So I am walking around my local Walgreens, picking up a few household items, minding my own PJ business, when a middle aged type woman storms up to me and says damn snotty-like "You know I cant find ANYTHING since you people moved everything around! Tell me where you keep the handsoap!!!"
Mind you, I am wearing jeans, t-shirt, sneakers, open winter coat, baseball cap backwards, and I havent shaved in two days. This person, for some reason I have yet to fathom, thought I worked there.
Not feeling particularly surly, I responded "Sorry, I dont work here. Im just a customer".
Then, the response that shows that she made a mistake because she is an idiot - "Oh well then, why are you walking around here like you own the place?"
I then reply "Becuse, gosh, I just love what they have done with the place", and walked away.
The best part is that she had to stand behind me in line when I was checking out.![]()





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