I was at the gym the other day and "The View" was on one of the TVs. They started doing a segment on "the secret beauty techniques of strippers," and I was stuck on the elliptical machine anyway, so I watched it for a few minutes. It was hilarious!
According to this woman they had on there, all strippers shave their legs with AstroGlide. You can use KY Gel, as well. While this is an interesting idea, I've certainly never heard of it and I thought it was funny that all these women nationwide are picturing strippers at home shaving their legs with ass lubricant.
Then they explained that strippers want their lips to be very bright red and they don't want to touch them up often. So what do strippers do? They color their lips with RED MAGIC MARKER.I can just imagine some ghetto chick in the dressing room drawing on her face with a marker, and I've worked in some very ghetto clubs, but I've NEVER seen this! I was cracking up laughing right there in the gym, thinking, "Uh, honey, I really think strippers actually just use QUALITY lipstick!"
There were other tricks like using toilet seat covers to blot oil from your face and stuff like that, but the stripper tricks cracked me up because this woman was presenting them as absolute fact. And when one woman called her a pole dancer, she got offended and she certainly NEVER was!
Stupid ass women. Excuse me, I'm off to shave with ass lube and draw on my face now...


I can just imagine some ghetto chick in the dressing room drawing on her face with a marker, and I've worked in some very ghetto clubs, but I've NEVER seen this! I was cracking up laughing right there in the gym, thinking, "Uh, honey, I really think strippers actually just use QUALITY lipstick!"
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