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    Default Worth the money?

    Is $950 a bit pricey for a seminar on how to pick up a stripper? What's everyone think?

    http://www.themysterymethod.com/foru...ad.php?t=29345

    Personally, I think $200 would be more reasonable.

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    Default Re: Worth the money?

    I think it's pretty useless. Honestly, what is the appeal of dating a stripper? We don't have magic vaginas! Hell, most of us don't even look too great without all the lights, heels and make-up. What about picking up a mail-carrier, a chick who works in the mall, a nurse - ANYONE else?? I'm sick of PLs thinking we're all available, and this is just exploiting that.
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    Default Re: Worth the money?

    Is this a joke post?
    If not, do you think that you will get your moneys worth?
    As Eve21 said what is the appeal of dating a stripper? Bragging rights is about all I can think of coz most of us are not the girls who u talk to inside the club once we leave.
    $950 could pay for a lot more useful stuff than this seminar. I can't believe one actually exists to be honest. Could pay for an orgy with a few prostitutes even.

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    WTF is wrong with people? We are just NORMAL fucking girls who grind on cock for money!!! Wow are all these guys so obsessed with dating a stripper? I am the lamest person on earth who just happens to be a stripper, definately nothing worth paying someone to teach you how to date me. You wanna date me? Hang out at the comic book store, or walmart...thats where I live yo! haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by echomadison View Post
    WTF is wrong with people? We are just NORMAL fucking girls
    they don't get this do they? they think we are some different species of woman or something?
    Not to mention they would have better luck picking up a woman at a normal bar or something as most strippers will not date anyone who comes into the club. At my club I would say 90% of the girls are either married or have a boyfriend so these guys are really dreaming.

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    ...what girl could resist the hypnotic powers and mental mastery of someone who looks like your local street corner hip-hop wannabe?(sarcasm) Look into the wheel , my lovelies, and you will be mine.....

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    I just don't get this. Why is it that WE are the only ones who are defined by our jobs?

    And I'm quite offended that these people are paying 900 that they should be spending on US!

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    Quote Originally Posted by echomadison View Post
    WTF is wrong with people? We are just NORMAL fucking girls who grind on cock for money!!!
    uh, normal girls don't grind on cock for money

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    Quote Originally Posted by evan_essence View Post
    Is $950 a bit pricey for a seminar on how to pick up a stripper? What's everyone think?
    I don't know. How much is the seminar attendee dropping on dancers?

    I think if you can convince just a few imbeciles out there that you have the cure for whatever ails them, you can charge just about any price you want. I don't know where the perception that strippers are uber-sexual freaks originated from, but like any other false perception, a smart person with a lack of scruples would be wise to make some money off of it. Alternative medicine hucksters have made a fortune from similarly deluded thinking.

    Of course, I have no sympathies for fools who trade the family cow for magic beans that don't work. A fool and his money ought to be parted.
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    A friend of mine has a friend that paid $1500 for a seminar on how to pick up women, sounds like it's along the same lines as this one. They do a special part on how to pick up strippers. The first thing they tell you is not to spend any money on them. My friend and his buddy came into the club one night and was an ass to the girls, then asked me why none of my friends would hang out. I told him because he wasn't spending any money.
    The guy who was in town doing the seminar was there too, he was so rude to my one friend that she slapped him on the floor! He basically told her she was fat, for the record she's not.

    Anither thinf they tell guys to do is to get a friend whose a girl to go out with them and talk them up to other girls. I was thinking I could start my own bussiness doing this. I'd charge $250 plus dinner and drinks and be thier "friend" and try to get them girls. The same guy that paid $1500 thaought $250 was too much!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gameover View Post
    uh, normal girls don't grind on cock for money
    So grinding on laps or showing pussy by definition makes us abnormal.

    what does that make someone who pays for it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gameover View Post
    uh, normal girls don't grind on cock for money

    so.. do normal girls become doctors or flight atendants or writers or?

    and does this mean that when i was teaching i was normal and now that i'm dancing i'm not anymore?

    funny, i still feel the same

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    Quote Originally Posted by evan_essence View Post
    Is $950 a bit pricey for a seminar on how to pick up a stripper? What's everyone think?
    I think there's a sucker born every minute.

    Better to spend that $950 having a helluvafuckingnight at a strip club than to give it to some scammer. I know that some stripper somewhere will appreciate it, and in the end you'll have a lot more fun for your money.

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    Default Re: Worth the money?

    I am currently holding a seminar on how to pick up strippers, every night, only one or two, possibly three attendies allowed.

    You must pay me directly, $950, preferrably cash, and try to remain sober. If you fail to remain sober, the seminar may go up in price before the night is over.

    Feel free to start signing up.




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    Quote Originally Posted by gameover View Post
    uh, normal girls don't grind on cock for money
    I guess that would depend on your definition of normal but I find that, in general, it's a bad idea to make assumptions about people based solely on what they do for work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by echomadison View Post
    WTF is wrong with people? We are just NORMAL fucking girls who grind on cock for money!!!
    This should be stripperweb's new promo. We are just normal fucking girls who grind on cock for money. What the fuck is with all of YOU people?
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    ^^ Lmao!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward View Post
    So grinding on laps or showing pussy by definition makes us abnormal.

    what does that make someone who pays for it?
    Sorry, I just thought that the wording she used was funny. (still do )

    My point is that when you meet a "normal" girl, you don't know what you are going to get in the sex department. But, because a stripper's job is to excite men, many assume that you dancers are thus all tigers in bed.

    I think this makes the idea of dating a stripper appealing to many, even though strippers are like any other woman in the sense that some will be good at sex and some not so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eve21 View Post
    We don't have magic vaginas!

    speak for yourself!





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    Katrine's post "my pussy is magic" video link is now making me want to sing that song all over again when I read this.
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    $950?!

    Christ, if you're in any number of metro-area clubs, you can just ask for the going local rate from any number of strippers.

    That said, the Mystery Method is a bunch of psycho-babble that any chick with a fully functioning frontal lobe would outright reject.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty_Penny View Post
    speak for yourself!


    mine has unicorns and everything.


    Oh no! That's even better. That will be my next signature. "My vagina has unicorns."
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    [quote=DylanAngel;924913] Why is it that WE are the only ones who are defined by our jobs?
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    Because doctors, astronauts, musicians, etc., sure as hell aren't.
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    I've heard that one of the guys who runs these sorts of seminars was found out to be hiring escorts to go to the places that he sent the students, and then let themselves get "seduced" to make the guys believe that they really could "hypnotise" women.

    Most of the "theories" that they teach actually do work though, but they're just stuff like don't be a horny freak straight away, make jokes to get the girl laughing, get rapport, don't tell lies, win over the girl's friends, be emotionally stable, once she's comfortable around you start making some double entendres, get a life and have some hobbies, find something about her personality that you like etc. Becuase it's a stripper course they probably introduce something as well like "The Secret Stripper Theory: Being grabby during a lap dance lowers the dancer's opinion of you, hence decreasing your chances of seeing her outside the club" and pretend it's some sort of rocket science that they came up with.

    It's seriously dumb to pay $950 for a seminar on this stuff when you can pay $9.50 for a copy of Cosmo magazine and learn the same things.

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