So I get off work this morning both faminished and exhausted, and decide to whip up a plate of one of my favorite easy to make snacks. Pepperoni and melted American cheese on Triscuit crackers.
So I prepare a plate and stick it in the microwave for thirty seconds, then sit down at my computer, while hearing the microwave hum in the background, waiting for the beep when its finished...and waiting...and waiting...and still waiting
Damn those crackers are taking a long time
What's that crackling and popping noise?
Ohhhh shit!
So in a panic, I shut off the microwave....about a minute and forty seconds into the 30 second cooking time. Apartently at some synapse between my index finger and my brain, "crackers" became "TV dinner" and I accidently added a zero to the cooking time.
Now I have to try and eat this petrified, ahem....whatever. Yep it all just sort of fused together like I welded it. On a brighter note, the pepperoni looks to have a crispy bacon like quality to it.
I'm sure I'll look back on this and laugh, as soon as I can get the smell of burnt cheese out of my apartment.
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I believe you Dottie and you have my support 
and the smell..... uhhhh


"Tim, don't you think that's a little bit toooooo much lighter fluid?" "No, the more you use, the faster it gets hot..." Stumbles drunkenly over to the grill...big ball of fire here..."Tim, your hair and eyebrows are gone!!" Tim: "WTF?? How did that happen?"
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