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    ok, i can't help posting this. It will probably get deleted. But, has anyone else noticed that Kat has gotten boring since she went "legit"? Her post count has gone down. She has gotten the good housekeeping seal of approval. And, she is recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists? I'm happy for her, but sad for me I never got to see her dance--that is just not fair

    I think we need a Kat SCJ Fest. Who's with me?

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    Dude, you obviously haven't been reading too closely. Kat can be described using a number of adjectives but boring will never be one of them...
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    I actually find her more entertaining now. Because we can still talk about elephants fucking her in the ass while she pounds my balls with a hammer. But now, we occaisonally also have a little chat about investments and the like.

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    LOL! Agreed with the previous 2 posts

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    Hey, I know my arguments are spurious, I'm just trying to manipulate Kat into dancing one more time. I know it is unlikely to work, but desperate times call for desperate actions

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    Just offer her more money than she'd make on a decent investment client. I'm sure she'd consider donning the stilettos one last time for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette View Post
    Just offer her more money than she'd make on a decent investment client. I'm sure she'd consider donning the stilettos one last time for you

    OR wooo her with fart jokes and she'll hop on the next flight to wherever you are and rape you savagely. Hope you like nipple clamps.

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    What exactly do you want from me? I'm done dancing, retired, finished. If you would like to spend money on me, then become a financial services client.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    What exactly do you want from me? I'm done dancing, retired, finished. If you would like to spend money on me, then become a financial services client.
    Kat! Hush! You know damn well that you are here on this planet only for our amusement! Now, dance! Dance for the ze man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gameover View Post
    Hey, I know my arguments are spurious, I'm just trying to manipulate Kat into dancing one more time. I know it is unlikely to work, but desperate times call for desperate actions
    Kind of a cute if not desperate (bordering on PL'ish) move. Still, I'd say it's time to either move on to another dancer or roll your IRA over to Kat...
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    What exactly do you want from me? I'm done dancing, retired, finished. If you would like to spend money on me, then become a financial services client.
    Uh, I thought I was clear I know you are retired. But I can dream, can't I And I don't need a financial services adviser-if I want to throw away my money, I can go to strip clubs

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    Quote Originally Posted by gameover View Post
    Uh, I thought I was clear I know you are retired. But I can dream, can't I And I don't need a financial services adviser-if I want to throw away my money, I can go to strip clubs
    Great, I'll see you sometime down the line at the soup kitchen where I volunteer for the elderly and homeless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    Kind of a cute if not desperate (bordering on PL'ish) move. Still, I'd say it's time to either move on to another dancer or roll your IRA over to Kat...
    Hey, i never denied being a pl, but i'll keep my IRA, thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    Kat! Hush! You know damn well that you are here on this planet only for our amusement! Now, dance! Dance for the ze man!
    Jenny, you are showing unexpected awareness

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    Quote Originally Posted by sander8son View Post
    OR wooo her with fart jokes and she'll hop on the next flight to wherever you are and rape you savagely. Hope you like nipple clamps.
    Actually, I do like nipple clamps

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Great, I'll see you sometime down the line at the soup kitchen where I volunteer for the elderly and homeless.
    Well, I was going to suggest Starbucks, but whatever floats your boat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette View Post
    Just offer her more money than she'd make on a decent investment client. I'm sure she'd consider donning the stilettos one last time for you
    Hmm, I'd probably have to go up to $60 then Just kidding

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    You really missed something special. All good things must come to an end. I was out in Austin a few months ago and hung out with her at a "normal" club. She's doing quite well and is just as stunning as ever.

    Kat will always be something special.

    It's fitting that my 1st post on this board in ages is about Kat. Once a PL always a PL.


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    Rule #1 of Strip Clubbing - NEVER obsess over any one stripper to a degree that it interferes with your enjoyment of future strippers (even if the stripper is Kat)

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    usually, one sees this kind of toadying and sniveling for cheap attention (i.e.:...........) upstairs.
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    Yeah, please submit your proposed threads to our forum dictator for pre-approval before posting. He's getting really grouchy at stuff that doesn't fit his tastes and we wouldn't want that. Ya know, heaven forbid that customers and strippers have any fun in this forum. Please keep it adversarial for his entertainment.

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    this is funny? hmmm... it's about as corny as your material.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moneywise View Post
    You really missed something special. All good things must come to an end. I was out in Austin a few months ago and hung out with her at a "normal" club. She's doing quite well and is just as stunning as ever.

    Kat will always be something special.

    It's fitting that my 1st post on this board in ages is about Kat. Once a PL always a PL.
    Awwww, you're so sweet, it was great to see you. That was a crazy weekend. I accumulated a slammin crew of hotness that night. My other russian girlfriend K has been afraid to go out for girls night since that weekend as it lasted 3 days, haha!


    I still think about the thrill of dancing, and the easy money, but its not happening. Sorry boys. I have too many emotional and addiction issues that can't be addressed working in that type of environment.

    And you know I'm the last person to sugar coat that stripping is good for you. Its an ugly business, albeit lots of fun.

    Some things are the same though. I'm still in sales, have to dress up for work, and coddle egos all day trying to get them to fork over significant amounts of cash, far greater than a couple of hundred at the SC. That was a cakewalk in comparison. And I can't just wiggle my ass for it either.

    But I'd LOVE to have a SCJ or SW fest here in Austin sometime. Or hell, even meet some of you Houston PL's and go from there.....as fellow customers!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moneywise View Post

    It's fitting that my 1st post on this board in ages...
    Hey welcome back MW. LTNS. So...are you gonna tell us what the fuck youve been up to for the last six months?

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    OK, I'll be honest, I had the chance to meet Kat AFTER she had quit dancing and the first thought that crossed my mind was not "gee, I wish I'd met her when she was wearing a G-string and 7" heels". OK, I know, I'm weird but my expectations where based on Kat's postings here on SW and SCJ and I must say that the lady in person more than lived-up to my expectations.

    We all have our fantasies....


    Oh yeah, BTW, Kat, that new avatar is HOT!
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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