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    Default Re: Paris Hilton runs outta gas...funny

    Hasnt this happened to her a cpl times???

    "Hey...I havent had any publicity in DAYS....I know..I'll run out of gas!!"


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    Haha, eewwww! It has middle-class germs on it!
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Default Re: Paris Hilton runs outta gas...funny

    well, the paparazzi came in handy

    but did you hear her say she has never pumped gas before? Does that mean she doesn't know how to read a fuel gauge?

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    Default Re: Paris Hilton runs outta gas...funny

    i wear my suuuunglasses at night...

    well, i dunno, did you guys see any footage of her down here promoting beer? and having a shower at the beach with everyone standing a couple feet away?

    hmm...

    all the hallmarks of a girl who *has to* work for a living because she's not really an heiress.


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    What interests me is... she can't POSSIBLY do her "I'm stupid" voice alllll the time! But, I don't think I've never heard her speak like a normal person.
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    She has a public voice and a private voice where she stops sounding like a 6 year old girl.
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    that's your flaw
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    Default Re: Paris Hilton runs outta gas...funny

    that was fuckin priceless

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    Default Re: Paris Hilton runs outta gas...funny

    She could've at least gave the photographer/gas attendant a nice photo opp.....maybe she was pissed that he brought her change back. Maybe she's never seen a $1 bill.

    she kills me and I just shake my head and laugh

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    Can she ever just go away?
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    Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.

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    Default Re: Paris Hilton runs outta gas...funny

    What the hell was that last bit?

    Geezus Christ...

    And that beer ad in Australia.. christ. Wasn't it for the True Blonde beer company?

    TRUE Blonde, my ass.


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    Default Re: Paris Hilton runs outta gas...funny

    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    What the hell was that last bit?

    Geezus Christ...

    And that beer ad in Australia.. christ. Wasn't it for the True Blonde beer company?

    TRUE Blonde, my ass.
    I think it's called Bondi Blonde beer....
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    Thanks for that ! Too funny

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