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    Default Suckered by ham & eggs

    ...another perv player pwned.

    "The promise of sex -- police tell us that's all it takes for a stripper to entice and then take men for all they have. We've learned it is a burglary scam where the exotic dancer is not working alone."
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    What is "pwn," anyway? I see it all the time nowadays and have no idea what it means.

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    It's means the same as "Owned". It's gamer/geek speak.

    Context wise, if you kick someone's ass, you pwn them.

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    ...its means "own", such as "i own your ass" or " i defeated you".
    Edit: ooops, cherry_sin beat me to it. ....I was pwned by Cherry_sin!
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Default Re: Suckered by ham & eggs

    that's kinda funny.

    I wonder though.....how is it that they can't determine this chick's name? Can't the club tell them?? I see that the club didn't return the news' call, but why didn't the police do it?






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    ^^^^^^^^ That's right. I pwn all of you.

    Bwahahah!

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    Default Re: Suckered by ham & eggs

    yea, how come the club can't help out here? she gives us a bad name.

    Love it!

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    Chrissy, its Treasures in Houston, a literal den of hell on earth.

    Mmmmmm....Mama's cafe has excellent migas, we used to go there after work all the time.

    $8K for a plasma and 2 laptops, doubt it!

    Fucking assholes all around....

    I wonder if Lynette is back at work tonight?

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    Hey. That's what I call a "Thinking I was a Whore" tax.

    He was, truly, pwned.

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    Default Re: Suckered by ham & eggs

    I can see 8K for a plasma and two laptops. If they get a laptop for gaming purposes it could easily get up in the 3-4K range. Two of those hits 8K already.
    Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
    Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.

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    Default Re: Suckered by ham & eggs

    well she did sleep with the guy. I wonder how many people wouldn't report.

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    Default Re: Suckered by ham & eggs

    "The man told police he paid the dancer $700 for the sex..." No, the man paid the theiving prostitute for sex. He left the dancer back with the table(dance).
    With all the stupid things guys will say, stay cool.

    "Her apartment is littered with soggy G-strings and cheap 8-inch heeled shoes, along with empty tubes of body glitter, mascara, prescription drugs, zit cream, Aqua Net and Polaroid pictures of her and her "friends" engaged in some drinking and dancing on St. Patrick's Day last year. " My God....

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