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    Alright... out of curiosity, I must ask if others have encountered customers with really weird names for a girl's vagina, and if so, what?? I think most of the dumb ones I have heard have been from friends, and the really creepy ones from custies. (then there was the guy that told me I was "well hung for a chick..." OMFG...)
    so I will start:

    Vagina
    Cunt
    Pussy
    Va-jay-jay... very SW-unique!!
    Country??? (I got this the other day... like a takeoff on cunt)
    Kitty
    Pink bits
    Love hole
    Split Knish (my favorite)
    the "down there"
    a Womanhood
    Peach
    Cookie

    Alright, whatcha got, gals.....

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    Aw, you got all the good ones!
    Vag
    Clam
    Slit
    Snatch
    Box
    Twat
    Muff
    Beaver
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    Gash
    Axe wound

    They have got to be two of the worst, lol.

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    I hate most of those names, so vulgar. I call mine "hoo". Short & sweet.
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    Here's one of my all-time faves, just cause it's so damn funny. Bearded Clam!

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    Knew a woman who called hers "possible"
    She was a 76 yar old woman I took care of when I was a nurse. I have no idea why she called it that.....

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    Whoo hoo
    womanly center
    socket
    love canal
    deposit box
    Mantrap
    peach
    naughty bits
    fanny lips

    some of the best have been said

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    Whoo hoo
    deposit box
    Mantrap
    hahhahaaa that's hilarious.... the vagina monologues mentions punani and pookie, too. and many fruits apply... cherry, peach, apple

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    Favorite: va-jay-jay (also gained prominence on "Grey's Anatomy")

    Least Favorite: axe wound. For obvious reasons.
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    i've heard this year..

    noo noo
    taco
    hoo-hah
    portal of life
    cooter, coot
    crotch (general i know but this one girl really calls it her crotch.)
    trap
    neener (i don't know..)
    hot dog (or the bun it lies in)
    my mother calls hers a mini

    that's all i've got besides what is already posted or variations of them. i just use puss or vanaynay for mine. what got me was i was sitting at a bar and said i wanted a taco and this guy insisted i had one. he pointed between my legs..i almost fell out of my chair it was so unfunny.

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    Pooter (from Clerks II)
    C-U-Next-Tuesday
    Venus Fly Trap
    Beef Curtains (eeeeewwww)

    and my favorite Audrey II (what my ex used to call mine. Think Little Shop Of Horrors)

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    Heard taco this year too,very funny.Also a variation on pussy--pussay.

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    I just got a bulletin on myspace this morning of an entire list....

    I will not repost it here unless you guys want me too... but my favorite on it...

    Dick Mitten.

    My least favorite....

    Nappy Dugout.... (<I don't know why, it gives me the Wiggins)

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    I have a female friend who is an entertainer here in Vegas and other cities. She does sort of a vulgar magic act which is kind of funny in it's own, quirky way. A few of the ones I've heard her use:

    - DNA Dumpster
    - Gine
    - Little Man In The Canoe
    - Pink Taco
    - Hot Box
    - Canal of Love
    - Rattlesnake Canyon
    - Hair Pie
    - Yo Yo Smuggler
    - Republic of Labia
    - Jizz Recepticle
    - Catchers Mitt
    - The Temple of Poon

    Sigh...I'm sure something important in my brain got pushed out so that I could remember these.

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    Grandma
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    I saw one during all the hooha about Britney not wearing panties and it made me laugh : Ham Pocket!
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiepunkshocker View Post
    Gash
    Axe wound

    They have got to be two of the worst, lol.
    LOl...and these are the ones hardcore phone guys want me to use... Ahh the hate of a woman.

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    Oozer

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    I'm not sure if you've heard this Bloodhound Gang song:

    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

    Vulcanize the whoopee stick
    In the ham wallet
    Cattle prod the oyster ditch
    With the lap rocket
    Batter dip the cranny ax
    In the gut locker
    Retrofit the pudding hatch
    Ooh la la
    With the boink swatter

    If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
    In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
    I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
    I don't wanna beat around the bush

    Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

    Marinate the nether rod
    In the squish mitten
    Power drill the yippee bog
    With the dude piston
    Pressure wash the quiver bone
    In the bitch wrinkle
    Cannonball the fiddle cove
    Ooh la la
    With the pork steeple

    If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
    In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
    I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
    I don't wanna beat around the bush

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    Minge!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    Grandma



    Masty...... I have NO words.....

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    Nether regions
    Pooswah
    Gina
    Vahina
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher View Post
    I saw one during all the hooha about Britney not wearing panties and it made me laugh : Ham Pocket!
    I've heard it called Ham Torta...same thing I guess...


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    Punani

    Function: noun
    Plural Form: punani
    Etymology: Mod. Hawaiian punani (lit. heavenly flower) from Old Hawaiian pua (blossom); nani (glory, splendor, heavenly)

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