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    Montel Williams' psychic pal Sylvia Browne told the family of missing Shawn Hornbeck he was dead shortly after the Missouri boy vanished - and later allegedly offered to help locate his body for $700 per half hour.

    Shawn, now 15, was found alive and well last Friday, living just miles away with a man now charged with snatching the boy when he was 11.

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    There's always a such thing as False Hope, but disappointment and hurt, though possibly false, are always very very real.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    SEE!!! I told yall she was a cunt! Thanks for posting this Sirona, I hadn't heard.

    Too bad I'm not surprised.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    There's always a such thing as False Hope, but disappointment and hurt, though possibly false, are always very very real.
    It was the offer to locate his body for $700 per half hour that really fucking burned me.



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    The things some people will do for money. Its like they don't care if someone's feelings get hurt.
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    She's a horrible person and a con artist. I just hope that more people will wake up to the fact that thier silly superstitions are an open door for this con and even worse forms of mass manipulation--aka send all your money to jesus and god wants you to vote for Bush! People need to open thier eyes and begin to think rationally.

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    Never heard of her - oh well .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirona View Post
    It was the offer to locate his body for $700 per half hour that really fucking burned me.
    http://www.sylvia.org/home/index.cfm

    What I like the most about her site? Is that you're not even in the store, yet on page one you can view your cart. She must KNOW what you wanted buy!!!

    "Chris is an authentic psychic from birth. Being Sylvia’s son he shares in her genetic predisposition to psychic excellence. Chris is the only other psychic recommended by Sylvia. He has been a working psychic for more than 20 years and has established his own clientele from thousands of satisfied clients. Chris is a superb reader and the best alternative to Sylvia."

    Wow. WOW. That's some balls there. Discrediting every other psychic out there except her own son. I mean, she's not DISCREDITING directly, but her P R Typist is doing so indirectly.

    Granted, I am of now code to discredit the existence of psychics and such, but ones that try to bank off of it by 700/half hour disgust me no more than a computer tech that does. Well, it doesn't DISGUST ME so much cause if you're right all the time and you're worth it to someone, fine...but when you are wrong, and you will be, AT THOSE PRICES, you deserve media embarrassment. I mean hell, the MEDIA made her capable of making that money so it's protecting it's investment.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    It's a fun site. I wonder how many dead people check it out. At least she's not arrogant about it.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    http://www.sylvia.org/home/jewelry.cfm

    wHOA. I am in the WRONG business....

    I need to try being psychic.....Sirona

    *touches head* You need to go to the bathroom!

    am i good?
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    [qoute]
    A psychic reading with Sylvia is very much like meeting a long lost friend whom you loved deeply, making your soul glad to make contact again. This friend seems to know everything about you, accepts you for yourself, and knows what to do about anything that troubles you. Sylvia is a Spiritual, soul-level healer. She reaches into your soul, washes out the pain, repairs the damage, then gives you the courage and direction to continue your journey through life. Everything Sylvia does is by the grace of God.
    [/quote]

    I swear i've seen this somewhere on www.theeroticreview.com
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zabrina View Post
    She's a horrible person and a con artist. I just hope that more people will wake up to the fact that thier silly superstitions are an open door for this con and even worse forms of mass manipulation--aka send all your money to jesus and god wants you to vote for Bush! People need to open thier eyes and begin to think rationally.

    The only thing that bothers me more then Slyvia Brown and her ilk is that there are multitudes of people who buy into her crap. Her pseudo-shamanism would be a blip on the radar if it didnt get it's hooks into the gullible and the easily swayed.

    Not only is education the key, its actually using that education to rationally reject her (and all the other people's) garbage. Too few do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    http://www.sylvia.org/home/jewelry.cfm

    wHOA. I am in the WRONG business....

    I need to try being psychic.....Sirona

    *touches head* You need to go to the bathroom!

    am i good?
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    You forgot this bit, Mast:

    Chris has authored books entitled, "My Life with Sylvia Browne – A Son Reflects on Life with His Psychic Mother"
    Original title: "Jesus Christ, Mom, Get Out of My Head! I'm Trying to Jerk Off!"
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

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    She's a fucking fraud. This only proves it even more.

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    Shes always been a phony...theres a site that shows all this. Someone with the link feel free to post.

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    Ha.. This is funny.. Found it on Wiki..

    Woman: I lost my boyfriend tragically, um… a few years ago. (choking back tears) They never found him, and I've had such a hard time since. Every day.
    Browne: The reason why you didn't find him is 'cause he's in water. And, find him in water…
    The woman looks confused.
    Browne: (to Montel) it's like the girl that's missing in Aruba. [to woman] You can't find somebody…
    Woman: (interrupting) Well, it was…September eleventh. There was no… He was a fireman, but…there was no…
    Browne: Well no, you see, I keep seeing him in water. The woman shakes her head angrily. There is a pause.
    Browne: Is there any way he could have drowned in water, someway?
    Woman: [shakes her head] They never found a piece of him. Nothing.
    Montel: (to Sylvia) From 9/11.
    Another pause.
    Browne: 'Cause he's… he says he couldn't breathe and he was filled with water.
    Another pause.
    Montel: Hmm.
    Browne: Well, if they were trying to put the fire out, Montel…
    Montel points to another person in the audience, trying to move on.
    Montel: They couldn't, you know, uh, yeah.
    Another pause.

    Browne: No, they won't find him, but honey that's okay, because it doesn't matter if they find him or not, he's still over there.

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    Evil, evil , cheese grater-voiced sea-hag. I hope her talons fall off. She is a charlatan of the highest degree who deserves to be horse-whipped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSheEp3 View Post
    Shes always been a phony...theres a site that shows all this. Someone with the link feel free to post.
    It's actually in the article.
    StopSylviaBrowne.com



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    Most of these psychic people are "cold readers" she's just really bad at it...damn. Her slip is hangin' after all these years...
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