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    I'm telling you, some people can just be plain RUDE! I was working the other night and these little boys who thought that they were pimps or something put a dollar down and so i did the little "shake shake" you know and then they were like "thats it?!?! Bitch put your pussy in my face" I looked at them and said "silly boy this is a no touch club, besides its only a dollar" then they got up and threw the chair down and said " fuck you cunt I got rims more expensive than you, your only worth a buck" WOAH! Did I miss something?
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    They probably stole the rims. LOL Dorks.....

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    nice, thats what i was thinking. lol. ^

    Love it!

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    I'd be like, "ditto, and that's my '88 corolla out there"

    actually, no I wouldn't because I can never think of clever comebacks in time!

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    Ew!! Douchebaginess at it's finest.
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    Aww, poor babies didn't get what they wanted. Boo hoo.

    I'd have told them to go stare at their fucking rims then, if they were so much better.

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    I may only be worth a buck... but, baby, you'll never be worth a fuck.

    ... was my first reaction.


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    You shoulda said their mamma is next on stage so wait til she comes on and maybe she'll stick it in their face.

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    I would have told them good now go put them in your face. Than walk away like a lady. Those guys are just ass holes. They need to put you down so they can feel good. If they have given me more trouble I just would have had the bouncer. Kick them out on thier ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    You shoulda said their mamma is next on stage so wait til she comes on and maybe she'll stick it in their face.

    I vote this one. A classic is nice to pull out every now and then. Haha. Seriously though, these little boys are just crying 'cause they knew they couldn't have you. What d-bags.

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    Aside from the rudeness factor, who raises the kind of boys/guys that would even say this to someone? I understand the pack mentality and if you add booze then guys get a little more wild, but to call someone a cunt and then say they are only worth a dollar? None of my guy friends, no matter how drunk, would ever say this to anyone. Assholes.
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    Then wtf are you doing in here staring at ME??

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    They probably stole the rims. LOL Dorks.....
    someone told me you can get rims at Rent-a-center. Balin' on a budget!

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    HAHA! Little turds.. they're trying to be "gangsta's". Looooooooosers!
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    the thing that I probably would have thought in time, even though it's not the best is "gee, nice temper tantrum" and then walking away...then of course summoning the bouncer. He'd get a nice big tip if he could expel them with something loud and witty.

    lol-- it's hard to come up with something on the spot sometimes but you have to figure that if you have something prepared that could cover most situations like:

    "tough shit, turd-licker" then at least you're covering your bases

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    "If they are that pretty, then you'll be jacking off to them tonight right?"
    I can come off with smart ass comments quickly though

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    I would have said (and i fuckin mean it....a dollar) "then go fuck your rims"!

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    I don't even approach those types. Too much hassle, and no dough.
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    I can't wait till the day when all these jack offs have ED and can't get it up. That's justice!

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    I usually avoid clubs with too many customers like that. All you can do to avoid a scene is ignore them and move on to the more refined customers.

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    I usually avoid clubs with too many customers like that. All you can do to avoid a scene is ignore them and move on to the more refined customers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamela View Post
    I would have said (and i fuckin mean it....a dollar) "then go fuck your rims"!
    That is what I would have said. It's short and to the point. Great minds do think alike.


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    if their rims are that expensive their car is probably a piece of shit.

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    Wave over another dancer then obviously point and laugh at the rim-o-sexuals.

    That would totally turn their game around on them.


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    Dammit, I always think of my best response just a little too late...

    Lean forward, one hand cupped around the ear, feigning deafness, yelling loudly, "What? Rimming? You get him to rim you for a dollar, is that what you said?"

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