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    Yes I have decided perks suck... they're not fun to take at all. I wanted tylenol 3 but noooooooo the doctor insisted i take perks because they will be better for pain control for my shoulder. Well fuck that they make you dizzy, itchy and just plain blah... So im sticking to Arnica gel now and stretching and I want to go for a massage or acupuncture tomorrow... hopefully I can find somewhere to go in this hick town

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    I'd gladly take em off yer hands if I could.
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    what's a perk? percocet?
    Oh, I musta took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


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    Yea percocet.... they make you like spacey n dizzy n just bleh... and if you dont eat they make you sick... icky..

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    I'd gladly take em off yer hands if I could.
    Amen, sister!
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    ick. i hate any pain pills...they all make me feel like that.
    Oh, I musta took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


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    ahh perks make me itch REALLY bad. same with Codiene. bleeeehh
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    I feel like I have fleas!!!! Its fucking nuts!!! My ENTIRE body is itchy..

    I want weed.... i'll drop all pain killers if I can get me some weed damnit *sigh*

    Ugh perks even make you dehydrated... miserable fuckin pills lol... ok im done ranting about them... its this damn shoulder injury driving me batty
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    Have you tried taking half the dose? I have the same itchy thing & take half every 2 hours instead of the full dose every 4, still controls pain but doesn't give the weird itchy, dizzy, in a dream feel. Also, if the pain isn't to bad maybe you could cut the dose even further during the day (take tylenol to help) but take a dose for sleep.

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    Take a Benadryl, that will help.
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    The Benadryl will help with the itchies, but make you even more tired and sometimes increase the dizzyness. Trust me, a nurse insisted I try this before halving my dose after my C-section.

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    I have a high tolerance to all medications...........Benadryl does nothing to me.....
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    Awww... Poor baby. Percs do suck. They make me itch, nauseous, not to mention I can carry on a 2 hr convo with you and I won't remember it later, lol.... Well, maybe you can get your dr. to switch you to something different. In the meantime, I hope your shoulder gets better! (no more inverted candlesticks!!!)

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    Percs make me naucious too...no itchiness or anything, but I run about a 50/50 chance of getting VIOLENTLY ill. But I have an extremely high tolerance too so I have to take a pretty high dose.I find Vicodin works much better with far less side effects. I try not to take anything until the pain is at bonecrushing level....but when my back spasms hard or my pancreas acts up...it's worth the chance of puking to be able to stop crying and screaming from the pain!

    I just hate asking my DR. for them....he has never given me any trouble..even agrees that I should keep them on hand in case I have a seizure, and I only need a refill about twice a yr or so....but I feel like such a junkie saying "I used up all my pain pills...can I have another script?"....ugh
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    Im taking one every two hours vs 2 at the same time. I am ONLY taking them at night. I wasnt even going to take them last night but I was sore as hell from work. Im going to stick to my naproxen now and hopefully dumb it down to advil... I hate feeling like I need to be on pain meds... id rather not take anything.

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    have you taken tylenol 3 before? because they have codene (however you spell it) in them and those make me all itchy and stuff the same way the percocets are doing to you. pain pills suck.

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    I wish I had the same feeling on this as you guys. I think it's funny how some people will sell their souls to get a script and others would just as soon flush them. Amazing how our bodies and systems differ in that regard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    I wish I had the same feeling on this as you guys. I think it's funny how some people will sell their souls to get a script and others would just as soon flush them. Amazing how our bodies and systems differ in that regard.
    LOL....not to mention how even if they made me feel like a million bucks...seeing all the glazed eyes of those who can and do sell their soul for pills....that's enough to make me not want to take them on a reg basis.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by cameronfl View Post
    LOL....not to mention how even if they made me feel like a million bucks...seeing all the glazed eyes of those who can and do sell their soul for pills....that's enough to make me not want to take them on a reg basis.....

    Yeah, that is definitely not cool.

    Hopefully none of you will have to take them for a chronic condition, that's where I got into my trouble. It's a hard habit to break, that's for sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    I'd gladly take em off yer hands if I could.
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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    have you taken tylenol 3 before? because they have codene (however you spell it) in them and those make me all itchy and stuff the same way the percocets are doing to you. pain pills suck.
    Yea I was off and on tylenol 3 for over a year due to some major injuries... they dont affect me at all.... though they're not that great anymore for pain control either... oh well im good now I got me some weed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    Yeah, that is definitely not cool.

    Hopefully none of you will have to take them for a chronic condition, that's where I got into my trouble. It's a hard habit to break, that's for sure.
    I actually do have the script because of a chronic condition....one that I will live with my whole life as it is incurable. Thankfully my other (non-narcotic) meds keep it in check about 75% of the time, so I dont have to take my pain meds all the time. Knowing that 1) they could make me sick and 2) there always the addiction possibility that could hit out of the blue...I have to be in a LOT of pain to take them. I've actually had my hubby beg me to take my meds because he couldnt stand the sight of me writhing in pain anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    I wish I had the same feeling on this as you guys. I think it's funny how some people will sell their souls to get a script and others would just as soon flush them. Amazing how our bodies and systems differ in that regard.
    hehehee...i hear ya. i'd just as soon flush a pain pill but i would sell my soul for a script of valium or xanax or anything similar....
    Oh, I musta took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally View Post
    I want weed.... i'll drop all pain killers if I can get me some weed damnit *sigh*

    Awwww baby! Why are you soo far away from Phoniex!!??! Isn't it legal in some part s of canada? or is that just wishful thinking..

    My personal pain remedy is: 800mgs Ibprofen and a bowl or two.
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    puff puff give hope you feel better cally
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