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    I need mah SW mummies and daddies. =(

    So...in case anyone thinks they had a bad day today, it might make you feel better that I spent the entire day in Jail....


    Yeah...I was woken up by two cops knocking on our door, and ended up spending the ENTIRE damn day in ******** Jail...in a huge disgusting mongreley smelly icky dirty orange jumpsuit that said county jail in a tiny cell all alone and then in a big cell full of icky nasty dirty people and my gross jail food that I wouldn't have eaten anyway got stolen and I had to stay there for all day long without any contact with anyone wondering if anyone was trying to save me...and they gave me a disgusting sponge and told me it was my bed and that I'd have to stay overnight cause the judge was "busy". And I wailed.

    And then my room mate and future room mates saved me finally and I must say that even though I have the most horrible luck in the world, I have some of the best friends.

    I just called and cried to my mommy and daddy, too.

    Why is life unfair? Ugh.

    Home sweet home.

    P.S. Why was I in jail in the first place? I got a ticket for not having my insurance card in my car, even though I had insurance at the time, and didn't know when the court date was so I missed it...

    Yeah...big effing criminal I am. ***** cops, thanks for keeping the streets free of PookaCrime.

    A big fuck you.

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    Eww! That's horrible! At least you're home now!

    Mucho hugs for Pooka!

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    Damn girl, I still remember the "What kind of dog you got?" story (with the gangbangers shooting in the club and all.) It seems one could not make these stories up. BUT you do live in Texas.
    Aw hon, that sucks. Sorry you had to go through that.

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    OMG, Pooka!! That sounds terrible! You poor thing!

    Good for your friends, to save you. I had a rotten day too but not NEARLY that rotten. Although now I'm wondering if the LAPD is going to come banging down my door for something equally random. <shudder>

    I guess it could've been worse, you know... some horrible things happen in jail. Count your blessings and be glad you didn't have to spend the night there. Poor Pooka!

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    ^^^ Haha, it took me a minute to remember what you were talking about (the dog thing). Thanks for givin me a little giggle. I wanted my sw-ers when I was hiding in the corner of cell 11-B wailing. *loves you guys* I knew you guyswould lemme feel sorry for my Pooka for a bit.

    *cuddlesup*

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    oh G-d! Pooka! That sux royally I'm glad you have good friends who got you out and that you didn't get molested or anything

    I'm gonna have to come down there and whoop some ass! Pooka no=jail!!!!!

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    That sucks I'm sorry. But you need to keep track of that stuff. I can't believe they came and actually found you though! Wow, do you live in Huntsville? In Harris County, you pretty much need to murder someone for them to run your record and take you to jail. Poor baby.

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    Wow. I sypathize Pooka, I had to spend the day in holding once and had to wear the icky orange jumpsuit because I was brought in with my sexy jammies on. At least you got a "bed"; I had to sit in a hard plastic chair for 10 hours and couldn't lay down or stand up. I had to sit still in the chair unless I had to pee for 10 hours.

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    jail?? for not having your registration? omg!

    Wow. Jail. Really?

    That sucks!


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    Eek! Sorry bout that, poor Pooka shell. *hugs* Feel better
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    OMG Pooka-I am so sorry that happened to you!! I can't believe that they actually came to your apartment to arrest you for missing a court date for a traffic violation! Are these cops bored much? Geez! Shots are on me next time we work together-k?

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    Sorry to hear about your misadventure Pooka. Gotta agree with Katrine though that a court date is something you have to take care of. A five or ten minute phone call to find out versus all day in jail.

    Last edited by jannisary; 01-10-2007 at 09:08 PM. Reason: typo

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    WTF??

    I lived in Texas for 8 years, broke every law in the book except maybe murder, armed robbery, and same-sex sodomy--did I go to jail?

    Fuck no, I had to wait until Florida for that dubious honor...

    Just be glad they spared you being thrown in 'The Cooler' for causing trouble, thats what they did to me. At the time (right around New Years) I thought I was being punished by being put in an unheated cell--they actually refrigerate them so the troublemakers will be cold and sit there clutching themselves to stay warm, instead of fighting or questioning the guards' wisdom about the slightest matter (my offense).


    Well, Pooka, though you are a very naughty girl (which is exactly the way we like you), you have learned your lesson about keeping up with traffic court, and you know now that fucking with the law is not a smart thing to do, even being absent-minded about it.

    All kidding aside, though jail sucks monkey balls (the sheer boredom bothered me far more than anything else!), I think it is actually a good thing for everyone to go through the experience once, so they know what its really like.

    Putting people in jail for dumb reasons, which makes all the prudes, anal-retentives, and old ladies out there ecstatic, should never be encouraged.

    Offenses such as yours, smoking a little pin joint now and then, giving a lapdance in large areas of the country--all can land you in jail.

    This is a huge waste of taxpayers' money, and otherwise good citizens' time, not something to be applauded.


    I am so glad you are out and cozy now, and that we here at SW were of some comfort to you, no matter how small, and even if it was just in your mind, during your travails...
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    that is actually an offence? do that in oz and it would be all over the news
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    I can't believe they came and found you like that! They didn't call you or something to remind you first? Harsh! I'm so sorry!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    WTF??

    I lived in Texas for 8 years, broke every law in the book except maybe murder, ...
    Maybe??? LOL


    They picked you up for that but you know there are drug dealers and sick o's out there that they "can't" pick up because they don't have enough evidence.
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    I'm sorry. That sucks.

    I hope you made up a better crime, though, when your cell mates asked you what you were in for.
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    Haha. I thought about it ^^^ But they could tell I was a big pooka baby. I started crying, and some girl was like SHUT THE FUCK UP! And some older crackhead was like leave her the fuck alone she's just a baby and she's scared! Haha.

    I am just a baby. And I was scared.

    *tries to think up a better crime for next time*

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    Huntsville sucks donkey balls. I've travelled this entire country conducting peaceful political demonstrations and Huntsville is the only city I encountered (out of over 50) that requires citizens to apply for a permit to exercise their first amendment right to assemble. If they don't like your cause they'll deny or simply refuse to reply to your request. I'm from Alabama, so I can say this: fucking rednecks.

    Oh--and sorry to hear about your BULLSHIT jail experience. I spent 7 hours in jail for peacefullly protesting once. I almost went crazy!! I can't imagine overnight. My goodness, you poor thing!

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    poor thing.. glad u made it out alive... its sucks being arrested...

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    GRRRR... MY Pooooka! Imma come over there and assrape all them bastids with BAM. No lube.
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    awwww pook! im so sorry... if it makes you feel better i went to jail for an entire weekend for a driving thing too, not have my license's suspension revokation notice on me. i know how it feels and i know it blows, and you feel like you've hit that low... but cheer up baby sis, we are all here supporting you and honey, you were the hottest inmate there ever was (that better have gotten a laugh from you missy!)

    Love it!

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    Oh Honey I am so sorry- that sucks so hard!!! Djoser is right- when it comes down to it, it's a huge waste of your time, their time, taxpayer money, not to mention extraordinarily hard on your emotions, and super-costly... however, this is why I am anal-retentive about proper documentation of everything having to do with legalities... The police in Orange County are absolutely power-tripping mad, and they would very likely do the same thing- so I keep very proper documentation of the three main legalities- vehicles (car & bike), housing, and and money (taxes, bank stuff, etc.) Make sure you keep hard records of all the jail/court documentation, and if you have to make any court appearance I would plead with the judge (unless jail already took care of this) for traffic school to get this expunged... good luck, pooka... i'm sorry you had to go through this.

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    OMG!! That is seriously the stupidest shit I have EVER heard!!! Here they give you 24 hours to show your license and registration... Im tempted to go there and ass rape those assholes with a machete!

    *cuddles her lil sis*

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    *wallows in attention and self pity* Okay...I'mah live now. Haha. Thank you guys so much for all your sweetness and cuddling. Boy did I need it.

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