my sister bailed on picking me up last night so i called a cab. well have you ever seen those weirdos who preach in the street about jesus? well the taxi company i called must've hired the most annoying one of them all. first off this guy has a really bad jamacian accent and i couldn't understand a WORD he was saying- oh and i had a crappy night because of it being a holiday S.L.O.W- SO this guy proceeds to tell me that i am a prostitute, that i have a disfunctional family, my mother is stupid, some story about a girl he knew ("she could be dead now he doesn't know") doing something she regreted that sounded like "deep throat"? that i needed to go to church and be saved- asked for my brother's phone number so he could call him and tell him i'm a prostitute, and asked if i would go to church with him and bring my family along because we were all horrible people that needed to be saved, and that jesus was the only person who loved me now because i was a whore and a prostitute. this was repeated over and over for almost a half an hour.



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I am not a person to do this ridiculous shit.... but an occasion like this, in a taxi with a crazy man, calls for it.
i wanted to punch him in the face. cab drivers period freak me out- i always think they're going to pull a hand gun out from under their seat or something crazy. so i was behaving

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