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    STATE MOTTO


    Alabama
    Hell Yes, We Have Electricity!

    Alaska
    11,623 Eskimos Can''t Be Wrong!

    Arizona
    But It''s A Dry Heat.

    Arkansas
    Literacy Ain''t Everything.

    California
    By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

    Colorado
    If You Don''t Ski, Don''t Bother.

    Connecticut
    Like Massachusetts,
    Only The Kennedys Don''t Own It Yet.

    Delaware
    We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

    Florida
    Ask Us About Our Grandkids
    And Our Voting Skills.

    Georgia
    We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

    Hawaii
    Haka Tiki Mou Sha''ami Leeki Toru
    (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

    Idaho
    More Than Just Potatoes...
    Well, Okay, We''re Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

    Illinois
    Please, Don''t Pronounce the "S"

    Indiana
    2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

    Iowa
    We Do Amazing Things With Corn

    Kansas
    First Of The Rectangle States

    Kentucky
    Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

    Louisiana
    We''re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
    But That''s Our Tourism Campaign.

    Maine
    We''re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

    Maryland
    If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

    Massachusetts
    Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden''s
    And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!

    Michigan
    First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

    Minnesota
    10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

    Mississippi
    Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

    Missouri
    Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

    Montana
    Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
    and Honest Elections!

    Nebraska
    Ask About Our State Motto Contest

    Nevada
    Hookers and Poker!

    New Hampshire
    Go Away And Leave Us Alone

    New Jersey
    You Want A Motto?
    I Got Yer Motto Right here!

    New Mexico
    Lizards Make Excellent Pets

    New York
    You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
    You Have The Right To An Attorney...
    And No Right To Self Defense!

    North Carolina
    Tobacco Is A Vegetable

    North Dakota
    We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

    Ohio
    At Least We''re Not Michigan

    Oklahoma
    Like The Play, But No Singing

    Oregon
    Spotted Owl... It''s What''s For Dinner

    Pennsylvania
    Cook With Coal

    Rhode Island
    We''re Not REALLY An Island

    South Carolina
    Remember The Civil War?
    Well, We Didn''t Actually Surrender Yet

    South Dakota
    Closer Than North Dakota

    Tennessee
    Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.

    Texas
    Se Hablo Ingles

    Utah
    Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

    Vermont
    Ay, Yep

    Virginia
    Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don''t Mix?

    Washington
    Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!!

    West Virginia
    One Big Happy Family... Really!

    Wisconsin
    Come Cut The Cheese!

    Wyoming
    Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared

    &

    The District of Columbia
    The Work-Free Drug Place!
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    Funny Cameron!!! Since I was born in NY, but raised mostly in Joisey/Philly, I'll claim the Joisey one.

    Hilarious, I like it alot!!
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    But it IS a dry heat!


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    A better one for Tennessee would be:
    If You Liked the Kennedys, You'll Love the Fords!

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    Pennsylvania:
    "Leaving never made more sense"
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    You guys are making me laugh. Thank you....xoxoxoxox



    I Love Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Or even better:
    Pennsylvania:
    Beating you down like her husband.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameronfl View Post
    Florida
    Ask Us About Our Grandkids
    And Our Voting Skills.

    New York
    You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
    You Have The Right To An Attorney...
    And No Right To Self Defense!



    I'd have to say it'd be:

    Florida:

    run. Run fast. Run as far away as you can. Or the redneckghettosurfhippiezombies will get you.


    New York:

    Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
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    Rhode Island
    We''re Not REALLY An Island

    But I prefer...

    "Size Doesn't Matter"

    Heh

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    New York:
    There's a State, Too!

    Florida:
    Baruch Ata Adonai, Eloheinu Melekh Ha'Olam...

    California:
    Bringing Back the Plantation Economy!

    Mississippi:
    The Hell With All Y'all!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post

    Florida:
    Baruch Ata Adonai, Eloheinu Melekh Ha'Olam...

    'splain?
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    Heh, I have a friend from Kentucky... It's funny cuz it's true!
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney View Post
    Check this out!
    EEWWW! That looks like a big bug! Yick!
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter
    'splain?

    LOL, sorry... first bit of most Hebrew blessings. There are actually more Jews in Florida and New York than there are in Israel! Whenever I go to Florida, it cracks me up because it's like everyone is either Hispanic or Jewish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    LOL, sorry... first bit of most Hebrew blessings. There are actually more Jews in Florida and New York than there are in Israel! Whenever I go to Florida, it cracks me up because it's like everyone is either Hispanic or Jewish.

    Oooh! And yeah it is way true about NY and FL. I lived in an area of Brooklyn that had a HUGE Jewish community, likewise out on Long Island. And Florida? It seems that the majority of transplants here are Jewish or Italian... or there's my boss, who is Jewish but thinks he's Italian.
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    FLORIDA:
    "God will see you now"
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    I think Florida is mainly just a colony belonging to New York.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    FLORIDA:
    "God will see you now"

    Man, I wish he'd see some of the Not Old rednecks too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    Man, I wish he'd see some of the Not Old rednecks too.
    LOL...or the ghetto thug wanna bes....I cant tell you how many girls I've worked with who acted like "thugs"...talked about growing up in the "hood".....yeah...a bunch were from Boca. Real thugs....
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    You know, I don't think MLK Blvd is being used for it's original intention there in Boca Raton...
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    Ever hear Chris Rock's bit about MLK?

    "Martin Luther King stood for nonviolence, right? That's what he was all about, nonviolence. Now what's Martin Luther King? A street. And I don't care where you live in America - if you're on Martin Luther King Blvd., there's some violence going down!"

    That is SO TRUE, too. Every single city I've been to, MLK Blvd. is full of violent crime. I wonder why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Ever hear Chris Rock's bit about MLK?

    "Martin Luther King stood for nonviolence, right? That's what he was all about, nonviolence. Now what's Martin Luther King? A street. And I don't care where you live in America - if you're on Martin Luther King Blvd., there's some violence going down!"

    That is SO TRUE, too. Every single city I've been to, MLK Blvd. is full of violent crime. I wonder why.
    Always the case (sadly) Don't get me started on Malcom X. Blvd.!

    How about in Phoenix when they have the MLK fest every year in the park...fights broadcasted on the news. Terrible!
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    Mississippi
    Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

    Missouri
    Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

    I think Mississippi and Missouri were switched--no big floods in MO that I know of. Someone wittier than me should make up a good one for MO using our real motto--"the show-me state."

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    Bwahahaha...I grew up in Nevada. "Hookers and Poker!" now in Utah.. "Our Jesus is better than your jesus". Bwahahahaha
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    Oregon:
    The Beaver State, meaning the most nudie bars per capita in the USA!


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