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    Default "for that kind of money, I *deserve* to lick you!"

    What the hell can I even say in response to that?

    The crazies were out in full force last night. I had two VIP rooms, and both of them were GROSS--they kept trying to lick, BITE, and suck (complete with retchingly disgusting slurping noises ) all over me. It was beyond nasty; I felt like vomiting--or kicking them in the face, and afterward wanted nothing more than to bathe in pure Rocide.

    ok, VIP rooms here are two-way contact. Fine. I can deal with that. i can NOT deal with disgusting pigs biting and slobbering and putting their foul MOUTHS and germ-ridden saliva all over me! ::puke::

    Of course I told both of them (as well as the nasty putrid lickers in LD land) that they are NOT to put their mouths on me. To which nearly every one of them replied that "for this kind of money I *deserve* to lick you!" or "I'm going to get my money's worth; I paid $300 and I can do whatever I want to you."

    I hate being caught completely off guard with no comeback. But there it was--I had nothing. How the hell do I even respond to such a ridiculous sense of entitlement? Anyone?

    Don't know why, but...I've been dancing for half a year, and only occasionally had a real problem with a nasty licker. But in the past two weeks, every fucking gross slobbery lechy licking-obsessed dog in the city seems to have crawled out of the sewer system and into the club for a dance with me! wtf is going on lately?

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    Default Re: "for that kind of money, I *deserve* to lick you!"

    Meh. Id either shove my stilhetto in his ass or point to a bouncer and say "tell that to him". What a gross night.

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    Default Re: "for that kind of money, I *deserve* to lick you!"

    the other night I said, "go ahead, but are you sure you want to do that? I've rubbed my tits on a loooooot of guys tonight."

    Of course, it killed the mood and he didn't get any more dances. Oh well! he didn't lick and he didn't ask again.

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    How about telling them that $300 is hardly enough for you to let their nasty ass even sit within 100 feet of you. Yuck.

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    i know what u mean...it puts me in an akward position when they say stuff like that trieng to make you feel guilty, like your stealing their money or something. i dont know about your club, but at my club, if we tell a bouncer there is a problem in VIP they are THERE. $300 really isnt a whole lot of money if u think about it. most dancers can wipe their ass with $ 300. just let the guy know that hes not in a whore-house. i hate when guys treat us like a slut on the street. i kinda know where youre coming from though, cuz i get kinda timid about taking up for myself in VIP. but at the same time, as a customer actually said to me one time..."if you can walk out of the club with your dignity, you'll be o.k". if your walking out of the club feeling bad about something that happened or something you let a guy get away with, there is something wrong and you have to set stricter limits. if the guy gets too vulgur or pushy about things you dont want to happen, you need to simply walk out and let the bouncer know whats going on. or even tell the guy your going to the bathroom and let the bouncer know right then. dancing in a club is only hard when we come across grease-balls like the guys you are describing. make sure you keep your morals while in the club working, and make sure you set your limits to where you "walk out of the club with your dignity" and if you do that, leave the VIP bull shit at the club and go home with your money and a clear mind and youll be ok.

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    So all it takes is $300 and he can do whatever he wants to you? Great! It must work both ways then. So when he's done, you can give him back the $300 and kick his testicles up into his throat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    So all it takes is $300 and he can do whatever he wants to you? Great! It must work both ways then. So when he's done, you can give him back the $300 and kick his testicles up into his throat!
    ehhh. I'd keep the money,

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    i woulda smackity smack smack him right in the kisser!

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    I had a dumb motherfucker take a little suck of my nipple tonight. He was all apologetic and I really needed the money so I did some more dances for him. He kept apologizing and when it was over I said, "Well, you owe me $60 for three dances, but you owe $20 for sucking my tit." And he paid it.

    Then the best part was right after he gave me the money I said, "Yeah, it doesn't matter to me anyway, I won this one. My husband came all over my chest right before I came to work, so you actually got a mouthful of his cum." That was a lie, of course, but he went so pale. It was awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Picaresque View Post
    But in the past two weeks, every fucking gross slobbery lechy licking-obsessed dog in the city seems to have crawled out of the sewer system and into the club for a dance with me! wtf is going on lately?
    I totally feel you on this one girl. It's like it's gross custy month or something b/c they've been out in force at my club too. So yucky!
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    Yes, and if he threw in another $50, he'd own your soul as well.

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    It really hits a sore note when I hear guys say shit like that.... REALLY REALLY! Ugh, when they say shit like that, that is exactly when you excuse yourself for a bathroom break, and spray Bitter Apple all over your body... @$$holes. GRRR!
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    Default Re: "for that kind of money, I *deserve* to lick you!"

    i met a guy last week who was convinced that all girls at clubs had men cum on them on purpose as revenge/joke on the customers and he refused to get dances because he didn't want to get any on him. he would buy lots of dances for his friends though...

    i always tell them that if $300 is all it takes for a lick i'd be making out with my tv right now...

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    Holy crap!!!! That's ExACTLY what everyone was complaining about tonight!!!! There were a few guys who refused to get dances (club regulars) because one said "the only thing that makes me happy @ my age is a BJ" and the other said "I wanna get you off... the only way I'll get a dance is if you let me lick your cookie..." EEEEWWWW as if it is appealing??? Mind you, these men were both 60 and NOT attractive... why was yesterday oral sex day? ugh! how about some nice, normal dances, people?

    And what's up with asking me "you CaN'T, or you WoN't?" what the hell is the difference if it's not gonna happen, dude? same thing in my book, thankeeverymuch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sc0101 View Post
    Yes, and if he threw in another $50, he'd own your soul as well.
    $50?!?!?! I thought that was what the dollar he stuck between his teeth to tip you onstage was for!


    What, is it national assholes' week at strip clubs from coast to coast. The only dance buying regular I saw tonight was the guy that wants to you to describe how you would pee on him before sex. By the third dance, I was running out of new ideas...but with the week I am having, I was glad to have a live one pinned under my thighs. Hehehe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    I had a dumb motherfucker take a little suck of my nipple tonight. He was all apologetic and I really needed the money so I did some more dances for him. He kept apologizing and when it was over I said, "Well, you owe me $60 for three dances, but you owe $20 for sucking my tit." And he paid it.

    Then the best part was right after he gave me the money I said, "Yeah, it doesn't matter to me anyway, I won this one. My husband came all over my chest right before I came to work, so you actually got a mouthful of his cum." That was a lie, of course, but he went so pale. It was awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    the other night I said, "go ahead, but are you sure you want to do that? I've rubbed my tits on a loooooot of guys tonight."

    Of course, it killed the mood and he didn't get any more dances. Oh well! he didn't lick and he didn't ask again.
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    My responses were pretty varied when that would come up with me.

    1) "Well, you could have gotten an escort for that price instead of coming in here." Reaction? Dumbfounded.

    2) "You can do whatever you want to me for three hundred? I made five hundred last night. Can I fuck you in the ass with a foot-long strap on?"

    3) "If you're bitching about how much this costs then maybe you should have put the money towards paying your (insert important bill such as mortgage, child-support, tuition, etc...) instead of coming in here."

    4) "I'm a stripper. I basically get paid to be a tease, so what did you expect?"

    There were a few others, but typically I came up with them spur of the moment. Oh, how I miss cutting down assholes in clubs. Now, apparently, there are consequences to that.
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    Oh, baby, no - to deserve to lick me you have to cure cancer. What? Oh, you're right on the edge? Okay, maybe just a little bit - no! Either you've cured cancer or you haven't. You come back when you've cured cancer. At least childhood leukemia. Then you can lick me. 'Kay? Kay. I'll see you then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    Oh, baby, no - to deserve to lick me you have to cure cancer. What? Oh, you're right on the edge? Okay, maybe just a little bit - no! Either you've cured cancer or you haven't. You come back when you've cured cancer. At least childhood leukemia. Then you can lick me. 'Kay? Kay. I'll see you then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    I'd love to be a fly on the wall when you are talking to guys. You are a riot.
    Well, you know. The homely girls have to be funny.
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    DESERVE????? For $300 measly dollars you DESERVE for me to kick you in the nuts and pour this drink down your pants. I've been tipped more than that on stage douchebag....I realize that for a lowly(insert his job here) thats a lot of money...but I wipe my ass with hundred dollar bills so you'd have to spend a LOOOOOOOT more than that before we get anywhere near the "you deserve" level. Like add about 6 more zeros to it....

    or....

    Thanks for licking me....the last guy that did that was REALLY old and had rotting teeth and the worst pus coming out of his mouth.....I was really grossed out that I didnt have a chance to clean it off...so thanks for gettin' that for me. What? You didnt realize that EVERY guy who spends that much DESERVES to lick me??? Yeah...well...your rules...

    And if I got my money first I would tell them our time is up...walk out and let the bouncer deal with them. Thankfully my club has my back always in shit like this.
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    and this is why I love SW. If the lickers decide to come out tonight, it'll be a different reaction for sure! Thanks, ladies

    Though the bottle of bitter apple in my cabinet is looking really good right now. A girl I know who dances in Italy likes to use the bitter apple, and then tell the custy at the end of the dance that she will give them something to make the taste go away IF they give her a 10E tip. Then she hands them a hershey's kiss. I doubt you'd ever get a repeat customer by doing that, but if it's a guy hell-bent on licking and fondling to "get the most bang" for his precious little $20...who needs that kind of "customer".

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    Ugh, some men are just repulsive.....***pukes***

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    WOW! The national asshat convention must be going on tour!!! The past two nights have been the WORST! Lickers, grabbers, and oh-my-gawd the shyt they have been saying!

    300 and you can do what ever you want to me? How about this, you pay me the 300 and I'll try really hard to keep you from getting your ass kicked on the way out the door? See, my bouncers are bored, and we rarely feed them, so they get a bit testy when spoiled little shyts like you complain about not getting to slobber all over a stranger.




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    I think the only thing to do when someone has displayed such a repulsive and disgusting sense of undeserved self-entitlement is to end the session. Pithy comments will make you feel better but rarely make a dent in a thick skull. The question is: what is your club's policy on returning VIP money if a customer complains?

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