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    I did laundry the other day and I am missing a sock. It's white - size 12.

    Which one of you biatches and bastards took it? I want it back.

    You think its fun walking around with one sock? Think again, Bucko.

    If I see any of you with a white sock, I know that means you took mine.

    You have been placed on notice.


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    Not me! I'm a size 6

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    Not me! I'm a size 6
    You probably cut it in half and made two socks out of it, which is why there is only one missing.

    Suspect Number 1 = Lola Rose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John View Post
    You probably cut it in half and made two socks out of it, which is why there is only one missing.

    Suspect Number 1 = Lola Rose.
    Twasnt me I swear *tucks it under her bum n smiles innocently*

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    Dryers are notorious for eating socks I swear to you.



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    hey, the legwarmer trend is going strong at my club

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    I have a very solid alibi. I don't own white socks. That is out of pure survival as I have a pre-teen boy in my house. His dad's socks all end up in his dresser as it is. He stays away from my pink/purple and printed socks.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John View Post
    You probably cut it in half and made two socks out of it, which is why there is only one missing.

    Suspect Number 1 = Lola Rose.
    Nex time, we need some nicer socks. I'm talking bout the black silk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally View Post
    Twasnt me I swear *tucks it under her bum n smiles innocently*

    Suspect Number 2 = Cally. Must investigate her bum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sophiemarie View Post
    Dryers are notorious for eating socks I swear to you.

    Suspect Number 3 = Sophiemarie. Knows a LITTLE too much about socks and dryers. Awfully suspicious.

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    This sock seems to have significant sentimental value. Is it your "American Pie" sock??

    If it makes you feel better I'll take a look in my load of towels, k?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    I have a very solid alibi. I don't own white socks. That is out of pure survival as I have a pre-teen boy in my house. His dad's socks all end up in his dresser as it is. He stays away from my pink/purple and printed socks.

    Suspect Number 4 = Paris. Sure, you dont own white socks. HOWEVER, its wholly possibly you have a side business dealing in the International White Sock Black Market. I have notified Customs to keep an eye on you.

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    Ok, I don't know what happened to your sock, but my white and silver sock that reads "I Have Issues" is gone.

    I think your big old size 12 kidnapped it.

    Ransom terms?

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    I have it. I am holding it ransom...how bad do you want it back???? If I dont get one MILLION dollars (said in my best Dr Evil voice) within 24 hrs I will send you the toe in the mail.......
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    Not me, have my own w/dr. I did once, in a prev. apt. take some one's blue briefs that were left in a dryer (don't ask why, dunno).


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    i know who took it. the magical closet that eats single socks but produces more hangers than bunnies who bump n grind.

    Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DylanAngel View Post
    Ok, I don't know what happened to your sock, but my white and silver sock that reads "I Have Issues" is gone.

    I think your big old size 12 kidnapped it.

    Ransom terms?
    Its possible that your sock seduced my sock, and they are now traversing the country in a stolen El Camino, enacting a life of crime.

    If so, I blame you.

    DylanAngel = Suspect Number 5

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameronfl View Post
    I have it. I am holding it ransom...how bad do you want it back???? If I dont get one MILLION dollars (said in my best Dr Evil voice) within 24 hrs I will send you the toe in the mail.......

    Somehow I dont think you have it, yet, you crave the sock and the millions of dollars that would come with ransoming it.

    Conspiracy - its something that should be considered.

    CameronFL = Suspect Number 6

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    Perhaps your sock has gone on an adventure with a stick, a spoon, and a can of beans. It's possible. Or it was washed with a load of blacks and is now incognito as a greyish-blue sock.
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    How do we know if your sock perhaps escaped instead, and is desperately trying to stay free...

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    ^ I think the idea that the sock is incognito has lots of merit.... could it be hiding in the pocket of your coat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John View Post
    I did laundry the other day and I am missing a sock. It's white - size 12.

    Which one of you biatches and bastards took it? I want it back.

    You think its fun walking around with one sock? Think again, Bucko.

    If I see any of you with a white sock, I know that means you took mine.

    You have been placed on notice.

    I took it, now what fucker?
    I'll give it back, but I warn ya...It AINT CLEAN ANYMORE

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    I tells ya the sock monster did it... must have only wanted a snack... sometimes you get a whole load and and all the right ones are gone...

    Then sometimes the sock monster will eat a pair of pants
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    LoL the sock monster has eaten a pair of my jeans and one of my fav sweaters

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryripeboy View Post
    I tells ya the sock monster did it... must have only wanted a snack... sometimes you get a whole load and and all the right ones are gone...
    how do you know it's the right ones? My right and left socks always look the same....

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