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    My first baaad day

    So, you know its going to be a bad day when you get out of your car walking to the door and a cigarette ash hits your eye, making mascara run everywhere, but your a stubborn thing and keep going. #2 A guy tips you 4 times on stage, so you go to talk to him and get a dance after the set. He asks how much you weigh. After your response he tells you how much heavier you look. #3 You have made the mistake of boots and fishnets, and while laying on stage doing some leg work the two get tangled, sticking your legs together on stage. Try gracefully undoing that! #4 Then after you move to the side stage (required 1 song main stage 1 song each side stage at our club) you twist your ankle on the way down, literally falling off the side stage. After that, I gave up and went home before I somehow managed to burn the place down. So, the moral? When you think its a bad day, it could always be worse.

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    Oh gosh. That sounds like even worse luck than I have.

    Boot getting caught on fishnet sounds bad.
    I almost choked on my gum on stage once.
    Or how about when your laying on your back onstage. You go to move and your suctioned to the stage...it makes a terrible farting noise. Thats sure to get ya some stage tips eh!
    Or how about falling off your platform whilst stationary. Not even moving a bit. That my friend is something that only i could manage to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lux_44 View Post
    Oh gosh. That sounds like even worse luck than I have.


    I almost choked on my gum on stage once.

    lol... or when you're doing some upside down pole tricks and you forget to close your mouth and your neon green gum gets stuck in your hair =X

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    "#2 A guy tips you 4 times on stage, so you go to talk to him and get a dance after the set. He asks how much you weigh. After your response he tells you how much heavier you look." That one is pretty bad...but wouldnt ruin my day.

    Thats not a complete bad day just a bunch of unfortunate mishaps happening all in one day. To me I think a bad day would be every guy turns out to be smelly and grabby for your crotch after giving you a $2 stage tip then asking for a bj. That would be a day from hell.
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    That does suck. I got my jail sandwich stolen after missing my first day of school cause I was in...jail. =( I'm hungry. Bad days blow, dont they?

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    One club I worked at (Planet Pocono) has the dressing room in the basement. First I tripped running up the stairs to get to the stage, then while walking up to the stage I tripped again, and then I was doing a pole trick and the laces from my left boot got caught on the hook to my right boot, while I was upside down. To make it worse I couldn't untangle them and had to lay on the ground while a friend of mine came up on stage to get me untangled And to top it off I tripped a third time walking over to the bar. The moral of this story... I'm a klutz
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    Quote Originally Posted by lux_44 View Post
    Or how about when your laying on your back onstage. You go to move and your suctioned to the stage...it makes a terrible farting noise.
    hahaha i feel your pain honey

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    hehe, glad I'm not the only clutz out there

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    Default Re: My first baaad day

    wow. My first day sounded a bit like yours.

    Really just the clutz part. Losing a shoe spinning on stage.

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    I kicked a bartender once when throwing my leg out to do a spin on the pole... I am SO careful now! Our stage is in the middle of the bar so the bartenders are always walking around the rail, as are the girls who have just gotten off stage and the stage isn't too big and I have long legs... I only kneed a guy in the crotch once... mmm... the back suction thing has happened to me a handful of times but it's usually not heard over the music. I haven't fallen YET. The other night I coudn't figure out what stage I was on. I swear I wasn't sure if this one stage was open yet because I thought I heard him say it but every time I looked over it was empty so I figured we were just doing the three stages so I'm about to get on the main stage and another girl is there... Then I figured maybe he changed it cause we were having this porn there that was getting ready to go on ::shrugs:: turns out I just can't hear my own name... That's about it for me, but it's only been 2.5 months... give me another few months and I'll have good stories, hahaha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lux_44 View Post
    Oh gosh. That sounds like even worse luck than I have.

    Boot getting caught on fishnet sounds bad.
    I almost choked on my gum on stage once.
    Or how about when your laying on your back onstage. You go to move and your suctioned to the stage...it makes a terrible farting noise. Thats sure to get ya some stage tips eh!
    Or how about falling off your platform whilst stationary. Not even moving a bit. That my friend is something that only i could manage to do.
    LOL I thought my club's floor was the only one that manages to cause this! We always warn newbys about rolling around GENTLY to avoid it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Piper_Eve View Post
    I kicked a bartender once when throwing my leg out to do a spin on the pole... I am SO careful now! Our stage is in the middle of the bar so the bartenders are always walking around the rail, as are the girls who have just gotten off stage and the stage isn't too big and I have long legs... I only kneed a guy in the crotch once... mmm... the back suction thing has happened to me a handful of times but it's usually not heard over the music. I haven't fallen YET. The other night I coudn't figure out what stage I was on. I swear I wasn't sure if this one stage was open yet because I thought I heard him say it but every time I looked over it was empty so I figured we were just doing the three stages so I'm about to get on the main stage and another girl is there... Then I figured maybe he changed it cause we were having this porn there that was getting ready to go on ::shrugs:: turns out I just can't hear my own name... That's about it for me, but it's only been 2.5 months... give me another few months and I'll have good stories, hahaha.
    Lol... more memories... I was BAD... really bad at kicking bartenders for awhile... when I worked at the liquor bars in Philly (now I don't have to worry so much). I always tried so hard to watch for them n all, only actually kicked em like twice... the one girl was cool and laughed it off, even though I got her in the shoulder... the other girl I got her nail on her hand and it broke (it was fake)... she was a prissy ex dancer house mom and I got the scoffs and eye rolls all night for it... no matter how many times I apologized... some people just can't take mistakes.

    Oh yea... and then there's the occasional shoe-launching... the 7 in. platform slides... one flew off and hit the DJ booth so hard it echoed across the club once... that was good... then once I switched to lighter black 5" pumps, the custies wouldn't come to the stage all night... I told this one to come up so I could dance for him... so I did my little leg swing to entice... and BLAM.... launched a shoe like 6 inches from his head! LoL... I just laughed it off... "That teaches you to listen to the strippers next time they ask for you at the rail!"
    "I have never seen an ugly thing, be it's form as it may, light and shadow will make it beautiful" (yea rough... i know)
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