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    Tell me about her...Haha..Hi, this is my first post, I just found this board a few days ago. I'm gonna be stripping by this time next week. No experience, no audition, I'm just gonna be doing it. The only thing I'm nervous about is that I'm not gonna be able to "dance like a stripper". My friend was telling me "yeah just use mostly your legs, bend your knees a lot, slow and exaggerated..." I ho dance at clubs and at parties but that's not quite the same...

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    Oh you'll pick it up, its easy!
    The worst stripper Ive ever seen without a doubt was headlock girl. I think Ive told this story before, but what the hell :-D
    She was ex navy btw and turned up very unprepared. Thongs - the footwear not the g-string, some light coloured mummies undies, a very wide orange belt and an anorak which was either cream or beige or yellow, I forget now. She was quite a large girl to begin with but what she had on didnt do her any justice, especially the puffy jacket... she added the belt for "slimming" reasons.
    She made the most $ out of everyone that night though because she just waited at the door for the first customer to walk in, grabbed him and held him in a headlock until he agreed to hand his wallet over. She at least did dance for him though so he got the monetry value, she wasnt so bad as a dancer.

    The worst dancer Ive ever seen was probably the one I nicknamed Hiawatha whos stage act involved pretty much running in circles around the pole and then doing some strange sort of motions that looked like she was worshiping a totem pole or praying. Then shed just run in circles again - and quite fast too!

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    There's already a thread on this topic, stripper hall of shame. Enjoy!


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    ^ I think the stripper hall of shame should be a stickie

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    This girl doesn;t really fit the hall of shame, btu by far she was the worst stripper I have ever seen.

    She was young, I'd say 18-19. She was heavy, unattractive, wore glasses with no makeup. It was obvious she was trying to be a stripper so she could hear guys tell her she was pretty.She had very low self esteem, and was looking for a boost in the wrong ways. if she was able to sell a lapdance, and he guy told her he liked her, he was getting some. She was that easy.
    But the lapdances looked sooo painful for the guy. She would sit on his lap and bounce. Like santa would bounce a little kid on his knee, only wayy harder. The whole entire song, she would bounce. On stage was pretty much the same thing, only for some reason, I cannot for the life of me figure out, but she would shake her belly. Like, the belly flab, she woudl shake it like jello....it was soo disgusting.

    She also had a crush on my boyfriend. He would come in a few times a week and play on the slot machines at the bar.( very small backwards club in WV)
    And she woudl sit at the other end of the bar, with her chin in her hands, and just stare at him. For hours. Just stare. It was freaky. I got a kick out of it tho.

    I think the main key to learnign hwo to dance on stage is just go slow. DOnt dance like you would in a night club. Go slow and sexy.

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    This might not be the worst stripper ever, maybe the most dense.. a girl came to the club for an audition and changed from her street clothes into her costume (dancer outfit) in the middle of the club in front of everybody. I'm assuming she was high on something because of how loud and belligerent she was, also how she fell right on her ass just walking.

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    Oh man...I'm probably gossiping by talking about this, since it's about a girl that didn't do anything mean to me. But anyway, the first club I worked at...this tall(like 6') slightly heavyset girl came in, looking to work as a dancer. The female manager explained to her that she would need a G-string, stripper heels, and a dance outfit. Apparently she also told her that she would need to lose some weight before she could be hired. The girl claimed that she was a model, and (according to the female manager) also claimed that she was a "professional dancer"!(you'll hear why this is a hilarious crock of BS in a min)

    A few days later, the girl came back and made up some dubious story about how shook up she was because she'd just gotten mugged at the city's biggest train station(and the station is nice, too with ample security). We weren't going to quickly accuse her of lying(although some of the less friendly girls did), and the female manager felt bad, so she let the girl work. Well, the girl was kinda heavy and I thought she had a decent face(she looked part South American/Brazilian). First, the female manager made her take a shower(we had one in the dressing room) and begged one of the dancers to let the girl borrow some spray deodorant. Later, the female manager claimed that the girl still stunk after she took a shower! The female manager gave her a G-string and told her to pay the $10 for it later(the girl never did). The girl had brought along denim short skirts and halter tops and stuff, but the manager said that they were NOT stripper clothes!(The girl came from really strict parents, so perhaps those clothes were "too slutty" around her parents and so she thought they were stripper-appropriate?) The manager told the girl to ask if she could borrow an outfit from someone. The girl asked me, so out of kindness I let her try on a dress(even though it was way too small)! The dress was stretched out and the female manager said "NO WAY! Don't wear that! That's way too small on you!" Finally someone lent her a gown dress.

    The girl was a mess. Not long after going out to the work floor, she accidentally spilled her soda on herself. She danced to this heavy rap music and not good at all! For example, moving with big motions, raising her hands above her head as if she was at a concert, while making these goofy faces. I don't think I was even that bad, and I was not good a good dancer by any means when I started! Surprisingly, she got one or two dances that day. The female manager asked her how well she did at the end of her shift, and the girl lied, "$200." In reality, it was an extremely slow day(plus it was a declining club), so it was hard for even the decent dancers to make $200 that day!

    A few days later, she came back to work but claimed that her dad found her stripper outfits, threw them out, and scolded her to never go back to that "horrible club" ever again. Which meant people having to pity her, and lend her more outfits. People were starting to smell bullshit.

    So I guess it wasn't a surprise when management fired her the first chance they had. Or more like, they conned her. A bouncer caught her taking a shot underage, so he told management and the manager told her that she was suspended until the following week. So the next week, she called up the same manager, asked if she could come back to work, and he said it was okay. So she took the train all the way out from the boondocks to the club, and as soon as she got there, that same manager told her that she was fired. !!!!!! But she didn't have any money for the train fare back(or so she claimed). She said that she only had a few dollars, which she used to take the train down there, expecting to make more than enough money at work to take the train back home later on. So she went around the entire bar, begging the dancers to lend her $10(but train fare was only $4.25). Of course everyone said no(nearly everyone was talking shit about her). I said "no" too, because I was barely making any money that day as it was, and I didn't want to find out later that she was bullshitting about needing money. (Perhaps she asked people for money as a way of guilt-tripping the manager for firing her?) As she left, she said to one of the girls, "Whatever, this club isn't that great anyway. The most I ever made here was $100." What happened to that $200 day she had?? We doubt she even made $100.

    On Monday when the female manager came back, she was laughing and gossiping with the other bouncers and managers about the girl. They thought it was especially hilarious that the manager had lied to her about her being able to work again, making her take the train all that way into the city. I thought that was going waaaay too far. Then I was called "whacked" by the manager because I tried to mitigate the vicious gossiping by saying that she had a pretty face, after the manager said that she didn't look good enough. Manager's words were, "You're whacked, girl! She didn't have a pretty face, her face was fat!" But why, oh WHY, would the manager hire someone if she didn't think they were pretty enough or would last at a strip club? Isn't that a waste of energy, and ultimately, a blow to the girl's esteem? They were definitely mean, but the girl was definitely one of the worst I saw.

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    Anorexic stripper was sad, and by far the worst stripper I've ever seen. A severly anorexic girl showed up once to audition at Rhino. I saw her in the dressing room and just stared. She kept grabbing her imaginary "Fat" and asking us (The girls getting dressed for the 9pm shift) if she was too fat to dance. I stupidly (majored in psychology in college) told her I knew she had an eating disorder and was going to kill herself. She snuffed at me. And didn't get hired, of course, because she was disgustingly underweight. I'm 5'2" and weigh 100, 105lbs soaking wet. This girl was probably 5' 4" 82lbs, no shit ladies. So it was very sad, and depressing.

    I also once walked into a stripclub with some friends after going out. It was the day. I was approached by a girl who had been dancing since 1976, so she told us. It just creeped me out. It probably scared me because I secretly fear that I too will be the 50 year old stripper, lol.

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    ^^^LOL, ahhh baby no you won't

    Ok, girl with short hair, older, late 20s early 30s, comes into the club with her mom the first night. Her mom helps her get dressed and done up in an Alice in Wonderland costume. We were all laughing because it was not appropriate for this club.

    She goes onstage and starts dancing, her wig falls off right off the bat, and suddenly we hear this cheering. Yes, that is the family table. Apparently her mom, dad (or stepdad) and BROTHER are cheering her on. I got grossed out and went to the dressing room. Ugh, she left shortly after her stage show.

    Yuck, it gives me the heebee jeebees just thinking about it.

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    OK, this girl called herself lydia. she was overly makeupped (in a clown sort of way) and was always sadly drinking behind a glass of bad wine, thus the nickname the sad clown started. she would dance in a overly dramatic way, like she was appealing to a larger crowd than was really there (did this often to empty bar), and would move with theatrical steps. Lydia would skip around the pole, literally skipping. she sang opera in her spare time and would do so in the dressing room or on cue for customers, and often her stage shows reminded me of an over makeupped and theatrically dramatic opera singer.

    Lydia was too large to dance. her breasts were tiny tiny like A cup (and that works on some bodies for dancing but not this body) and her body was chubby flab, she was not toned and was whiter than i am (im pale as shit so that says a LOT). she would often put a fake flower behind her ear, and the outfits that the sad clown wore would be... not made for dancing. they would be made for normal wear, and she would squeeze into them, her fat hanging over a lot of the time. she would then sit herself down and drink herself into oblivion. funny thing though, she gave the raunchiest dances, almost seizure like sometimes.

    Lydia's situation was sad in my eyes: when she began dancing at the club (it was my old dumpy club signatures) she wasn't an alcoholic but by the time she left, she certainly was one. the name the sad clown totally stuck, and sadly enough fit too perfectly. she up and quot one day because the club wouldnt let her drink any more and she claimed she didnt want to work in an extras-ridden club any more. funny however, because she had been caught doing some extras.

    another whackjob stripper i met was named jasmine: she was one i have mentioned before in that she tied herself to the pole with her outfit sometimes. her body was great but the way she moved was awkward and staccato. she had no rhythm. her outfits were grandmother lingerie, and her face was aged terribly for her actual age (which was younger than me, but i thought she was well in her thirties). she would never do her makeup or hair and that just worsened her look. she would also pressure guys beyond BELIEF into a dance, to the point where they would give her the money just to go away.

    worst stripper #3: jolie. she was uber butch looking and carried around a whip and paddle. unfortunately for her, she scared customers more than seduced them lol. she also tied herself to the pole using the whip. she once danced blindfolded with the whip... THAT was a sight for the memory..

    Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnie View Post
    She goes onstage and starts dancing, her wig falls off right off the bat, and suddenly we hear this cheering. Yes, that is the family table. Apparently her mom, dad (or stepdad) and BROTHER are cheering her on.
    It takes alot to get under my skin. That story right there freaks me out a little bit, damn

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    the worst dancer, let me see, i think there are 3 tied.

    #1 about 5ft6 275 lbs. ......... cottage cheese everywhere. her stage show was about 75% bouncing her ass. on top of this, she would eat nasty greasy food and then not wash her hands and get the shit all over the pole. she was also a coke fiend and was VERY obnoxious. i'm still not sure how you are a heavy coke user and fat.. but whatever. i don't work at that club anymore.

    #2 new girl named "baby" ... really skinny meth addict looking white trash girl. actualy pretty nice, but my GOD could she not dance. i don't mean she danced like a new girl either or she just wasn't a good dancer. i know lots of girls who bank and can't dance that great. but this girl..... she danced like a retarded spider monkey on crack. i can't even describe it. i don't work at that club anymore either.

    #3 new girl at one of my old clubs.. first day she comes in...
    carries a tigger doll around with her
    tells the FIRST CUSTOMER she talks to that she'll go home with him for 200 bucks.
    ODs in the bathroom 5 minutes later.

    all of this happened in about 1/2 an hour. record fucking time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty_Penny View Post
    she danced like a retarded spider monkey on crack. i can't even describe it.
    I just spewed water all over my desk. Thank you.

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    I KNOW I've told this one before, but at the first club I danced at we got this new girl. I got a good look at her while she was on stage once, then she hid in the bathroom for a while. One of the club regulars came in and heard about the new girl. He asked me what she was like.


    Me: "Have you ever seen a shar pei in a thong, fling itself at a wall?"

    Seriously. She was all wrinkly and flabby, and she'd toss herself at the wall and flail around against it. It was bad.
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    OH boy do I have a few.

    Im going to try and keep it memorable because I have like a gazillion people I've talked shit about at clubs for the last million or so years.

    1. The girl named barbie. Barbie was probably 19 at best, looked 32. Small girl. total white trash. I never saw her onstage because she spent most of her time dry humping and jerking dick in lapdances. She goes down as the very most fucked up dancer hands down due to her carrying a used rubber from the lapdance area, coming into the womens restroom.. Proclaming that everyone loved barbies pussy and folks..taking it out of said vagina ..putting it into the toilet and tossing a cig butt with it. I believe she is the same girl that danced in running shoes and a wife beater as well.

    2. The girl I punched in the face.

    There was once a girl that did nothing at work other than sit on a customers lap ( rarely did dances ) and would dick grind for hours. Im not bullshitting on this either. She was that frazzled scuzzy look. Say Cher mixed with Lita Ford. Only with botched teeth. Her outfits were weird ...things that she must have seen at the dollar store. She'd either make the shit ( which looked like shit out of the matrix ) Or put together clothes that had to come from her 8 year old daughter. She wore shit that jangled and jingled. She would flash her pussy for attention and get fingered under the tables. She went off and got her tits done. we were all happy for her and even though she was a total skank at work she was typically a nice skank. When she came back though, she was level 10 hateful and insane. She would fight with everyone saying they were all jealous because she had her tits done .Everynight it was somethign else. One day she came in ( towards when I was leaving to go to work where I am now. ) and she was in with a customer we all knew. A guy who she had met in there. She was standing up showing her off the clock thong and dick grinding as if it was sport. I got up to walk by her and tripped. I stood up and punched her in the face. I wasn't fired but she was . I did it in front of customers..staff..etc. I had no qualms over this shit . She came in the next day to clean out her locker with full on makeup that looked like bruising claiming that I had beaten her sooo bad that she had a broken jaw and a broken nose..oh and cheekbone. She had none of that. At the most she had a busted eye.

    3. Lady the tramp.

    We use to have amature night at work. Every fucking Sunday this same lady would come in ..CRAZY. big ass hair, fishnets under cut off jean shorts. Tank top with a bikini top under it. And combat boots. She looked like she showed up to the warrent cherry pie video 15 years ago and didn't get picked., so she vowed to never take this outfit off.
    They would never let her try out. EVER. but one night we were short enough for the contest and somehow she weazled her way in. I was upstairs as the house mom was instructing her on what she had to do etc. Everyone was trying to keep a straight face and it was damn near fucking impossible. She scrunched her frizz into a half pony tail on top of her head. While we all sat in horror as she asked if it was high enough or should she go higher. Her thongs were something to be hung up in the stripper hall of shame. They were bright yellow and went to her belly button. We wear bigger shorts than that so she hiked em' up as high as she could go so they would stick out of her shorts. She put on her pumps, halter top thing and strutted her way downstairs. Totally an old pro . And was great on stage. But she didnt place of course and at the end of it all. I saw her by the back stage shaking out her boots looking for enough change to take the bus, stating that she had used her last few bucks on beer. Now its all kinda sad and not really funny except her name was "lady" she was from "vegas" and when she came in that day she bent all the way over and asked the bouncer if this was " clear " to wear ( speaking about her thong ) and could he see her asshole .

    4. The blow hard.

    A dancer at another club I was at ,...older ..awesome chick...totally peaked in 92. Would sniff her antibotics. I kid you not. She was busted once doing this in the damn bathroom and they were like "WTF! " and she showed them she sniffs her antibotics because they tend to work faster. She had collapsed her nose from 12 years of hardcore cocaine addiction. She told me about it once. But anything from tyelnol to antibotics she put up her nose.

    5. The shining star.

    A girl by the name Star at a club in Indy who easily is 5 ft 2 and weights say 150 lbs looks just like miss piggy. she has cankles . She can dance but its frightening. I just had to throw her into this mix because she literally has cankles. And of course she use to be 98 lbs when she started there, 15 years ago!

    6. The tale of two cities.,

    the current mess of shit at my work has now I guess quit. This one is a sight to behold. She talks shit about everyone including herself! Shes tall and weirdly shaped. When she walks , she almost stomps and runs. Very strange shit. Her dancing consists of her doing it so slow and squatting so much youd swear she was preparing to take the biggest dump of her life on stage! She claims to be from NY but the accent drops when she's sober or isn't trying. She claims to be mob related, and have an ex husband or the father of her son ..that is a millionaire. Shes engaged every other week. pissed off and ranting every other day and LOUD. Holy hell

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    My club doesn't have many crazy dancers like these other posts - LMAO
    But they recently hired this girl and recently got rid of her too.

    She was high as a kite the whole time she worked. Spent most of her time getting drinks bought for her and screaming at people in the club.
    I was sitting with a customer, she left her drink near him, went to the bar, screamed over to us that she was having a drink bought for her, then ran over skulled the rest of her drink that she had left, ran to the bar, skulled that drink.

    She got her money stuck in the vending machine in our dressing room so she kicked the shit out of it with no shoes on and hurt her foot.

    She told my manager that she was hungry and had nothing to eat, she wanted to go down the street dressed like a stripper and get something to eat, he said no, so she told him to pull his dick out and she would eat that

    She also tried to do pole moves while high on whatever she takes and fell off the pole onto her back and started screaming and crying for a couple of seconds before regaining her hyperactive self back and being really happy again.

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    hmmm...

    well there was this one lady...she was SO sweet and very nice to me..very great person, but the worst stripper i seen.

    she was about...say, almost 50, asian..she had real short hair..the was dyed this real unatural dirty blonde. she would wear these like fucking HUUUUUGE platform heels...looked almo0st like 10 inches..if not more, and they were like REALLY sparkly silver. the shoes really got your attention. she'd wear TONS of glitter on her eyes, and even worst...tons of glitter smeared on her lips! she'd wear a cocktail dress..but with granny panties or a boring grey cotton thong, and sometimes she'd just dance in her socks, smoking a cigarette on stage!

    now, thats not SO bad. the way she danced was way worst.

    she'd always dance to " a hard knock life" by Jay-Z for some reason. everytieme i heard that song, id know if i looked at the stage, she'd be on. She had no ryhthem. she'd wave her hands in the air back and forth...slowly bend down and SLOWLY in a bad way wiggle her butt. then she'd do cartwheels on stage! pretty good tho for someone her age.

    she'd also do this weird thing, where she'd lay down, and do this "bicycle move" with her legs. it looked like an excercise move!

    i'd feel bad for her. nobody would tip her! and she'd move her ass in her granny panties RIGHT In front of some young guys, and theyd be like "ughhh". i felt so bad! everyone always talked bad about her like, "she doesnt know when to stop."i always defended her though, saying she was nice and all.

    but yeah....she was just a really bad stripper
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    one of the most disturbing things I saw was the skinny 50 year old whose signature move involved bending over, grabbing her sagging ass cheeks goatse-style and flapping them. Her ass was talking. Exactly like Ace Ventura

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    My first club -- the Crazy Lady -- was justly famed for it's wacky dancers. My favorite was a very sweet lady who looked about 50. She'd been dancing for 25 years, she said, and hadn't updated her look since 1982. She had HUGE blown-out bleach-blond hair-dos, was tanned the color of iced tea, and wore those thongs with suspenders that go over your shoulders -- neon yellow. On stage, she mostly just leaned against the pole. I guess after 25 years you get tired.

    One night in a drunked fit of generosity, she gave me her old schoolgirl outfits, telling me, "I know out there I look 19, but I just feel silly in these anymore." Really, she was very nice. Always looked out for the other girls, too. I surely hope she is retired these days...on that ranch out west where they send old strippers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Windy View Post
    hmmm...

    i'd feel bad for her. nobody would tip her! and she'd move her ass in her granny panties RIGHT In front of some young guys, and theyd be like "ughhh". i felt so bad! everyone always talked bad about her like, "she doesnt know when to stop."i always defended her though, saying she was nice and all.

    but yeah....she was just a really bad stripper
    Okay, I've had nightmares like this. I hope that when I get to that stage in stripping, I understand I am a joke and am okay making money as a prank that customers play on each other.

    $20 to prank your friend is hilarious, and if the stripper that is the bringer of the prank is okay with that, then great! It is the stripper that thinks she's still 'all that' and then get's hurt and upset to discover that she is really just a joke. That is when it becomes kind of pathetic and sad.

    I'm actually more okay with making money as a joke than I am as an object of desire for some creepy-pervy guy.


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    she'd also do this weird thing, where she'd lay down, and do this "bicycle move" with her legs. it looked like an excercise move!
    Ahahaha! My grandma used to do that exercise move! We're Asian too so mann...i bet that looked just like my grandma!

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    Some of these are freakin HILARIOUS! I'm feeling more and more confident. Thanks everybody!

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    Oh yes...there was another girl that was pretty bad(a little better than the girl I already wrote about on this thread, because now this one had experience, but she was still bad too). At a previous club, there was this girl who was 26 or so but looked a lot older. She had extremely heavy make-up like a clown, and some of this make-up included fuscia-pink blush. She also wore huge-ass 80s hoop earrings and had very short, almost Butch-like hair. Yuck! I think she did a lot of drugs, and she would go around complaining about how she didn't make enough money to be in the stripping industry. She would talk about how she wanted to leave stripping and go back to school. Then why don't she go do that!...I mean, I got burned out from stripping so that's what I did. You don't get anywhere going to the club everyday, but sitting back in the dressing room or bathroom and complaining. One day, she pissed me off because she talked to me in this drugged-out, condescending voice about how I WOULD get into drugs eventually, because the industry does that to you(oh, as if I'm not a strong, resistent enough person? gee thanx!). She talked to me in this "when I was your age" type voice that parents often use, even though she is only 2 years older than me. OK maybe she looked so much older, that she tricked herself into thinking she was older than she was LOL!

    Actually, Emily and I discussed this girl on a different thread. Emily, feel free to find the link for me. :-p I would, but unfortunately I have to leave for work soon(damn morning rush hour traffic %$#&*@&*([email protected](#$*&#@^ lol).

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    Default Re: The worst stripper you've ever seen.

    ive got one i forgot.
    she was 40+ years old and looked like she was. she had a secretarial job for years but developed a coke habit and had to find a job to support her habit. had no rhythm and humped the pole in a *shudder* way that i will never forget. she'd dance to (and request) "doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me" and literally lay face down and back her ass up to the pole, and kinda hump it and the stage while mouthing the lyrics. it was hilarious. she also had a deep smokers voice, soooo unattractive. she was an extras girl.

    Love it!

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    Pretty Penny, I met a girl kind of like your "tigger" stripper except the one in my club used to bring a teddy bear in. She would make the DJ guard the bear except when she was introducing him to costumers. I felt bad for her one day so I offered to pick her up and take her to work. She gets in my car (with the bear) then jumps out and had to strap the bear into my daughters car seat.

    There was another girl (who was older anywasy) I worked with who did a feature show dressed up like an old lady, complete with TP coming out of her butt.
    Alexis



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