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    I go to a club that does not serve food. Sometimes late night the girls will order a pizza. From what I hear it's a real feeding frenzy in the back when it gets there. If a girl is on stage or just not paying attention there is nothing or very little left. One night I saw a girl that was a little upset and she said she missed out on the pizza. I asked her what she wanted and she said a cheeseburger and fries. I went down the street and got her food. When I came back she was on stage and there were 3-4 guys waving bills at her and I just walked to the stage with the bag of food and trumped them all.

    So, the question is: What's the oddest tip you've every gotten or given?

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    chinese food, receiving. also, when i was still pothead superb, pot.

    Love it!

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    Dave, I don't have a special odd tips story, but that's awesome of you.

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    Pooka's gonna look for you SD when she's on stage....


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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperDave View Post
    From what I hear it's a real feeding frenzy in the back when it gets there.
    I just had a GREAT mental image of a back room of dancers diving on the table with the same noise Zoidburg made when he went to the buffet at area 51.

    "Oh a Buffet! Awwww I forgot my wallet"
    *Scccrech*<Voice over microphone> SIR, IT'S FRE--
    "PPBBLBLBLBLBLBLTBLTBLTBLTSCARFSCARFSCARF" *Food flys everywhere.

    I dunno, I don't see the huge wonder-issue, if a girl at the club is hungry, and I can get her what she wants, why not? I don't care about being called the "food guy" in the back room.

    The best non monetary tip I've ever given was food related. So I'm with you on that one.
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    My oddest tip, from the hott Marine that took me up on his helicopter.... He drove 4 hrs back to the club that I worked to tip me his patch off of his flight suit. It was sweet. Talk about a freak out on stage!

    I've also received pot (which I promptly gave back), cigarettes, gum, candy, and a really cool little drink umbrella- I still have it.

    Krystal <------ Dork.

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    a bicycle

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    Quote Originally Posted by shasta View Post
    a bicycle
    Um, this wasn't at the club was it?

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    Now that's what I'm talkin' about. Odd tips! Some guys have a great imagination. Thanks for your comments and keep'em comin'.

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    A gambling scratch-card worth about £5! I gave it back

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    Quote Originally Posted by BalletBaby View Post
    Um, this wasn't at the club was it?
    Yes. A regular brought me a bicycle to the club.

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    A vibrator from one regular before I moved as a going away present.

    A finger puppet from the same crazy guy who gave me the bicycle.

    I have a strange feeling that this guy is lurking on this site b/c he found me on a different site last year. Anywayz, if you are here, thanks for the puppet and the bike. I juggle too, and we are going to put on a show!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shasta View Post
    Yes. A regular brought me a bicycle to the club.
    Damn thats awesome. I would have told him to give it to me on stage and then rode it around

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    Uh....I haven't been tipped anything really odd. I've been tipped in pot. I wasn't too excited about that. And a reg. tipped me vibrating panties, but I asked him for them. Oh, this russian guy was all drooly on me and wanted to "take my picture"and stuff. I kept saying no and finally he left, only to come back 45 minutes later with a corsage. Like a prom kind of corsage, in the plastic container and everything.
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    a $10 gift certificate to dave and busters, accompanied by a 13 page love letter.

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    Haha! I've gotten love letters as well!

    I have a regular that's jewish, and I keep kosher. So when I moved I told him about wanting another kitchen aid stand mixer so I'd have 2, and he tipped me a williams sonoma girt card on stage I think that one was sweet! not wierd....

    lots of food, things like that....

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    I'm a football fan, especially the Eagles...and a guy came in one week all decked out in Eagles stuff, I went nuts over him! Little old guy, he was cute! So the week later I was on stage and he came and tipped me two rookie cards! And said, ahng on to 'em they grow in value! lol!
    Even if they don't I still thought it was cute!




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    A double cappuccino, a pair of socks, a lemon bundt cake, several DVDs. I think that's about it. I loved the socks.

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    -Two raw uncut saphires. I had them cut and mounted into earrings.
    -Game meat and fish.
    (I worked in Montana, what can I say)
    -A joint
    -15 hand recorded cassettes of one customer's favorite songs (this was back in the 90's)
    -E-freaking-nourmous thong underwear from Victoria's Secret (they were marked as small, but that was back when vikki's didn't get it yet with thongs).
    -A hand woven blanket
    -A mounted and framed sketch from a local artist
    -An oil change gift certificate from Jiffy Lube (okay that one was way to fatherly).
    -A ballcap with a logo that read "Paris, Las Vegas".
    -A brand new pair of boxer shorts.
    -A hand made beaded hemp necklace.
    -A hand made dream catcher
    -Frequent Flyer miles
    -A West Coast Choppers long sleeve t-shirt, given off the back of the customer.
    -More gift certificates than I can remember.


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    ^^ I once got a raw uncut sapphire too(at least thats what he said..I haevnt had it appraised yet!)...

    lottery tickets

    business cards(which I promptly ripped up in front of them....these were always guys who I hadnt said ONE word to..yeah..I'm gonna call YOU)

    after admiring pieces of guys clothes, I've had several tip me with the admired piece...hats, shirts, even boxers!
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    My regular offered to go get me some pasta coz I was hungry. I said no coz I thought he might put something in it. I have no reason to believe this, I am just paranoid. I think I have read too many true crime novels

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    I once had a regualr custy make me a swivel mirror...he placed it on the hood of my car....so I found it when I got off work..

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    A card with two teddy bears on it that said "Good For One Free Hug." I taped it to my fridge.

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    Way back when I had a Dancer who became a good friend (inside the club) who had two kids - a boy and a girl. The boy was younger and just started to get into boys stuff, like sports etc. My dancer friend was lamenting one night that she just didnt have as good of idea of what to get her son in that realm. I told her the next night I will suprise her.

    I came in, sat at the rail, and proceeded to tip her a few dollars, and a small package. Inside the package was a bunch of baseball cards I took from my personal collection, with a specially mounted Mark McGwire card, which was her son's favorite player.

    She reported to me the next time I was in that her son's eyes were wild eyed, and he was bouncing off the walls. She became Super Mom that day.

    I was in the throes of my divorce through that, so it felt nice to do something good for someone.

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    - Smoked salmon strips.
    - Moose meat.
    - A long love letter explaining the life I could have as a truck drivers wife and that he already had permission from his company to train me so I could drive with him but if I didn't want to work that was fine too.
    - A few cut stones.. aquamarine, amethyst, nothing too valuable.
    - An old laptop.
    - Norton Antivirus.
    - A homemade CD, with a poem composed completely of the titles of the songs.
    - A watch. Drunk guy, hands me his watch, says, "here, I'm out of money, this is for your boyfriend." I'm like, "okay, thanks" and keep going. LOL



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