
Originally Posted by
Melonie
I'm the queen of loud, stinky, 20 second long farts ... and it keeps getting worse with age ! Towards the end of my regular live dancing days, I would make a serious effort to 'cut one' in the corridor just prior to going back on stage ... in order to 'reduce the pressure' and the odds of having one sneak out at an innopportune customer moment.
On the other hand, if a lap dance customer was being a real and total asshole, I could always dance with my back to him and ...
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