin that would normally be covered by a modest bikini must be swathed in an opaque covering. But the law doesn't specify what kind of material must be used, so, in the legal sense, a nylon swimsuit and spray-on latex are virtually the same.

    The latex bikini is virtually invisible to customers at Sammy's, where dancers spin around brass poles and writhe on the stage floor. The women appear to be completely topless, wearing only thongs.

    But look closely _ not too closely, the signs and bouncers warn _ and it's obvious there's a thin, shiny coat of something on certain parts of the dancers' anatomy.
    They're going to look like barbies. Creepy, anatomy-lacking barbies.

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    Default Re: Strippers in Alabama to wear "spray on bikinis"

    That's friggin' weird. I've had to wear latex over my nipples, but your whole bikini area? WTF!

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    Default Re: Strippers in Alabama to wear "spray on bikinis"

    Hmm. Thats awkward...and pointless.....I hate awkward pointless rules. They are wastin time and money that could be helping the homeless or something instead of enforcing spray on shiny stuff for strippers. Lammee.

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    Default Re: Strippers in Alabama to wear "spray on bikinis"

    Makes me glad to work in Ontario!

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    it does suck to wear it but I wear that and FULL BACKS people! at a fucking gown club lol

    It doesnt hurt my earnings. Locals dont spend anymore ..but honestly the same ones im refering too never did. there are local guys that come in and still buy dances and stuff, these are regulars.

    we do have an advantage point which is , we are the only strip club with drinking and smoking allowed in the city of chicago.

    We are no contact as well

    Once you get over feel weird about it all, you go back to making money.

    I look at it like this, if you are confident and your hustle is good you could be wearing a fucking a trashbag and you'll see make your money.

    I can say this in confidence because when the law changed on us i had to wear mid thigh biker fucking shorts at work with that latex all over my tits . lol

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    Default Re: Strippers in Alabama to wear "spray on bikinis"

    Quote Originally Posted by Tart View Post
    its not as bad as it sounds. I have to paint, latex on ALL of my boobs at work. doesnt hurt to take off.

    Im sure this is similar

    I worked at a club in chicago a few years back, you're right about the latex. it was funny though because i was new to that and used some redish color, it looked awful, a few days later i realized the girls mixed some colors to achieve that nude look.

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    you prob worked where i work which is VIPS

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    Default Re: Strippers in Alabama to wear "spray on bikinis"

    somebody needs to sponser them (the tards that imposed this law) to a grrrreat night at a club with lots of dances and attention.

    then they should be made to live their next week with spray latex on their asses and see how it feels. perhaps make them dance for a night and experience the joys of latex. i bet they would feel stupid with a big smooth plastic like shield on the ass.

    i wonder who comes up with this stuff. maybe they are scared of nudity. i once lived in alabama. they are some creepy people in certain areas. many alabama laws are just elretardo. they have one law that states if three or more people are in a room together and they all have their shoes off if is an orgy. there is A LOT of incest going on in that state if they actually impose that law. also if a white girl is riding in a black man's car without shoes it is statutory rape...i'm seeing a shoe pattern here. this law can now be added to the unusual and pointless laws of alabama....


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    Default Re: Strippers in Alabama to wear "spray on bikinis"

    Quote Originally Posted by Tart View Post
    its not as bad as it sounds. I have to paint, latex on ALL of my boobs at work. doesnt hurt to take off.
    All of them? How many do you have?

    I'm not trying to be mean or anything, that just amused me. When I read that, I pictured the 3-boobed woman from Total Recall...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stangboy124 View Post
    All of them? How many do you have?

    I'm not trying to be mean or anything, that just amused me. When I read that, I pictured the 3-boobed woman from Total Recall...
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    Default Re: Strippers in Alabama to wear "spray on bikinis"

    Customer: "Ouch! Dammit!"
    Dancer: "What's the matter?"
    Customer: "I jammed my finger!"
    Dancer: "Sorry, dude, you can't poke yer fingers in there; it's laminated!"

    Really now, can we just climb into a humanoid exoskeleton so as to protect ourselves from all sorts of inappropriate groping? I can see the future in which only very petite and midget girls can fit into their robotic outerwear.

    On a serious note, I guess I'm not understanding why the clubs agreed to settle this issue in this fashion when the judge was near throwing the law out. Oh wait. It's because management doesn't have to actually wear it.

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    Default Re: Strippers in Alabama to wear "spray on bikinis"

    yeah, it gets all nubbly and makes me feel like a leper, with skin falling off my nipple (really the latex)

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