Ok, so I am not trying to say my stage performance is the best or anything, I dont try to pretend like it is .. but .. I dont think I look like I am having a seizure on stage either. Nor do I do retarded stuff, as far as I know. I cant help but giggle to myself when girls, mainly new girls do stupid things on stage.
So we have this girl. FIrst I should tell you that on our stage, for decoration we have two of those huge stilleto chairs. Ok, so this girl will pull one of these chairs near the pole. Then she stands on it, since it is squishy it is hard to keep balance and it is obvious, ok .. then she jumps from the chair to the pole. I think she does this because she can not climb it. It looks so stupid. I have to laugh.
Or what about the girl that does push-ups on stage. I totally do not think that is sexy. Is it just me or is that just not sexy?
THer are lots of these stupid things that I see girls do. I really want to tell them.
POSTURE. Please ladies, if you have poor posture, make it a point to work on that. When you slump, mainly when you stand it looks HORRIBLE. It isnt nearly as bad when you sit down. But when you stand up, you should stand tall. It shows confidence and confidence is sexy. Even if you have to fake it.
Ok sorry about the rant, I am just so sick of girls that could make so much more if they would stand up straight and stop doing things that look like spasms on stage.
I understand that it takes time to lean how to do this stuff. But before you go scurring up to the top of the pole to try and hang upside down, Make sure you know that you are not going to fall off. And please make sure it dont take you half a song to get up there. lol. Practice. Do it on a side stage, during slow nights. Practice floor work at home in a mirror. Ask older girl to show you a few things.
Ok, now I really am done.



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