So my boyfriend got back in town yesterday. We spent the afternoon and evening together, and went to bed well after midnight. At about 6:30 this morning, he woke up to the sound of the cat throwing up all over our couch. He got up to clean it...
And while he was cleaning it, I woke up to the cat jumping onto the bed. He came over and stood with his front paws on my leg. He stood there for a minute, then pawed and scraped like he does after using the litterbox. Then he hopped down off the bed, about the time that the "after using the litterbox" part of what he'd just done occurred to me. I got up, went to move the blanket, and stuck my hand in fresh cat shit. That's right, he took a dump on my feet and I stuck my hand in it!
He has NEVER done anything like this before. He's going to the vet today. But dammit, what a lousy way to wake up in the morning! Especially for my poor boyfriend... the first night he gets to be back home in his own bed, and he's woken up six hours later by THAT.
My cat is such an asshole.


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