So I got this gimmiky omlette maker thing ....
Lets give this a shot
So I got this gimmiky omlette maker thing ....
Lets give this a shot
People are not ruled by their memories.
Holy SHIT EGGS boil FAST!
HAHAHA I don't think the wayward suggestion of a drop of veggie oil to make it easier to clean was a great idea *looks at the burning egg pieces on his arm and chest*
People are not ruled by their memories.
hahah one of the joints just burst into flames.... heee squirt gun action in the kitchen!
and I'm cutting up the peppers and shit with a filet knife...using the tip...I can't find my good one!
People are not ruled by their memories.
Smells like dental work in here....
People are not ruled by their memories.





OMG....I don't know whether to laugh or to ask if you're ok?
So...
*giggle, snort* Are you ok, Mast? *giggle, snort*
here's to pulling out the grated cheese from the fridge open end down
heh but still, I have another bag!
oh fuck, a wayward piece of pepper rolled off... and I instinctively went to grab it![]()
owies.
People are not ruled by their memories.
Well this is NOT AS SHOWN ON TV,
but I thought everything was cool.... then I did the flip....
shit.
went.
everywhere.
People are not ruled by their memories.
Be careful Mast! Might I suggest Village Inn?![]()
well I flipped it and turn the burner down from high to med low, gonna let it sit for a second while the cheese melts, and I wipe off my melting dignity from the devices to the right of the stove in my kitchen
Just thought I'd share, you know how the dials on the stove say 'Hi'?
Hehe everytime i walk by the stove to the shower I always say "Hi Stove" out loud or in my head....since I'm by myself here anyway, the stove she comforts me, and we laugh together.
People are not ruled by their memories.





Mast, you and I seem to be on the same wavelength this morning.
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...d.php?p=933893
But I win for lousiest chef, because my mishap was in a MICROWAVE.
Former SCJ now in rehab.
yea, this is more like omlette salad or some crazy shit. I went to serve it and it looks like the center decided the pan wasn't a 'non-stick' pan.
Sooooo I called on my trusty new sidekick...SPATCH....OOLA.
It got it out, but apparently in the process, I broke th engine block, fuel line, and it popped a timing belt....now the omlette misfires, but it's sitting here, testing my resolve....
*coyly reaches for the Sams Club Ketchup Bottle*
People are not ruled by their memories.
*crunch crunch crunch* mmmmRJust wriiike *crunch* momma used to mmmfake...
People are not ruled by their memories.
bwahahahahah. Your kitchen hijinks never fail to amuse me. *grabs some popcorn and waits for mast to blow something else up*
I believe you Dottie and you have my support
Geezus...makes me burning veggies look like gourmet cooking. Thank God...LOL
Mast, you really should consider hiring a chef. It would save you so much money in band aids and burn spray. bwahahahaha![]()
Good call, Venus. Let's hire him a chef. Although I'm starting to wonder if there's some kind of toxic fume leakage going on there that could be the REAL culprit. Anyway, did the special pan really burst into flame? Is it ruined? Poor halpess gadget.
Interviewing anyone yet, Mast? I love to imagine the rigors of a hiring process invented by by you.
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott
Lol, exellent - you sound like me, Im not alone, lol!
This is how I came to give up cooking, in fact my friends begged me to or told me to give it up! Now i understand the kitchen comment, lol!





the SW boys sure are domestic gods! nothing finer than a kitchen covered in non-specific egg-based goo. it is fine adhesive. NASA would do well to use it to hold their space tiles on.
i have to now exclaim, 'baby don't LOOK!' whenever i attempt stove-toppery, because it invariably ends up a shitfight... clumps of goodness baked to the top surface.
i blame the stove maker for shitty design, not my flipping and/or stirring skills.
You all have no faith!
VenusGoddess, I TOTALLY disagree. I bring this on myself. If I wasn't dancing, and archshooting the veggies into the pan 90% of this wouldn't happen. And ON TOP of THAT I totallllly enjoy yelling BAM whenever I put ANYTHING in a PAN.
I will totally web cam this one day.
Nautilus, you really don't make enough roasts, Leela.
Aussie: Fuckem. Make food. Will travel.
Wear something red.Interviewing anyone yet, Mast? I love to imagine the rigors of a hiring process invented by by you.
People are not ruled by their memories.




OMG, Mast. I am having you copyrighted. People, put your bid on shares now. I swear it, we will be rich when he goes public.
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