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    We rarely have much trouble at all in my new club (well, 5 months now), especially considering most of our business is tourists in varying levels of intoxication, generally pretty high. You know how tourists can be--they aren't at home so they think there's no rules. We also get a lot of service guys, whom we always let in free.

    But I'd never seen anyone get punched, the worst was when one guy started fighting, got taken down wrestling style, then escorted out. A few guys grabbed by the neck and hauled out, etc. Until tonight...

    So tonight there were these 7-8 guys in training to be SEALs. One of them grabbed one of the bouncer's girlfriend's (not a dancer) ass on the way out. He didn't see, but she chased the guy out the door. A friend of theirs was a gentleman and went out with her, they started arguing with the guys. The bouncer hears there's a problem with his girl and these guys and runs out the door.

    All I knew is, three people I knew ran out the door in a row, looking mad. I didn't knoiw who was mad at who, or why, or even that there were other guys involved.

    So I go to the door (right next to the DJ booth) to see what the hell's going on, in time to see a huge pushing match out there. One of the other bouncers says "Watch the money!!" (in the little stand by the door, several hundred dollars, easy--someone has to watch this no matter what's going down), and runs out there.

    The next thing I know, the first bouncer is down with two guys beating the shit out of him. The guy friend, the girlfriend, and the second bouncer are lost in a mass of pushing bodies close by.

    Fuck the money, I went and grabbed the worst one and yanked him off. He gets pissed at me.

    But I can't fight much, I have to watch the money, plus as a DJ your overriding obsession is to avoid dead space or leaving the girls onstage and the crowd hanging. The show goes on at all costs, if everyone thinks a fight is stopping the show, the DJ is in trouble, lol! So I'm doubly stressing. Plus there's another bouncer far inside the club who has no clue--if I can get him out the odds are way the fuck better.

    Then I turn around at more noise and the other bouncer has 3-4 guys on him! One of the waitresses is screaming at me to call the cops.

    The truth of the matter is, I have no idea how much I helped the guy, I did something I know--it got very confused, but then there were three guys that wanted to fight with me, too. I went back for the door fighting off the one following me fairly easily--but I was retreating. We needed the other bouncer, and I wasn't going to take on three guys with the music about to end, lol.

    More people came from another section of the club, thank god, and by the time the other bouncer got out there the situation was well in hand--or at least the guys were starting to retreat now.

    They later got turned over to Navy cops, and supposedly they will be dropped from SEAL training now.

    The poor guy that I definitel helped had a badly bruised and battered forehead.

    The funny thing about the whole situation is, no one saw me do anything, I got no credit, and actually had the senior bouncer try to correct me for fucking up (I should have called him on the mike before doing anything at all--true enough, but how did I know there were 8 guys ready to brawl out there?)

    Not that I need credit, it was just funny to say, 'yeah, I yanked that one guy right off you, thank god', and get a blank stare, lol. Later someone asked him how he got them off, and he said "I just fought them off me, I guess".

    Don't think I'm bragging--except that we all were lucky we didn't get the shit kicked out of us, lol--these guys were in good shape. I'm still trying to remember what I did with the second bouncer, and I want to watch it in the camera, if they'll let me--to see if it was good or I was relatively ineffectual, I really don't remember.
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    'a beautiful day in the neighborhood' !!!

    hey, at least there weren't any firearms involved !

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    Good thing you are ok....hero!!!

    That is exactly why I always cringed when Navy guys came in in groups there....I actually had one bite me in the face once...then get pissed when I punched him and had him thrown down the stairs. I've seen many fights in your bar DJ, when i worked there....and over half were Navy guys. To the point that if we got word that a ship was pulling in. a lot of girls would take a few days off.

    Esp in Key West...and esp the younger bucks.....Navy guys are trouble 90% of the time. I dont know why...other branches of the military dont seem to show the level of disrespect and arrogance as these young navy guys....what the hell is going on out on the water????
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    brawls like that were a weekly special at my old club. the DJ got a cordless mike so he could anounce girls on stage and fight outside at the same time. he always had the girls music lined up at least ten dancers in advance just incase he had to step away.

    its good to know you have someone's back and are not a puss like some of the guys i worked with. they would see a fight and run pissing themselves and show up right at the end of the fight acting like they just found out.

    i'm glad you got out safe and the other guy is alright. it is good that there were not any guns involved, i've seen too many of those at that old club.

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    i've noticed it really surprises guys that a gal can hold her own in a fight. i'm glad though people weren't hurt too badly, the thing to always worry about are weapons....thank goodness no one had one. AND doubly glad those guys are gonna get kicked out of SEALs training. i know we turn millitary guys into cut throught jerks on pourpose but they do need to show self control.

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    oh..side note. Cameron, i have a good friend who was an MP for the navy. navy guys are pretty much violent no matter where they go. i used to give night tours along the river walk in ft.laud, fl; one night aparenty a ship had stoped by cuase there were so many guys in uniforms i was freaked out. i called him and he warned, "with that many Squids around there'll be trouble, be careful."

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    LOL, a few weeks ago I got called a 'fucking communist' by a Navy customer because I wouldn't give them a discount on dances.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Helle View Post
    LOL, a few weeks ago I got called a 'fucking communist' by a Navy customer because I wouldn't give them a discount on dances.
    LOL...I got into an argument with a cocky SOB 22 yr old Navy boy. He thought that I should get on my hands and knees and kiss his ass because if it wasnt for him...I'd be speakin' Iraqi now.....

    Uh huh...he was pissed when I explained that 1) them taking over our country was never a reality since they werent even the ones who bombed us ...that they havent actually bothered US in yrs....and 2) Iraqi is not a language.
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    Their "Navy SEALs" hero must be Charlie Sheen! LOL

    Ironically the best behaved military men I've dealt with are....Army. Who would have thought it, huh?

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    If they were really SEALS who had completed their training, with 7-8 of them, we'd all be in the fucking hospital, lol...

    They were in very good shape, though. A few people suggested that they were holding back, which may have been true except the ones beating the hell out of the one bouncer. Now if I was bragging about this, they would have been SEALs trying their damndest, lol. I really don't know, but I want to watch that tape, hahaha!

    I love the idea of a wireless mike and having the music lined up! I have actually thought of getting one of those mikes, and when I finally get a decent laptop DJ program, I'll be able to do that.

    As it was I barely got back to the booth just in time, though the song had gone well over the strict three minute limit, at 4:30 or so, lol! I was still riled up and the next girl's intro wasn't so smooth, but it worked.

    I suppose it could happen again, I'm not going to sit in the booth 15 feet away from my friends getting beaten up, but I have to be very careful--they are very strict about the bouncers not fighting as it is, unless they are seriously provoked. They offered me a job as a bouncer downstairs when I was just second DJ working 2-3 nights, back when I first got here. But thats not the same as it being OK for me to leave the booth to brawl with navy boys, lol...
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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    Their "Navy SEALs" hero must be Charlie Sheen! LOL

    Ironically the best behaved military men I've dealt with are....Army. Who would have thought it, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    I want to watch it in the camera, if they'll let me--to see if it was good or I was relatively ineffectual, I really don't remember.
    ...any chance we'll see you in action on youtube?
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    Oy veh! The bouncer sounds like a real macho jerk. "I guess I fought 'em all off..." Yeah. Asshole.

    My cousin is an MP, my step-dad a Marine...lots of friends and past acquaintances. I'd say half of them are truly "officers and gentlemen". The other half, I'd say are pretty well fit for polite society on an individual basis, but throw them in with a couple of their own and fuggedaboutit.

    But doesn't the military depend entirely on herd mentality?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX View Post
    ...any chance we'll see you in action on youtube?
    Nope, I asked the manager about it tonight--he said all you could see was me heading out there, the angles were all wrong.

    Besides, I imagine the owners would be pissed if I posted it on YouTube, lol. There could be legal complications with these guys, or whatever. I have noticed that clubs get funny about shit like this.

    The Duke of Wellington (the only guy to kick Napoleon's ass, and it was a very close-run affair) once compared a battle to a ball--everyone there will have a different idea of what happened, and no two views will match precisely.

    I should make it clear I didn't mean to complain about my friend, he was getting his ass beat, you don't write down who helped you when under those conditions, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dottie Rebel View Post
    Oy veh! The bouncer sounds like a real macho jerk. "I guess I fought 'em all off..." Yeah. Asshole.

    My cousin is an MP, my step-dad a Marine...lots of friends and past acquaintances. I'd say half of them are truly "officers and gentlemen". The other half, I'd say are pretty well fit for polite society on an individual basis, but throw them in with a couple of their own and fuggedaboutit.

    But doesn't the military depend entirely on herd mentality?
    I was posting when you wrote this, so I missed it. I don't think my friend was slighting me, he didn't know what was going on other than to his head, lol. After the beating he took, most people would have been mewling like kittens without mommy.

    There was also another person who got another guy off him just before that, I heard tonight. And the brawl apparently continued in a more extreme fashion than I knew after I got inside and started DJing again.

    You are right about the herd mentality, and I can see both sides of this. It's a great way to run an army (or navy, lol), but mix the 'my buddy, right or wrong' philosophy with tequila, strippers, and normal society, and you have a recipe for, well what happened last night, lol...'

    Sorry to keep posting about this but I wanted to reply to Dottie_Rebel.
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    LOL! What's funny is that you're all concerned about whether you acted heroicly enough or were 'just ok'. hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post

    The Duke of Wellington (the only guy to kick Napoleon's ass, and it was a very close-run affair)

    Oh I dont know about that. Karl Philipp Prince of Schwarzenberg, Gebhard von Blucher and Charles John of Sweden did a fair amount of Napoleon ass-kicking at Leipzig.


    Its funny, though. My bar is situated near McGuire Air Force Base and Fort Dix, so a large part of our clientelle are Airmen and soldiers. To a man and woman, they have never ever been a problem. In fact, they are really some of the coolest people I have known, and I dig getting off work and hoisting a pint or two with them. The ONLY time a person in unform caused problems was when a navy sailor desputed something on his bill, and was such a loudmouth asshole about it that he got kicked out and banned for life (he was a local on leave. He attended some function, so he was in uniform). It wasnt a "hey, there is a problem with my bill" it was a "you fuckers are trying to rip me off when I am trying to defend you" (exact words).

    I really wish more navy folk would come in and be as cool as the rest of the servicemen, because now there is a general perception at my bar that all Navy personnel are assholes.




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    I do not think I have ever worked in a club where there hasn't been a fight at onetime or another. Seems like the wost were guys that had been out working for a couple of weeks, then come to town with a lot of money, get liquored up and get into fights. My experience has been that service men have been very well behaved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JettaNyx View Post
    i've noticed it really surprises guys that a gal can hold her own in a fight.

    ROFL, sounds like me!

    This one little Mexican dude a few years ago got really mouthy and bit my boob. Well first offense I told him no and smacked his face.

    (I know, I should have known better to go back.)

    Well next time on stage, he ups the tip to $10. So I figure I'll get the money, and if her tries it again, I will really hit him.

    It's a packed weekend night, and he is by himself surrounded by college guys. I go over there and sure enough, he does it again. So I kinda turn, and look at a guy that is 1/2way beside me, 1/2way behind me and wink.

    I then turned and punched that lil bitch and knocked him down.

    The DJ, and 2 bouncers come running to the stage, I just kept dancing. They got him to the door and he had a nasty lil goose-egg popping up already.

    He is demanding to call the cops. I get off stage, go over there and tell him that is what he gets for biting my breasts. I still had TEETH marks!

    They call the cops and he gets sent to jail, lol. I had 13 witnesses to attest that he bit me first, and it was reflex and self defense.

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    Haven't met any navy men yet, however don't ever ever ever ever ever sit between a marine and an army guy. I had no idea they were so competitive (and not in a healthy way)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexis81 View Post
    Haven't met any navy men yet, however don't ever ever ever ever ever sit between a marine and an army guy. I had no idea they were so competitive (and not in a healthy way)

    What does the Navy call marines? Cargo

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    ^^ HAAAHAAAAHAA!!!!! that's funny. i grew up hearing all kinds of those jokes. my dad is airforce and HIS dad was 82nd airborne (or whatever it was called) in the army before it became the airforce. i don't remember any good jokes now but the military is very competitive with itself considering they are all on the same side of the fence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John View Post
    Oh I dont know about that. Karl Philipp Prince of Schwarzenberg, Gebhard von Blucher and Charles John of Sweden did a fair amount of Napoleon ass-kicking at Leipzig.
    I should have known better than to oversimplify military history with PJ around, lol--but I prefer it that way.

    Yeah, the Russians might be pointing out to me that he came with about half a million, and left with a few thousand. Furthermore, the Germans out there might point out that without Blucher and nearly 50,000 Prussians, Waterloo would no doubt have turned out a little differently. I have a wargame of the Battle of Leipzig, too, and remember well the description of Leipzig in Chandler's The Campaigns of Napoleon--so I actually do know better, lol. It's great to have you back, BTW!


    And Bridgette, you are so right, lol. I can feel good about helping the one guy, but I have questions about the other. I know I got two of them to focus on me instead of him, but I then retreated, which bothers me. Even if I barely made it in time for the end of the song, got the other bouncer out there, and would no doubt have gotten in trouble if the stage was left hanging.

    I just remember seeing him with those guys all over him, and I feel like I should have done more, even if he was basically unharmed in the end. I do remember thinking--having been in enough altercations to know--that if I was more agressive (in the second situation), I would have become closely entangled in the brawl, and likely not emerged until it was resolved. The guys weren't swinging, but the one especially was trying to grapple with me.

    The notion that a man should be good at fighting is dumb as hell, but it's hard to shake. There's always someone out there who can kick your ass, in the end,--like Mike Tyson, for instance. Do I admire him? No fucking way...

    But there's also the somewhat more valid importance of backing up your friends, no matter what the odds.

    It's a bit of the same mentality as with the military--you want to support your friends all the way, even if it means negative repercussions.

    My dad was in the army, but wasn't inspired by the cause of the war going on (no one was). I have an uncle whom I lionized as a kid because he was a marine. But what's funny is that I am a big naval history buff--but even I would suspect navy guys might be more prone to fighting. Maybe it's being away at sea without women for months on end, lol...
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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    Their "Navy SEALs" hero must be Charlie Sheen! LOL

    Ironically the best behaved military men I've dealt with are....Army. Who would have thought it, huh?
    Army is mellow.

    A second hand story from Iraq:

    Brits were piling into a base camp with nothing but weapons and ruck sacks. The US Army rolled in and the first thing off the trucks were bar-b-que islands, pool tables, and other warfare necessities! The Brits saw that and said "Yep, the Americans are here!"

    My bets on what happened... there was some mouthing off going on and then one of the to-macho-for-his-own-good bouncers took a swing. It was on after that! Anyone - especially some bouncer - took a swing at my bud, the shit would be on right then and there no questions asked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    but even I would suspect navy guys might be more prone to fighting. Maybe it's being away at sea without women for months on end, lol...
    My dad was a sailor. Trust me - they like to scrap. (We never got physical but when my drunk ass brother took a swing one night, I saw a whole other side to dad. My dad has some big fucking gorilla arms and that night he put them to use. I saw an old navy picture of him and he had a grin with his cap off to the side - you just knew he was trouble.)

    Man that dude can swear (and drink.) He is like that marine corp drill instructor in Full Metal Jacket. He could come up with curses all day and not repeat a one of them. One time we were out cutting firewood and a tree landed wrong and he spent an entire hour swearing at that tree. "God damn cocksucker whore not worth making fucking toothpicks to pull crud out of my goddamn teeth with - son of a bitch look at those fucking branches all fucking god damned tied up now - JESUS fucking CHRIST ..." just one long stream of obscenities while he sawed. This Christmas he was working on something and I was stunned he didn't swear once. I was like "My God Dad, you fixed that and didn't swear once!"

    Took a long time for me to not drop the f-bomb every couple of words.


    He didn't understand at all why I went into the Army. "Why the hell would you want to get fucking jungle rot between your toes in a goddamn ditch full of mud you pissed in because they would shoot your fucking head off if you got out all the while slapping those sons of bitches mosquitoes all fucking god damn night. Christ you eat out of fucking plastic bags - something wrong with a lunch where the container is a fucking garbage bag. In the navy you eat damn fucking good and spend time sunning on the deck or fucking island girls."


    I was like "Two words dad: USS Indianapolis."
    He was like "Here's a word to take into consideration: Vietnam."


    I think Army is more mellow.

    Marines are like football players. All "whoooo" and shit. Games like "Hey - I bet I can knock you down." "The fuck if you can - bring it on mother fucker!"

    Army is more like sneaky bastards hanging out in a dark corner waiting to put the jump on your ass. "Yea! Lets blow some shit up and parrrrty!"

    Air Force - my brother is in that right now - man... preppies!

    Ah well - enough memory lane.
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