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    Ok, so I am not trying to say my stage performance is the best or anything, I dont try to pretend like it is .. but .. I dont think I look like I am having a seizure on stage either. Nor do I do retarded stuff, as far as I know. I cant help but giggle to myself when girls, mainly new girls do stupid things on stage.
    So we have this girl. FIrst I should tell you that on our stage, for decoration we have two of those huge stilleto chairs. Ok, so this girl will pull one of these chairs near the pole. Then she stands on it, since it is squishy it is hard to keep balance and it is obvious, ok .. then she jumps from the chair to the pole. I think she does this because she can not climb it. It looks so stupid. I have to laugh.
    Or what about the girl that does push-ups on stage. I totally do not think that is sexy. Is it just me or is that just not sexy?
    THer are lots of these stupid things that I see girls do. I really want to tell them.
    POSTURE. Please ladies, if you have poor posture, make it a point to work on that. When you slump, mainly when you stand it looks HORRIBLE. It isnt nearly as bad when you sit down. But when you stand up, you should stand tall. It shows confidence and confidence is sexy. Even if you have to fake it.
    Ok sorry about the rant, I am just so sick of girls that could make so much more if they would stand up straight and stop doing things that look like spasms on stage.
    I understand that it takes time to lean how to do this stuff. But before you go scurring up to the top of the pole to try and hang upside down, Make sure you know that you are not going to fall off. And please make sure it dont take you half a song to get up there. lol. Practice. Do it on a side stage, during slow nights. Practice floor work at home in a mirror. Ask older girl to show you a few things.
    Ok, now I really am done.

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    hahahaha! I know what you mean.
    I honestly don't think i'm the best on stage. I know a lot of other girls who do some really impressive moves and I'm honestly not so good with the pole. I know the basics and a couple of cool things but I'm not the best on the pole and I admit it.

    There was one girl at a club I used to work at, whose nickname was "the monkey"
    lol.....When she was on stage, she was a total blast. She used to dance the way you dance at a disco club, and she was not such a good dancer. She looked stiff and so not sexy. I used to laugh a lot at her. But I always made sure not to be obvious or to talk about it with the other girls. But the other girls were meaner and they used to call her "the monkey" because they said she looked like a monkey on stage. It was so funny.

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    That is worth printing on a large poster for the wall in our dressing room

    and I get a laugh out of goofballs on stage too for the record (not the new girls, but the ones who have made it part of their routine for years...)

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    LOL...yeah I never get the push ups move..but I've seen a lot of girls do it. Then again, I dont think the boob flex move is sexy either(silly...goofy maybe, but not sexy)...but every time i do it, guys tip me like crazy. Who knows what silly horny guys like??

    We used to have one girl who would kick her legs up and around REALLY slow as she moved around the pole...we called her "praying mantis"...she also used to dart back and forth in front of each guy before going up for her tip....like she was going in for the kill!!

    Used to have one girl at another club....nice but WIERD(she told us how she gets off by fucking herself with a KNIFE...that the danger makes her cum...and she had PICTURES to prove it...yeah...WIERD) she would go to the end of the stage...run and LAUNCH herself at the pole, fling her body around it(and she was a boxer so it was a fairly large body) until she almost kicked people at the stage in the head....then SLAM down onto her knees. We used to cringe when she went up..and whenever we went to 2 girls on stage...nobody wanted to go up with her!!!
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    We used to have one girl who would kick her legs up and around REALLY slow as she moved around the pole...we called her "praying mantis"...she also used to dart back and forth in front of each guy before going up for her tip....like she was going in for the kill!!
    omg..HAHAHA. sorry but this cracked me up!!

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    We used to have a gal that did basically country line dancing onstage. Without the line, of course. And she wasn't particularly good at it. Used to bring tears to my eyes.

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    omg!!! You all are cracking me up! I always felt so bad for giggling at these girls! I would never talk about them to another dancer (bad bad bad thing to do) but there was definialty some entertainment in it for me!

    Now I don't feel so bad! LOL!




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    The push up move if done with the right show looks fine, I know features who do fitness type shows on stage... one girl I know will put her legs over her arms and do pushups its not sexy but its hot... it just shows strength.... every girl has her own style and it works for them. Like my show is mostly pole work and poking fun at the guys and making them laugh.. I do two songs where I dance and do my thing then I just go off into a fire show for my 3erd and a shower show or paint/sparkles/tonic water/milk or whatever im using for my 4th song... I do comedy and make big messes... there is something for everyone. I dont think its fair to make fun of other girls for their style, I mean how do you know they're not laughing at you because what you do is weird to them?

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    The robot. There was this one girl that if no one was paying attention to her would do the robot, even the dangling arm thing (if you know thr robot then you know what I'm talking about!) I mean it was hilarious but you're still naked and it's just WRONG!!!!

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    I pay to stay off stage, it's a waste of time.



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    Quote Originally Posted by sophiemarie View Post
    I pay to stay off stage, it's a waste of time.
    And that related to this topic how? We're talking about other girls stage shows.. not if we go on stage

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    I'm still new and I am scared to death of the pole for this very reason. My club is open for lunch and I can only work nights, so there is no time for me to practice pole work with no one there. I would love to learn and practice some moves, but I don't want people to watch me and laugh at me before I get polished.

    I need to get a pole at home to practice...just waiting to get the rest of my bills in order before I make that investment.

    I hope no one's laughing at my (admittedly not great, but I'm learning!) stage work...
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    Cally, you make a good point, and poking fun at a girl directly is not nice, or cool. But I have to admit, that I have seen some silly stuff happen on stage, and it has made me giggle. Wether I liked, knew or could care less for the girl doing it. And I am just as guilty, I remember doing some extremely silly things on stage, thinking it was all hot, and looking back now I am sure there was someone laughing her ass off at the back of the club.




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    LoL i've done shit I thought was hot and I KNOW girls laughed at me cuz it was stupid.... to each is own... some girls are just there for entertainment value, which alot of guys dig. Other girls are better at the sexy thing... everyone has their thing. I admit though i've looked at girls and gone 'wtf are they doing?'

    ntbubbles... dont be afraid to try stuff on the pole... guys dig the newbie trying stuff out

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    lol... this thread is too funny. Some girls do the weirdest things!! It's like, what are they thinking!? I know some girls must think my stage shows suck but Man! have I seen some weeeeird shit. I admit I like to watch it and giggle (discreetly, of course! I never laugh with a customer or other dancer)

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    I'm sure we have a "things that look bad onstage" thread already, but obviously not everyone is reading. (meaning: every dancer, ever!) There are things that drive me nuts, but I'm sure some people find sexy. My pet peeves are, chewing gum and looking at yourself in the mirror the entire set. But, hey, maybe it's attractive to some. A lid for every pot, right?
    I'm all for propriety and decency, after all, profanity is just the linguistic crutch of pathetic motherfuckers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady View Post
    Or what about the girl that does push-ups on stage. I totally do not think that is sexy. Is it just me or is that just not sexy?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally View Post
    And that related to this topic how? We're talking about other girls stage shows.. not if we go on stage
    i think we've determined that sophie doesn't read threads before she posts. lol.


    so to add: we had this one newbie who tied herself to the pole with a scarf (as in, around her waist and around the pole) in a knot... and then she pulls on it, thinking it would unravel. well, it didn't, and she's stuck there trying to get out. the custy im sitting with bursts out laughing and says, "what a moron! i think she forgot she just tied herself to the pole!"

    Love it!

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    Best laugh for me ever....


    We had a girl who got on stage in a really ghetto rigged, thrift store hodgepodged, wedding outfit... Which was more like a bad lacy white top, a bad lacy white skirt, and a butt-ton of white mesh tied to her head like a veil. She gets on stage (to White Wedding of course) and flails around like if you employed epileptic 5 year olds to dance for Cirque. Then, she takes a plastic trick knife from some party shop and stabs herself. Then her song changed (I really cant recall which it was now) and tugged (not stripped) herself out of the white get up to find that she had a black body suit on... Like the kind girls wore in the '90s. Black velvet with spiders on it. She convulsed more.


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    with spiders on it...

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    I just knew I could not be the only one that laughed to myself about all this stuff.
    One of the things that I think looks stupid is when girls try to do the splits but can not go down all the way. Or when girls shake there butt so fast that it dosent clap it just jiggles all over the place. I dont know. To me it just looks icky.
    I know everyone has there own style, but there are a lot of different things that can look good. It dosent have to be "sexy" to still look good.
    I know a girl that just literally rolls all around the floor, shakes her butt a bit and rolls around some more. Then goes on and on about how someone is always "stealing her moves" It is very annoying. She is a VERY good looking girl but is full of herslef and always thinking other girls are trying to be just like her.

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    I do and wear some goofy shit.... I'll try some pretty sill stuff on stage, but hey, if I make the tips to prove it, that's all that matters. I have had some girls ask me about stuff, (I just say I get bored) but hey, I know I make good money on stage!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    Best laugh for me ever....


    We had a girl who got on stage in a really ghetto rigged, thrift store hodgepodged, wedding outfit... Which was more like a bad lacy white top, a bad lacy white skirt, and a butt-ton of white mesh tied to her head like a veil. She gets on stage (to White Wedding of course) and flails around like if you employed epileptic 5 year olds to dance for Cirque. Then, she takes a plastic trick knife from some party shop and stabs herself. Then her song changed (I really cant recall which it was now) and tugged (not stripped) herself out of the white get up to find that she had a black body suit on... Like the kind girls wore in the '90s. Black velvet with spiders on it. She convulsed more.


    The end.

    Oh my gawsh, Paige...I thought it'd be cute....you don't have to make fun of me so blatantly. Besides...the body suit was on sale?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady View Post
    I just knew I could not be the only one that laughed to myself about all this stuff.
    One of the things that I think looks stupid is when girls try to do the splits but can not go down all the way. Or when girls shake there butt so fast that it dosent clap it just jiggles all over the place. I dont know. To me it just looks icky.
    I know everyone has there own style, but there are a lot of different things that can look good. It dosent have to be "sexy" to still look good.
    I know a girl that just literally rolls all around the floor, shakes her butt a bit and rolls around some more. Then goes on and on about how someone is always "stealing her moves" It is very annoying. She is a VERY good looking girl but is full of herslef and always thinking other girls are trying to be just like her.
    You know what though... what you think looks nasty might look awesome to the guys... point in case... Alena Downs is teaching me floor work right now... some of the moves shes showing me and getting me to do I think look stupid, I do them on stage and the guys go crazy for them.

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    hehe. i got a laugh for myself today earlier..

    theres this new girl..and haha. she was dancing like WAY too fast and not very with the "rhythem". but she looked like she thought she was like way sexy or something haha. poor thing.

    also, at my club its a bit diff..its mostly stage dancing, there are 4 stages and there can be anywhere from a few girls to like 10 girls on each stage. no poles, jus floorwork.(man i gotta take a pole dancing class b4 i ever move and go 2 a new club with poles lol) . basically u stay on stage most of the time, and guys come up to you and start tipping u and u "dance" for them.

    but this girl, was jus up on stage, naked, dancing on her own....no guy there at all! i was thinkin, "what is she doing???"

    she pranced around haha. it was so funny to me today. lol. there was this other girl who wud do this weird booty shake and made some weird wannabe seductive look on her face. haha
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