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    This was a tramatic experience for me, one I'll never forget.
    Home Depot Scam

    A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.

    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.

    They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

    It is impossible not to look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.

    You agree and they get in the back seat.

    On the way, they start having sex with each other.

    Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th.

    Also December 1st, 3rd, twice on the 5th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

    So be careful.
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    You are such a freak!!!

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    ROFL, and let me guess you have decided to scam them back and now have funny money in your wallet?
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    Only you would fall for that!

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    Default Re: Home Depot Scam!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    This was a tramatic experience for me, one I'll never forget.
    Home Depot Scam

    A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.

    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.

    They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

    It is impossible not to look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.

    You agree and they get in the back seat.

    On the way, they start having sex with each other.

    Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th.

    Also December 1st, 3rd, twice on the 5th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

    So be careful.
    LOL Mast. That's a classic.



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    I'm headed out the door !

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    I swear silena...one looked like you! In my head...and dylan...as a matter of fact...ALL OF YOU. Even Cas.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Default Re: Home Depot Scam!

    for a sec. i was like " why the hell does he keep goin back then???" lol thats great

    ::been a long morning::

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    I swear silena...one looked like you! In my head...and dylan...as a matter of fact...ALL OF YOU. Even Cas.

    Ummm....that WAS me and you need to hit the ATM buddy.

    :walks away counting the meager findings in Mast's wallet:

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    I need to go to Home Depot more often.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Machismo View Post
    I need to go to Home Depot more often.

    Don't forget your wallet!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    I swear silena...one looked like you! In my head...and dylan...as a matter of fact...ALL OF YOU. Even Cas.
    *stops counting the wad of cash in her hand and hides it behind her back*

    I uh... it must be coincidence... I was, er, grocery shopping... ya, that's it. I was buying milk.



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    Hmmmm, wonder if the Home Depot scammers take advantage of chicks as well. If they were hot enough they could just take my whole purse, fuck taking the wallet.

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    Very funny...







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    I love it! You had me all concerned!

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    I simply can't take you ANYWHERE!!!!

    I asked you to come along to the HoDe, to look at Bear paint samples, and you ditched me for thieving trollops!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist View Post
    I love it! You had me all concerned!
    Hahaha and hot and bothered! Or at least I think it was you who got in the front seat....
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda View Post
    Bear paint samples, and you ditched me
    NOT TRUE!

    It was squid paint samples and razors for my back. Industrial type. And I didn't ditch you. I just caused a need for cleanup in Parking Lot Isle 9.

    And lost a lot of your money.

    Can I have some more? My band has this gig, see baby, and like I need me some new geetar strings...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    NOT TRUE!

    It was squid paint samples and razors for my back. Industrial type. And I didn't ditch you. I just caused a need for cleanup in Parking Lot Isle 9.

    And lost a lot of your money.

    Can I have some more? My band has this gig, see baby, and like I need me some new geetar strings...


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    bahahahaha. you crack me up.

    Love it!

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