Ok I need to vent about last night.
It just wasn't my night at all last night.
(a) It was dead. Hardly any customers so we ended up closing early.
(b) During a private dance with a gentlemen customer (he was very nice) the most disgusting thing happened to me. I suddenly had a huge gushing discharge (my apologies if this is gross to read). This is the first time this has ever happened. I was in the first song of a 3 song dance and I was very uncomfortable and hoped that he didn't see it the whole time.
(c) Everyone else seemed to be getting dances except me. I let it get to me and gave up and gave my time away for free to some arse-hole that just chatted and didn't tip me. When I eventually walked away from this guy I was asked to do a $50 dance for this guy. He told me he had been waiting for me for over an hour and hoping I would approach him. His friends were leaving so he only got one dance and said if I came up to him earlier he wouold have spent an hour with me!
I am soooooooooo mad at myself for this. He was with 3 other guys and I get a bit scared to approach groups. If I had have just approached him I could have been earning money instead of chatting to some loser for free.
He also told me I was the best looking in the whole place and thought i was gorgeous - whereas all night i felt like a reject coz I wasn't getting any dances so I felt like I was ugly and no-one wanted me.
(d) I was rushing to make my stage set and I kneed the corner of a wooden thing on the couch and had to sit in the dressing room for well over an hour with ice on my knee. Now I have a big mark (but not bruise) on it.
So overall my night just sucked.
Thanks for letting me get it off my chest.



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Bodily function crises are the worst...that renegade piece of toilet paper you see glow in the blacklight, the early period (oh the horror!), the sneaky fart you didn't know was coming that appears with a light pffft, and, of course, the untimely and uncontrollable discharge.

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