Tell me about him/ her. Attitude, penis/vagina size, skill... what made them the best and why?
Tell me about him/ her. Attitude, penis/vagina size, skill... what made them the best and why?
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Last edited by Mastridonicus; 01-18-2007 at 11:26 PM.
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Oooh this gets dirty but well Im on a strippers board so oh well. Here goes...
My friend of whom Ive been friends with since my freshmen year in highschool was the best lover. He had a smallish wang but the way he used it on me was amazing.
He would always want me to sit on his face and he could eat me like I was his last meal! OH the memories! He was not just a lover in those ways but very passionate when doing it. I mean like deep kisses everywhere on my body. So animalistic when we'd do it. The back scratching, biting and kiss in between the orgasims was never too much to handle. I could care less if anyone heard anyways. We were never together but I didnt care it was the best sex I ever had.
Plus the sex Im having now is pretty good. Its rough and hard (bdsm stuff) certainly nothing like Ive had before.
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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Its funny you ask, I've been searching for his ass for the past two months.
FrancescaDubois will tell you how I sent her to Georgia during Christmas to find my man, lol
Anywho, Steve was great. I swear he had a relay baton (at least 11 thick-ass inches, okay maybe 10) attached to his body.![]()
He'd would tear my ass up! I mean, I'd be so swollen, that he'd refuse me seconds and thirds sometimes.
I'd have to beg and plead with him.."It won't hurt once you get it in!, PLEASE STEVE???
He'd giggle a a bit, and tear my ass up all over again!!!![]()
He was sooooo sweet too. He's the first guy that actually took me boutique
shoppingGawd he smelled great too!!!
Too bad I can't find his ass (dick) anywhere! Myspace, Zabbasearch, etc. NO LUCK....YET!!!!
I tell ya what, he turned me on to Southern men, Fo' Sho!
Wow...My ex was a a Steve too. Can't be the same guy thoughLOL. He was HUGE and I'm tiny so it hurt but in a goooooooooood way. And we just had chemistry. He would talk all kinds of shit and I like that when I feel comfortable and safe with someone I love that! Plus he never was too rough and even the dirty stuff had an "I love you " vibe......
Too bad I had to leave him. I was just thinking with my pussy earlier today and I almost went to see him in CA. Thank God I have some logic left and my brain can over ride my crotch !
Oh and I left out that he MADE me want to be a dirty girl. He would tell me what to do in that deep raspy voice of his and I'm like "OK. Sweet. Sure you can put it...."
*sigh*
Oh God, do you have about a day? Because once I get started on her, you know how it goes....
Oh shit, I am immediately warm and welled up at the thought of him, and I havn't touched his slightly upturned uncircumsized above average mexican cock in 5.5 years.
Into to anal, got me obssessed with it
multiple g-spot orgasms
loved to eat pussy
fucked me standing up
didn't just do the old "in-out-in-out" dick move, but rather laterally for my own stimulation
dirty talk
wasn't particularly into me sucking him off and didn't want me to play with his ass
smelled oh so good
he just had it, all he had to do was beckon.........
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I have to say my current man. He puts it on me. I'm really trying to create space between him and I. Yet I just cant resist him. Sex is great with him, it feels like we are connecting as soon an he put his 10 inches in. He is so passionate and the organism just do not stop coming,
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hmmm...
i may have had too much sex thus far to have someone who was above and beyond by far.
the ones who did well were deeply passionate lovers, and size was never overly large..
the one im with now .. sex is incredible. im open to trying what i have refused with others (anal) and we are passionate in bed.. he makes me scream so loud that my roommates have heard me and made fun of me later, but i dont care. he's told me to be quiet that his neighbors will hear when we are at his place. he is not large, probably 7 ish inches and thick enough that it's amazing to fuck. he knows how to use it and knows how to get me so wet (which has been an issue in the past) that im shocked and even more turned on by it. he is aware and in tune with me, and pays full attention to the way my body moves, and knows when what hurts because of my disorders. i never thought i would be able to have sex lasting more than 15 minutes but with his care and his touch we can go for around an hour (which is HUGE for me). i wonder if it's the sex or if it really is Love but man i feel strong for this one! lol.
Last edited by Chrissy68; 01-20-2007 at 10:17 PM.
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I have to say my current man. He puts it on me. I'm really trying to create space between him and I. Yet I just cant resist him. Sex is great with him, it feels like we are connecting as soon an he put his 10 inches in. He is so passionate and the organism just do not stop coming,
Wow... I would love to have an organism that keeps coming![]()
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My current partner K! OMG. It's like his cock was custom-made to fit my pussy perfectly; it just completely fills me up, it's thick and huge, ALMOST too big but not quite, just enough to make me feel slutty! He knows exactly how to talk dirty and he's all muscular and tattoed and his beard scratches my neck in just the right way and... yeah. It's amazing with him.
He has this really neat trick of figuring out exactly what a woman wants in bed before he gets there, so he's exactly what she wants. When I first started sleeping with him, he was all rough and aggressive and dominant for me. I got to talking to this other chick who was sleeping with him at the same time (it was a thing then, long story, he had about six of us he was juggling at once and most of us knew about each other). By the time I was talking to her about him, she HATED his guts but was still upset that she'd never get to sleep with him again; she cried, "He was absolutely the BEST lover I WILL EVER HAVE! He was just so tender and gentle!" And I was sitting there thinking, "Really? Tender and gentle??"
He just intuitively knows what the woman wants and does that. It's an amazing talent.
^^ Isn't that how he is with you now?
And I second anything that girl says. That guy is fucking cool as shit.
Last edited by Mastridonicus; 01-19-2007 at 10:59 AM.
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Mast, stop hitting on my man!
Hah... yeah, he can do tender and gentle when I'm in the mood, but he can slap me around and make me his trashy whore too. Generally I prefer the latter!



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AC, he's amazing. The best lover I have ever had. I love the way he reaches for me, one arm around my waist the other behind my head and pulls me in close for a deep kiss <<swoon>>. And he's the most amazing kisser, we could kiss for hours, once we get started it's so hard to stop. He doesn't just eat my pussy, it's like he's kissing it. Multipals, no problem. And he's got stamina, he can make getting laid into an all afternoon event, with breaks of course. He's not huge, but he fits me perfectly. He's romantic, candles, wine, cheese, music, he'll have it all set up when I get there. He will do anything that I ask, and in return I'll do the same. He's always said "the greatest pleasure I get is giving you pleasure". He makes me feel like a princess when I'm with him. He's up for it anywhere, the bedroom, boardroom, over his desk, in his car, in a dark corner that he found while we were at a gala, my gown hiked up and his pants down around his ankles. He knows me, he knows my body and all of my buttons. It's so easy to give myself to him, complete surrender.
Ok, here goes. You asked for it.
She was a few years older than me. Early 30's at the time. A recently divorced, freckled redhead who was a co-worker. She was intelligent and confident and fun-loving. About 5'7" tall with large and very firm natural breasts, small areaolae and prominent nipples, her carpet matched the drapes. She was womanly, or as some would say "thick" but not fat. Her ass was nice and round and firm, like her "twins" (as she called them). She had never had children. She had a walk that would drive a man nuts. Her posture was strong and erect, like her nipples usually were.
She was the best because she understood that the brain is the most sensitive erogenous zone. She knew what she wanted and wasn't afraid to go for it. She knew how to give and receive pleasure. She was comfortable in her skin - not shy about being nude at all, and not shy about anything we did sexually. She expressed verbally what she really liked, and gave plenty of feedback to our lovemaking. She lacked inhibition and was curious about sexuality.
Our first time was on my sailboat. Three of us (me, her, and a male coworker) went for a sail and anchored off a pretty, deserted beach. She was the first to mention "skinny dipping" so in we went. Her and I were drawn together b/c we had been flirting at work. She had teased me one day about something and I gave her the finger, to which she smiled and said "OK". It was on after that.
In the water we were embracing. I held her in my arms and supported her at the surface. Nice. After a while, my male coworker went to take a convenient walk on the beach. We all had a few beers by now - her and I laid on the deck of the catamaran. Her one piece suit was back on but the straps were down. I lay on my side next to her tracing circles on her skin with my fingertips. Soon I had revealed her breasts and was teasing her nipples when we kissed for the first time. The passion was explosive. She told me that she had been wondering for a few weeks when I was going to make a move. My boner was tenting my shorts and rubbing her thigh.
We made out passionately on the deck for a few minutes as I rolled her top down further, gave her ass cheeks some caresses and found her slit with my fingers. It was slippery and tight. She suggested we move below deck....
It's pretty cramped down there, so we were very close as we removed what was left of our suits and she went down on me. After a few minutes of head, she really wanted my dick inside her and climbed on top.
I was amazed at her tightness and control. Tightest I've ever experienced. She really knew how to fuck. She liked to get on top of me and grind, and she was so vigorous it was like I had to hang on for dear life. It took serious concentration to time my thrusting so that I stayed inside her!!
She loved several positions. Later in our affair when I would go to her place after we got off work in the morning, we would shower together and go right to bed. She loved getting oil massages - which I certainly didn't mind either. She would purr when she laid on her stomach and I would apply the warm oil - starting at her neck and shoulders first - working to her waist, then from her feet to her ass. After I would give her a nice ass massage, she'd spread her legs a little and I would probe her slit with my fingers, and it was always tight and wet. She had a fleshy pussy with nice and prominent inner labia. It was a joy going own on her. She really got off on it and showed her appreciation.
We regularly fucked each other sore.
After the massage, she loved to get it doggy style and loved to have her starfish played with, but for some reason we never had anal sex. I never asked though I think she wanted it, but never expressed the desire verbally. One time she was kneeling on the bed in doggy while I just played with her pussy and asshole, and she really got off on the asshole play.
Our sessions were always hot, sweaty and passionate. I didn't always get head, but didn't miss it. Once she sat me on the bed and knelt down in front and proceeded to give me what has been the best blow job of my life. It was a real porno-style production with hard sucking, ball licking and sucking, twisting hand action, deep-throating and she kept it up like forever until I literally exploded. I told her to get ready, it was coming, and she kept on sucking. I actually screamed when I came in her mouth. In fact, this was the ONLY time in my poor, fellatio-deprived life that I came in anyone's mouth. I was so energized after that I immediately kissed her deeply and passionately. I didn't give a shit that her mouth was full of my cum - and she was a spitter, not a swallower. I then laid her down (my dick never went soft!) and ate her out until she was a sloppy mess and I had to slide my dick in her. We were so wet that the lack of friction - even though her pussy was the tightest I've ever had - caused me to take a LONG time to cum.
We went on like this off and on for about two years. Officially, we were "friends with benefits". I was not able to date her - go out or anything public - and told her so early on. She was ok with it and told me that she just loved to fuck - ever since she turned 30, and she was happy with our arrangement.
She moved to the opposite coast and we lost touch. I thought of her often with regrets about losing touch until recently we regained contact and experienced an amicable and mutual closure to our affair.
I never had better and more satisfying intimacy and sex before or since this woman.





i think i stopped reading somewhere around the word 'slit'...![]()
guys sure know how to drag this stuff out in excruciating detail, huh?
(you asked for it Bella21)![]()
He surprised me. I hadn't expected him to be a sex God.
First of all, I used to think big dicks were over-rated. His is 9 wonderful inches and when I'm coming he pulls in and out all the way, doing steady and deep thrusts and it makes me cum harder than I can ever cum with my vibrator.
He has a huge cock and he knows how 2 use it.
I am a very happy girl.





Slit made me think of a slitter. If you want to know...ask me![]()
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi
Yikes an organism that keeps coming? WTF is it? Robocritter?
(Sorry couldn't resist, some typos are too fun to pass up)
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Right so anyhow, to answer the question at hand...
Mike is by far the bestest of the best. He just brings out the dirty whore in me.He a lovely average size with a nice upward curve that just hits all the right places at once. *toes curl* Seriously... i've never cum so much in my life.




I would say it would be my three-slice toaster. It puts out far more willingly then my old two-slice toaster did.
Thats why that got sold on Ebay. Must move on, ya know...
Im going to have to say PJ was my best fuck![]()
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