



Hasnt this happened to her a cpl times???
"Hey...I havent had any publicity in DAYS....I know..I'll run out of gas!!"
World's BIGGEST attention whore....
People always ask me, did I ever learn anything when I was a stripper? Yeah, I did. One man plus two beers equals 20 dollars.
-- Anna Nicole Smith
Myspace is an obsession...much like Stripperweb...
http://www.myspace.com/cameronkeys (real myspace)
http://www.myspace.com/sexyhotdancer(work myspace)
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Haha, eewwww! It has middle-class germs on it!![]()
If you think school is hard, try being stupid.
well, the paparazzi came in handy
but did you hear her say she has never pumped gas before? Does that mean she doesn't know how to read a fuel gauge?





i wear my suuuunglasses at night...
well, i dunno, did you guys see any footage of her down here promoting beer? and having a shower at the beach with everyone standing a couple feet away?
hmm...
all the hallmarks of a girl who *has to* work for a living because she's not really an heiress.
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What interests me is... she can't POSSIBLY do her "I'm stupid" voice alllll the time! But, I don't think I've never heard her speak like a normal person.
If you think school is hard, try being stupid.





She has a public voice and a private voice where she stops sounding like a 6 year old girl.
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi
that was fuckin priceless
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She could've at least gave the photographer/gas attendant a nice photo opp.....maybe she was pissed that he brought her change back. Maybe she's never seen a $1 bill.
she kills me and I just shake my head and laugh




Can she ever just go away?
Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.





What the hell was that last bit?
Geezus Christ...
And that beer ad in Australia.. christ. Wasn't it for the True Blonde beer company?
TRUE Blonde, my ass.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
People always ask me, did I ever learn anything when I was a stripper? Yeah, I did. One man plus two beers equals 20 dollars.
-- Anna Nicole Smith
Myspace is an obsession...much like Stripperweb...
http://www.myspace.com/cameronkeys (real myspace)
http://www.myspace.com/sexyhotdancer(work myspace)
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Thanks for that ! Too funny![]()
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