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    According to , some woman in North Carolina has pleaded not guilty to charges that she intentionally castrated a guy at a Christmas Eve party. It says she castrated him WITH HER HANDS! Can you imagine ripping off someone's testicles with your bare hands? I wonder what he did!

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    Yikes!

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    Scarily, I can imagine it. I have the Kung Fu grip...LOL!
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    Ummm, YAY...Girl Power??? LOL
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    Geez. And just when we guys have gotten over our nightmares about Lorena Bobbit . . .

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    I'm just wondering what prompted the incident. She's pleading not guilty, but if the case has been filed then I'm assuming that the guy's balls were indeed torn off. My best guess is self-defense during a rape attempt, especially since it was at a party.

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    It's not unimaginable...when I was a kid I ripped a teenager's whole shirt off because he pissed me off.
    Yeah, I bet she was defending herself....I can't imagine why the hell else a woman would do that...

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    wait wait wait, how can she get that grip thru his pants? i read the article and a subsequent one where they mention that "all three were heavily intoxicated" ... im assuming the third is his gf? so.. this is confusing.. there has to be more to this story (obviously)

    Love it!

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    When I was 15 I had an abusive boyfriend who tried to rape me (I was a virgin and wasn't ready to lose it yet). I grabbed one testicle and squeezed until it ruptured, and he had to have it removed. Maybe that's what this is referring to, rather than a castration in the traditional sense of actually cutting or ripping off both testicles?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    My best guess is self-defense during a rape attempt, especially since it was at a party.
    This is what I was thinking.

    I'd like to see the other facts in the case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda View Post
    Ummm, YAY...Girl Power??? LOL
    LOL Exactly what I'm thinking. Yipes.

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    There is actually a karate or kung fu move called "monkey steals the peach..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    When I was 15 I had an abusive boyfriend who tried to rape me (I was a virgin and wasn't ready to lose it yet). I grabbed one testicle and squeezed until it ruptured, and he had to have it removed. Maybe that's what this is referring to, rather than a castration in the traditional sense of actually cutting or ripping off both testicles?
    *high five*

    I punctured a dude's eyeball with my thumb once. It's not castration but I still get points right?



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    Aigh! Yes, big points!

    I had a kid slice my eyeball open with his fingernail when I was six, but it was an accident. I had to wear a pirate patch for three weeks while it healed.

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    When I was 15 I had an abusive boyfriend who tried to rape me (I was a virgin and wasn't ready to lose it yet). I grabbed one testicle and squeezed until it ruptured, and he had to have it removed.
    Well done. Rapists deserve castration (or ruptured testicles).

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    Thankee. I didn't mean to do it but I'm certainly not sorry.

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    Damn. this is making me think of the movie hard candy... talk about girl power... a little girl searches forums for pedophiles... lures them in, and makes them believe they are being castrated... amazing movie, actually... seriously underrated. Makes me think of my ex who got banned AGAIN this morning...god- the third try to get at my through SW, as well as posting slander on my club's guestbook, and harassing my new number (i'd changed it) with evil calls... could i picture castration?.... is it a question? anyway... the guy in the film and my ex both drive mini coopers and are really manipulative... and go for waaaaay younger women. good movie.. everyone should see it, empowering. wow, that was a very angry/peeved post. sorry, i don't like having stalkers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krazyjane View Post
    There is actually a karate or kung fu move called "monkey steals the peach..."
    LMAO! I'm pretty familiar with this move....
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    I have a regular who completely gets off on the fantasy of me ordering men to do that to eachother. Creepy creepy!
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    wow... one hard hand job!

    She must have gorilla grip!
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