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    Default Fixing the Package

    I was getting a hard grinding lap dance from a very "friendly" dancer who asked me to fix my package as it was pointing hard south. I couldn't figure out how to do this effectively without having to make a pit stop. Any recommendations from the ladies?

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    Default Re: Fixing the Package

    maybe you should consider new pants that fit?

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    Default Re: Fixing the Package

    LOL...
    Come on-sometimes it get crooked and needs adjusting.
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    Default Re: Fixing the Package

    Quote Originally Posted by crackncash View Post
    I couldn't figure out how to do this effectively
    ...your male license is hereby revoked.
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Egads!

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    Default Re: Fixing the Package

    I know that sometimes things are uncomfortable for a guy, but you should know how to fix yourself if you've gone through puberty.

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    OMG, I laughed so hard I lost my coffee on this one..... Oh crap...that was funny....

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    Default Re: Fixing the Package

    I see guys fixing their "packages" while grocery shopping, so it can't be that difficult.

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    Yea, I just tell her that's what I'm doing.

    YankYankYank.
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    ALLTOGETHER NOW
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    Oh, yea sorry.

    Well when my package tears, I just re-tape, or go DUCT.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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