Last night I had the STRANGEST thing happen to me ever....
This guy walks up an asks me to dance for him while I was on stage, he tips me a five and then yells at the top of his lungs, no joke, Hoooowwwweeeeee!!!!
Hmmm, okay.![]()
So I get off stage, make my way to him and he's nice, polite, and making pig calling noises! Oooo-heeee, Yooow-ie, etc. Uhm....Terrets?
The dacne starts, and with each movement I do, a new noise would pop out of this guys mouth.... Wadda wadda (Butt wiggle), Ooodee oodee doo! (tit grab), Wooodle woodle weee! (bent over hands near crotch). And each sound was loud enough to draw looks from all the other guys at the surrounding tables. I swear!!!!
I was laughing so hard I could barely finish dancing! It finally ends, I sit down next to him and he says to me.....
"You sure are a fine female, are you a professional swimmer? No? Are you from Oregon? No? Wow-Weee! you are ding dang delish!!! Woooo! Are you a swimmer?"
At this point I collected my ten dollars and backed away slowly....![]()
Honestly, I was looking for the hidden camera during the dance, thinking to myself, this has GOT to be a joke!



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I believe you Dottie and you have my support


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