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    Default Re: Post your cool little kid stories here

    I should probably explain, in the second set of pics I posted, the photo in the upper left corner (two teens slouched on a futon) they're having a contest to see who can stack the tallest tower of pennies... in thier belly buttons.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirona View Post
    I should probably explain, in the second set of pics I posted, the photo in the upper left corner (two teens slouched on a futon) they're having a contest to see who can stack the tallest tower of pennies... in their belly buttons.
    Haha, it sounds like your family isn't mainstream, or even tributary. I bet there's never a boring moment in your home.

    When I was 7 and my bro was 4, I told him that humans were battery powered until they developed self-sustaining engines at age 6. In order to recharge these batteries, they had to lie out in the sun, perfectly still, or else they'd die. I got him to lie out on the lawn, perfectly motionless, with a look of pure terror on his face. I eventually broke down and told him the truth. I got spanked for that one.

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    ^^ geez, your mom should have been thankful she could milk that for 20 minutes of peace a day when you weren't occupying him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krazyjane View Post
    Haha, it sounds like your family isn't mainstream, or even tributary. I bet there's never a boring moment in your home.
    LOL! The worst part is i'm pretty sure it's genetic. Myself and my 3 siblings (two sisters, one brother, all younger) were always doing wacky shit.

    Let's see...

    There was the bathmat surfing. We had this really narrow super steep farmers staircase. Our tub had one of those big square rubber mats with little suction cups on the bottom. It stuck to the tub and the top was textured so you wouldn't slip. Aaaaaaaaanyways... When my parents would go out grocery shopping or whatever, I would pull the mat out of the tub, flip it upside down and use it to surf down the stairs.

    My sister BEGGED me to try. BEGGED. Swore she could do it, blah blah. Thing was if they got hurt my mom would beat my ass so you can understand my not wanting to let her.

    I finally agreed.

    I went to the bottom of the stairs figuring if she tripped I could catch her or something... She puts the mat down. Suction cup side down. Jumps on it and proceeds to fall ass over teakettle down the stairs.

    *shakes head*

    Oh! There was the time the parents went out and I decided to rummage through thier room and found this monster stash of what I thought were industrial strength water ballons. I was on the third floor (we rented the top two floors in an old victorian) and sent the three siblings down to the sidewalk. I figured I could lob them at them. How could my master plan go wrong!

    Sooo... I fill up about 20 of them and start dropping them out the window.
    Hrmm.. weird. they aren't breaking. Just kinda rolling around.

    That's about when mom and dad came up the walk. Imagine thier surprise to find me hanging out a 3rd story window and the rest of the kids playfully kicking around bloated water filled rubbers which are now vigorously rolling around on the sidewalk... the lawn...



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    Quote Originally Posted by fancygirl View Post
    ^^ geez, your mom should have been thankful she could milk that for 20 minutes of peace a day when you weren't occupying him.
    I always wondered why she had more kids after me. There's 6 of us total.

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    Awww... I am loving these stories! I wish I had more to share but (un)fortunately, my baby is only 15 mths old...

    My baby has learned that she can dance. (wonder where she gets that from...) Anyway, my best friend who watches her on occassion likes to get "crunk" with her and will hold her and dance around. She loves it! So, I am driving Baby Stasha to Grandmas house one day and I look back and she's dancing, like usual. Then, she takes both hands, puts them up and starts to do the wrist rolling thing... I don't even know what to call it, or what rapper does it... Maybe Fat Joe? It was cute as hell, but we were listening to VnV Nation, not Akon... So, that's my cute kid story. I am sure I will have more to share as she gets older. Ohh... yea, and she's a pop tart thief but I will have to post that one later. Time for bed...

    Krystal

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    I was greated by my very own action super hero this morning....
    Lucky me!





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    Ok, one night my husband and son were aparently discussing penis size one evening and my husband failed to mention it to me. So the next morning as I'm getting dressed for work Nick comes to my bedroom door and saids to me, "can I ask you a question?" I tell him sure go ahead. So he looks at me and saids, "which do you think is better, big peckers or little peckers?" I think to myself, Lord help me here. So, I say to him, "how would I know honey, I don't have a pecker" He looks at me and saids "oh yeah, sorry" and heads down the hallway. All I can do is stand there and thank the Lord for giving me the ability to think on my feet under pressure.

    Life with boys, God help me.

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    My bf was in home depot the other day, and he looks over to see this kid about 6 years old, wearing a Spiderman coat, Batman gloves, big batman Boots, a hat, and goggles. The kid's mom says hey mikey come here, to which he looks at her, hurt, and says, 'mooommmm' quietly, and she says "oh, i'm sorry sweetie. Could you come here scooba steve?" He looks at my boyfriend and says "she has to call me my superhero name cuz we're in public, and i can't be recognized" Then proceeds to skip over to his mom. lol.
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Wasn't Scuba Steve in that Adam Sandler movie!?



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    So I have an insanely strong-minded and incredibly cute and sweet (usually) 3 year old who I often ball sweetheart, angel, princess, baby etc...

    One day we go to the bank. As usual, she is polite and sweet to everyone and of course they are to her too. When we get in the car I give her some praise about how well she behaves and how nice it is when people are polite etc blah blah. She stops me and gets a pouty/angry look on her face and says "But I'm not a person!" I said "You're not?" she says "No!" I respond "what are you then?" and she says "I'm a sweetheart!" Awwww hehe

    Yesterday we went to the store to buy curtains for her room. We're at the store and a woman stocking asks her if she's helping Mommy shop. She says "No, I'm shopping! See, I'm shopping for crayons [takes crayons from buggy and shows her] and I shopped for these coloring books [shows books]. Now I'm shopping for curtains for my room!" She then tells the woman she's shopping for purple and pink curtains (which we were) the woman hands her some purple curtains, she hands them to me and says "these are the curtains for my room Mommy!"

    So later that evening...she wants a popsicle and I tell her she'll have to wait until after she has dinner (which I planned to make after I put up the curtains) I'm putting up the brackets for the curtains, and she comes in the room, gives me a stern look and tells me I can have a popsicle after I put up the curtains LOL! Ok boss!

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    ^ Yes, yes he was!

    K, the other night (have a I mentioned I love this thread?) my son gets out of the shower, and sits by me on the couch. When he gets out of the shower I have to make sure he's washed up, otherwise he'll play toys instead and forget certain parts...so I begin the questioning....
    "Did you wash your face?"
    "Yes"
    "Did you wash your hair?"
    "Yes"
    Did you wash your body?"
    "Yes"
    "Did you wash your privates, front and back?"
    "Yah, uhm mom, about that, I'm not so sure it's a good thing, because last time the soap went in the little hole it felt all sqeezy and burny!"
    (trying not to laugh) "K, you don't need to put soap down in the little hole."
    "Oh." Just wash all around you know, your pee pee and your....your..."
    K, I am going to try and explain this part as best I can since it is the part that had me laughing for days

    "My nuts mom?"
    "Yah, those..."
    He begins a rap like song, bouncing his head... "My Nuts. My Nuts. My nuts nuts nuts!"
    "yes, those."
    "Mom did you knwo they're also called balls?" (all excited about this)
    "My Balls. My balls. My balls balls balls."
    Yah yah, nuts, balls, juevos, cookies, I get it, but....."
    I swear he perked up like when you tell a dog he's going for a walk!
    "COOOOKIES?!?!"
    "My Cookies, My Cookies. My cookies cookies cookies!!"

    Okay, that's about when I lost it and couldn't keep from dying laughing.




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    Here's another cute one from yesterday...

    We're in the car and she wants to listen to music. She's INSISTING I play the song about "spending lots of money". She doesn't want to listen to anything else! So about a billion rap and pop songs start going through my head and I'm trying to figure out which one is about spending money and hoping it's not some totally inappropriate gangsta rap song...then she says she wants "Don'tcha"...Finally I figure out she wants to hear "My humps". I remembered I have them burned on the same cd that we play sometimes. Not that those two are really good for a 3 year old either...heh.

    She can also operate my computer better than my mother.

    3 going on 16 is about right...

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    Oh, I am sooooo loving this thread. I am the oldest of 6 crazy ones, but I cannot for the life of me think of anything right now.
    I am still laughing about "Charlie Murphy" and "Eyebrow Races".
    I seriously can't wait to have kiddos:p

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    My 3 year old cant say anything that begins with an S. The other night were out eating, amongst quite a few Senior citizens, and when we were leaving he saw the strategically placed loolipops by the register and immediatly starts screaming
    " I want one of those FUCKERS, I want A FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And he loves saying "FEE YOU LATER FUCKERS!!"
    My kids have a female Guinnea Pig and we went to buy another one so I'm telling them it has to be another girl pig. "Why?" "Cause I don't want any baby pigs Punkin" My six Y/O explains to us that " They can't have babies Mom, they're not even married!" My husband said if her theory were true, the world be ALOT less populated.
    Yung

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    When my son was an infant I used to babysit for a British family with 2 little kids.

    The family had friends visiting from Ireland and they called me to babysit while they treated their guests to dinner.

    I walk in the door with my baby son and the little boy (age 3 at the time) points to me and says in his little british accent (to the house guests)

    "This is Maweena and baby Donnanic, baby Donnnanic eats his suppa from his mummys nipples!!!"

    LOL... he thought breastfeeding was the coolest thing ever.

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    When my daughter was 2 1/2, I had a surgery for girl stuff... so I couldn't use tampons. And, at 2 and a half, my daughter followed me everywhere.. including the bathroom... (all moms can attest to this fascination of children following their moms everywhere, there is no peace.. even when you have to pee)... so... (and guys, I know, this is a bit more than the average kid story, but it is funny)... I am using pads in the interim until I am better... My daughter asked me what they were and I told her.. (I have always been very honest from day one when questions are asked about differences etc). So I give her a lesson of Mommy has to wear these for a little while because she doesn't feel well.. and leave it at that...

    At the same time of this, she is role playing... quite a bit... as toddlers do... a few days later we go to the grocery store and I go to lift her out of the cart at the check out, where this really cute guy is checking my groceries and I see all this toilet paper stuffed in her panties, like everywhere..... So I say, "(insert name) what in world is this??" My daughter's response: "It's ok mama... that's my taxipads..."


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    Quote Originally Posted by ExoticEngineer View Post
    ^ Yes, yes he was!

    K, the other night (have a I mentioned I love this thread?) my son gets out of the shower, and sits by me on the couch. When he gets out of the shower I have to make sure he's washed up, otherwise he'll play toys instead and forget certain parts...so I begin the questioning....
    "Did you wash your face?"
    "Yes"
    "Did you wash your hair?"
    "Yes"
    Did you wash your body?"
    "Yes"
    "Did you wash your privates, front and back?"
    "Yah, uhm mom, about that, I'm not so sure it's a good thing, because last time the soap went in the little hole it felt all sqeezy and burny!"
    (trying not to laugh) "K, you don't need to put soap down in the little hole."
    "Oh." Just wash all around you know, your pee pee and your....your..."
    K, I am going to try and explain this part as best I can since it is the part that had me laughing for days

    "My nuts mom?"
    "Yah, those..."
    He begins a rap like song, bouncing his head... "My Nuts. My Nuts. My nuts nuts nuts!"
    "yes, those."
    "Mom did you knwo they're also called balls?" (all excited about this)
    "My Balls. My balls. My balls balls balls."
    Yah yah, nuts, balls, juevos, cookies, I get it, but....."
    I swear he perked up like when you tell a dog he's going for a walk!
    "COOOOKIES?!?!"
    "My Cookies, My Cookies. My cookies cookies cookies!!"

    Okay, that's about when I lost it and couldn't keep from dying laughing.
    Someone seriously needs to post a warning to NOT drink while reading this thread.... I just spewed rootbeer EVERYWHERE... OMG this is priceless.


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