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    Ok shoot me if this has been done before. I couldn't find a thread like it, and I wasn't positive how to search for it...

    We talk about celebs a lot... especially here in the Lounge.


    Pick a celebrity... or two... or however many you want. They can be any kind of famous person. From film, screen, music, art, modeling, anything...


    What kind of customer do you think they'd be? They're personality, their manners, lap dance behavior, general behavior, tipping, etc.
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    Hugh Laurie. He would be funny. It would be clean dances because he's married. I'd beg him to speak to me in his British accent. I'd tell him "Dr. House" is not really mean & to "put some stank on it" so people fear "Doctor House". I bet he'd tip well.

    & Mike Rowe from "Dirty Jobs." I'd go home with him...I wouldn't just take the tip, I'd take the whole thing!!! ; P

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    Hugh Laurie. He would be funny. It would be clean dances because he's married. I'd beg him to speak to me in his British accent. I'd tell him "Dr. House" is not really mean & to "put some stank on it" so people fear "Doctor House". I bet he'd tip well.



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    Adam from "Mythbusters." He'd be awkward and giggle a bit for the first part of the LD, then calm down and take me to VIP, where he'd be respectful and compliment me in odd Adam ways, still being his quirky self. Then he'd build me levitating stripper shoes.

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    Johnny Depp...holy shit, bet he would be very close, kissing on the neck, lips, chest (above breasts) deep dark eyes.....shit, nuff said!

    Perfect customer

    Worst customer: CHRIS CORNELL. fast, done...gone.

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    hmmm... this is tough good thread paige.


    *thinks*


    i think robert plant would be hella fun and a good tipper. and man i could talk music with him *all* night long. worst would have to be ani difranco. she would preach to me about my business all night long im sure and then vow never to support the man's club. but i'd tell her i still love her music.

    Love it!

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    Jude Law-I picture him as being cheap and trying to get girls to go home with him for free. Same with Colin Farrell, only I picture Colin as being smelly and grabby too.

    Paris Hilton-I can see her not spending a dime, and being one of those attention whores who annoy all the dancers by dancing around and getting naked. Maybe making out with male customers too.

    I can picture Adam Sandler as being a good customer-spending money and being enjoyable to talk to. Same with Angelina Jolie.






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