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    Ok I have a few question I'd like to ask, but I never do, because you know that face people make when you ask a really wierd question. Or when you ask something that's offensive, but you weren't trying to be offensive, you just wanted to know.

    Oh and they have nothing to do with stripping


    Ok,
    one of my favorite movies is Napoleon Dynomite. I love that movie, but the one thing I don't get out of everything is this:
    Deb says: I'm trying to raise money for college.
    Kips says: Your mom goes to college.
    What the hell? I don't get it. It's still funny, but I don't f'ing get it. If any of you get it, let me know.

    Also the last part on Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. The girl was like make a wish, then she jumped off the fall. Why would she do that when she knew what ole dude would say? Also did she die, cause couldn't she fly. Also he didn't get his wish, but wasn't he supposed to? What's up with the ending of that movie?
    I don't get it.

    Ok here are the questions where you might make either of these faces,
    Know that I'm not making fun of deaf people or people with lazy eyes.

    What do Deaf peole hear when they think?
    You know how when you think, you kinda hear your voice in you head. Like you might think, "I Guess I'll eat an apple." And then you do. Well if you've never heard your voice before what do you hear when you think?

    What do people who have a lazy eye see when they are looking at stuff. You know how a person with a lazy eye will be looking at you and something else at the same time. Can they see both things like a lizard or something. Is that other eye blurry?

    My mom seems to think I have to much free tim on my hands. And the one person I asked these questions said I reminded him of Hansel from Zoolander.

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    For the "mom goes to college thing" it's like when you say an insult, but you say "your mom " like saying no your mom is whatever.The point was it wasn't an insult.

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    I can answer the one about the Deaf... most Deaf people have some hearing. So I would assume that they "hear" their thoughts the same way they actually hear, however that may be. For the very few who are profoundly Deaf (no hearing at all), I imagine they just think the concepts or maybe visualize whatever they're thinking. Or there are those who weren't born Deaf but suffered an illness or injury; for them, they would continue thinking however they grew up thinking.

    I wonder about random stuff, too. You're not alone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sc0101 View Post
    For the "mom goes to college thing" it's like when you say an insult, but you say "your mom " like saying no your mom is whatever.The point was it wasn't an insult.

    See it took it like it was, in fact, an insult.

    It was funny as hell to me that Deb was her age, and her mother was still in college. I thought that was what he meant.

    Not that that's not common these days, but they were in a "different time".
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda View Post
    See it took it like it was, in fact, an insult.

    It was funny as hell to me that Deb was her age, and her mother was still in college. I thought that was what he meant.

    Not that that's not common these days, but they were in a "different time".
    Well I didn't mean he didn't really mean it as an insult, but it wasn't really something to be insulted about.

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    The comedy stems from the fact that it is such a pathetic attempt at an insult (not insulting at all) and he smirks so proudly at himself for coming up with that little gem. Then the writer successfully takes it one step further when Deb is utterly destroyed by such a pathetic excuse for a burn.

    No real need to read too much into it, you sorta have to dumb yourself down to completely enjoy that outstanding movie.


    That scene is classic, along with about 98% of the movie


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    btw Rayna..

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    I always thought that Kip's joke was just really lame--and that THAT was what made it so funny. Like, well, Kip himself. "Your mom" is a popular joke ,but to do it right you have to be a bit clever about it. You can't just say "your mom" to anything. Kip, however, was totally lame, had no real sense of humor, and was wrapped up in what he considered to be "urban culture" so his joke was just a misguided attempt at the "your mom" convention.

    People who have lived their whole lives with no sense of sound probably think about things using the senses they do have---like, if they're thinking "I want a sandwich" they may think about what one looks and tastes like, as well as the written words, rather than the way the words sound to the hearing.

    I didn't see Crouching Tiger, so not sure about that. And I don't know anything about lazy eyes.

    IntEresting thread!

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    hahaha your brillant, me and you=same wavelength. i have no idea how many times ive asked someone this question

    "What do Deaf peole hear when they think?
    You know how when you think, you kinda hear your voice in you head. Like you might think, "I Guess I'll eat an apple." And then you do. Well if you've never heard your voice before what do you hear when you think?"

    i thought that maybe they think the words but theres no voice attatched. its one of lifes great mysteries. And the sad thing is its one of those questions that people get offended at when you ask. What the cheese? If i asked a hearing person how they thought is that offensive? I treat everyone the same.

    I also am a fan of "what would you do if" questions. e.g i as my bf "would you still love me if i was a brain in a jar" "would you lick a dirty toilet rim for a million pounds" etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayna Skye View Post
    What the hell? I don't get it. It's still funny, but I don't f'ing get it. If any of you get it, let me know.
    It's the classic 90's comeback to EVERYTHING. "Your Mom"insert anything here.

    "Are you meditating the mongoose?"
    "Your MOM meditates the mongoose."
    "BURRRN"
    Also the last part on Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. The girl was like make a wish, then she jumped off the fall. Why would she do that when she knew what ole dude would say? Also did she die, cause couldn't she fly. Also he didn't get his wish, but wasn't he supposed to? What's up with the ending of that movie?
    I don't get it.
    That's the beauty of these movies. That's open to interpretation. What do you BELIEVE happened? The only thing for certain, is she made her own decision.
    What do Deaf peole hear when they think?
    I was def once...and that offends me...then I turned off BIG PUN, and my hearing came back

    Thought, is interpretation. You THINK in the same method you PERCEIVE. It's like "What color is RED to a blind person?" So when they think, they do it in the same way the perceive and understand reality. It's unique to every person, and that's why we're different!

    My thoughts work like this. Imagine, everything...EVERYTHING worth thinking about, turned into trading cards. Bagged up. AND THEN DUMPED on the floor. Admit 1 (me) and as I walk through I pick up each one randomly, and then I try to read my hand and link em together. However, it never really WORKS and All I am really trying to do, is collect them all.
    What do people who have a lazy eye see when they are looking at stuff?
    Literally, they see YOU and that rack of porn over there. Problem is, their lazy eye is called that for a reason, and since they aren't FOCUSING on it, they often times are minimally annoyed if paying attention at all to what it sees. I have a friend with one who's worked hard to keep it to the point where you can barely tell. But I know, and when I want to piss him off? I just stand ONLY in that eye's visibility. Like turning him into the hulk.
    My mom seems to think I have to much free tim on my hands. And the one person I asked these questions said I reminded him of Hansel from Zoolander.
    hahaa these were fun.

    I was talking to someone last night about how funny it would be to mix porn plots....like some hot chick is at home cleaning when the cable guy shows up in a schoolgirl outfit with plumbing gear and a deep voice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sc0101 View Post
    Well I didn't mean he didn't really mean it as an insult, but it wasn't really something to be insulted about.
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    Just thinking about the expression that Kip makes while saying that cracks me the hell up. Thanks for that visualization.

    I could ask my friend's wife about the lazy eye. She has two of them.

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    Your Mom asks wierd questions

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