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    Ahaha im so pumped from my last show I just had to share..

    So I was sitting by my window in my room having a smoke after my last show... I could hear everyone talking outside and they were going on about the crazy fuckin feature who got the entire bar soaking wet

    I did a slip and slide or 'wet and wild' show, whatever you want to call it. I turn my shower on and jump around in it getting water everywhere then I take a dive and slide across the stage bouncing from side to side naked and soaking wet all while my shower is going. At one point there were 10 guys all laying down on the stage with $5 and $10 bills laying in the water with the shower going...by the end of the show I had made well over $200 and the entire bar was soaked lmao...

    Sorry its just so damn exciting to have a show that great... it made me feel good and I really feel like im a feature now... im ready to shed the rookie titles and get some new titles

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    Awesome! Way to go! Glad to hear that you're making money, since the stripping industry's seemed to be so slow lately(according to everyones' posts).

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    Hehe. "That crazy fucken feature that........ blah blah blah" - that's the kind of stuff that gets your name out and remembered. You can be the hottest bitch on the planet, but if you don't do something that makes people gasp they won't remember you the next day. Good on ya!

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    haha that sounds a lot like a show that Sandra Katz used to do on stage at the Crazy Horse. it was funny, but all us girls hated going on stage afterwards incase there was still water on the stage!

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    hawt cally, that rocks. *applauds*

    Love it!

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    LoL Darcy! I didnt know Sandra did the slip n slide, I thought she just did the tub show heh... Its fun as hell! Im last show of the night so I can get the stage SOAKED and now worry about anyone going after me... god I love my job

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    Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

    Pooka wants ta play naked slip n slide!

    So proud of my loverrr.

    You're not a rookie in pooka's book.

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    Dammit. I wanna play nekkie slip n slide on staaaaage!!! And my new club has SUCH a good stage for that - a giant long runway that's wide enough to do it without risking too much. Oh but then again the surface isn't totally even/solid, it's surfaced with several pieces of acrylic or whatever and some of the joins are uneven. I've tripped on them a couple times already.

    Hmm. Mebbe if I put down something to slide on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette View Post
    Dammit. I wanna play nekkie slip n slide on staaaaage!!! And my new club has SUCH a good stage for that - a giant long runway that's wide enough to do it without risking too much. Oh but then again the surface isn't totally even/solid, it's surfaced with several pieces of acrylic or whatever and some of the joins are uneven. I've tripped on them a couple times already.

    Hmm. Mebbe if I put down something to slide on.

    Poly is great and a shower is easy to make.. just a shower head, a hose, an adapter for the shower head to connect to the hose, a sump pump and garbage can you fill with water to pump.. hang shower head on stage, put poly down and slide away baby!

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    That sounds awesome! Video please.

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    ^^^OMG yes a video!!! That sounds like SO MUCH FUN!!! You are a lucky girl Cally!

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    Whilst I havn't done a slip n slide show ....... I love my water/wet shows! My specialty and thing is do soap/suds with a car wash sponge It works really well and because the sponge holds alot I can then flick it around and out into the audience to get them a little soaked... then I dunk my head into my pool and flick my hair backwards.

    Not so much at home here however in Darwin at a certain pub I will then lift the pool up and pretend to go dunk myself with the water that is in it however I then chuck it over my head out into the audience !!!

    Now my hair is long and thick so that is ALOT of water! Always fun (for me not so much the victims in the audience) !!

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    Cally, would you be terribly pissed if I built my own sump pump shower to use at shows? I just went and did a search, an those pumps are only like $75 for a fully submersible one.

    Congrats on the rocking great night! I've done shows like that before, and usually the house girls are pissed about all the wetness! (walks away counting money$$$)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    Cally, would you be terribly pissed if I built my own sump pump shower to use at shows? I just went and did a search, an those pumps are only like $75 for a fully submersible one.

    Congrats on the rocking great night! I've done shows like that before, and usually the house girls are pissed about all the wetness! (walks away counting money$$$)
    LoL go for it Paris! I know im not the only girl who does it.. hell most of the features up here do them. So make one and have some fun and think of me while you do it

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    Sounds hot!!! I'm one of those "house girls" who would love to see a show like that!

    We had a porn star come to our club this weekend, but I didn't stick around for that, it wasn't entertaining, more like raunchy.

    I DO wish we would get some features like you all though, THAT would be fun!




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    That's so awesome Cally! You are my hero!
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    Sounds like you had a BLAST!!!! wish I was there to watch. I wanna go play on the slip n slide naked
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    Bridgette, my stage sounds just like yours....


    I so wanna play nekid slip and slide Cally you rock, and I'm jealous!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally View Post
    im ready to shed the rookie titles and get some new titles
    I need to read more carefully. I thought that said "rookie titties" at first. D'oh!

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    Wow.... sexy... I want to slip and slide with you. I will take top.

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    G'day there Cally

    Did Sandra Katz do a slip and slide show, you better believe it because i had to clean the stage afterwards. A mop and about at least 5 towels and then hopefully the stage would be dry enough for the next stagegirl.

    In a way i hated her doing them because management would always be on my case to push the girls through and had to have any breaks, and things like that. But it was worth it because the show Sandra put on was awesome with her sliding from the shower, over the cat walk to the main stage while getting every area wet, and i mean wet. She would then slide back and forth like a Seal and actually bruised her breasts doing it.

    Morgan Summers used to do a slip and slide show as well a few years ago.

    By the Way Cally are you still looking at coming over to Australia and working with us at the Crazy Horse. It would be good to see your shows. In February we have the current Miss Nude Canada Ginger Jones and i know Joseph has been talking to a few Features including Sandra

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    Sandra isnt going this year now I was talking to her about it because I was going to go.

    I didnt really get to talk to Joseph about booking there.. I would love to do it but I dont think im at his feature standards *sigh* I heard hes super picky... and I dont know if I would go as a showgirl because I suck at selling lap dances.

    Have fun with Ginger.. the girl has one of the best shows i've ever seen... the girl is truley amazing!! You will also be having Justice, she won the buisness mans fav this year, she has a great show. Also I believe you will be getting Fantasy, Miss Nude Canadas all natural. Super sweet girl.

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