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    Angry last night sucked rant

    Ok I need to vent about last night.
    It just wasn't my night at all last night.

    (a) It was dead. Hardly any customers so we ended up closing early.

    (b) During a private dance with a gentlemen customer (he was very nice) the most disgusting thing happened to me. I suddenly had a huge gushing discharge (my apologies if this is gross to read). This is the first time this has ever happened. I was in the first song of a 3 song dance and I was very uncomfortable and hoped that he didn't see it the whole time.

    (c) Everyone else seemed to be getting dances except me. I let it get to me and gave up and gave my time away for free to some arse-hole that just chatted and didn't tip me. When I eventually walked away from this guy I was asked to do a $50 dance for this guy. He told me he had been waiting for me for over an hour and hoping I would approach him. His friends were leaving so he only got one dance and said if I came up to him earlier he wouold have spent an hour with me!
    I am soooooooooo mad at myself for this. He was with 3 other guys and I get a bit scared to approach groups. If I had have just approached him I could have been earning money instead of chatting to some loser for free.

    He also told me I was the best looking in the whole place and thought i was gorgeous - whereas all night i felt like a reject coz I wasn't getting any dances so I felt like I was ugly and no-one wanted me.

    (d) I was rushing to make my stage set and I kneed the corner of a wooden thing on the couch and had to sit in the dressing room for well over an hour with ice on my knee. Now I have a big mark (but not bruise) on it.

    So overall my night just sucked.
    Thanks for letting me get it off my chest.

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    Default Re: last night sucked rant

    :hugs: we have all been there!

    I have had nights where it wasn't me that was at fault for not making money it was purely timing! It was so infuriating! I would be on stage when the few patrons in the club would be wanting to go for a dance or I would approach someone too soon or too late ... argh!

    I didn't have a super Wednesday due to the crowd being cheap. It was all "short" dances and in the end I was lucky as I made the majority of my money off one guy who kept extending his 20 minutes by another 20 minutes... woohoo!

    Just keep remembering.. no matter how sucky your night is... that all it takes is one customer to turn it around... it is so damn true! you just never know when that one customer will appear... sometimes early in the night.. in the middle and sometimes near the end... be open and he will appear

    hugs to you regardless


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    Yikes what a night. If it makes you feel any better, I totally forgot to cut my string before work; I gave a dance, and in the middle of the second song the custy was like "Um, is it 'that time of the month' for you? Because I see your string.

    So yeah, gotta love those moments. But hey if we can deal with shit when it's THAT bad....we can pretty much deal with anything...

    But wait I forgot, all's we do is "party" when we're at work. Pff!!
    I'd grab my trumpet and I'd do a stripper sound, like the old Louis Armstrong, real raspy. And the people would go nuts! Then I knew that the sexual, sensual, guttural sound, that throbbing sound, is where it's at.

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    Thanks ladies. *hugs back*. It's nice to have a place like this to vent about these things. Where would I be without SW?

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    Hi had a sucky night last night. We had one customer in until well after midnight (we start at 8!) and by that time I didnt even want to talk to anyone. We had sat around for four hours doing nothing, I had completely lost all notion to even be there and left at 1am with no money. So I actually lost £20 and spent £20 in the club. I also gave a beggar a £5 note on my way home...

    I also looked sensational last night but just wasnt feeling it, none of the customers who were in were my kind of customer so i just fucked it off and went home. What a bummer.

    Oh and there were 3 girls to every customer so I figured Id let them go at it on their own.

    Tonight will be better. I cant afford it not to be anyway.
    "Sex is currency. What's the use of being beautiful if you can't profit from it?" - Lily St Cyr (40's burlesque dancer)

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    Default Re: last night sucked rant

    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    (b) During a private dance with a gentlemen customer (he was very nice) the most disgusting thing happened to me. I suddenly had a huge gushing discharge (my apologies if this is gross to read). This is the first time this has ever happened. I was in the first song of a 3 song dance and I was very uncomfortable and hoped that he didn't see it the whole time.
    Oh how traumatizing! Bodily function crises are the worst...that renegade piece of toilet paper you see glow in the blacklight, the early period (oh the horror!), the sneaky fart you didn't know was coming that appears with a light pffft, and, of course, the untimely and uncontrollable discharge.

    Sorry for you bad day. Hope today is better!

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