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    Woody's Islamorada (the Keys)

    Cameronfl, maybe you know about this.

    Friday night a couple of kids were telling me I gotta check out Woody's in Isla Morada in the Keys. Apparently some big dude plays the guitar and all the strippers dance to his music. The told me it was "salty" but totally worth checking out for the sheer spectacle.

    Anyone know about this place?

    I was just looking it up, the band is Big Dick and the Extenders? My curiousity has been perked.

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    My aunt owns a vaca condo in Islamorada and is there quite often. I've heard her speak of woody's, her and her hubby love going there......she didn't get into details.

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    LOL! If this is true it sounds like a GREAT place to hang out one night during stripperfest key west!!! HAHA!

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    Default Re: Woody's Islamorada (the Keys)

    I was in there year ago and girls danced on a small stage while the band played.
    I think it'd be worth checking out just to get a t-shirt that says "Big Dick and the Extenders". Luv that name!

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    Yep, I worked there after my nightmare in Key West during Fantasy Fest. The money was surprisingly good. Big Dick is definitely a character but it was really cool and fun. I'm probably going back in February or March to dance again.
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    All I know about it is that you dance to a live band....it's REALLY tiny..like a pitcher of beer/plate of wings kinds of bar..with a cpl girls...and it's $110 house fee!!!!

    One of the girls at Eden worked there...you can ask her...I cant think of her name..older women, short dark hair, kinda gravely voice....I'll introduce you next time we're all there together

    From everything I've heard over the yrs...I'd rather go to Key West...

    and Bridgette.....Islamorado is about 1 1/2- 2 hrs from Key West...not worth a day trip!
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    [quote=cameronfl;949620]All I know about it is that you dance to a live band....it's REALLY tiny..like a pitcher of beer/plate of wings kinds of bar..with a cpl girls...and it's $110 house fee!!!!
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    Whoooaaaaa!!!! I never paid $110 house fee! I only paid $24. And we didn't dance while he was performing. He did his thing and we just worked the floor. Then he took a break and we went back to dancing on the stage with the DJ playing the music.
    Oh yeah, the girls told me the DJ was racist. He wouldn't play any rap or other "jungle music" and didn't like it when black customers or dancers came in. So when I left to come back to Maryland, I gave him a really big hug and told him I couldn't wait to work with him again I told him I would bring some 50 cent and Jay-Z CD's with me next time.
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    I was interested in checking this place out -- now I'm totally excited to!

    And 2 hrs is so a day trip! B, if you're up for it so am I.

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    [QUOTE=Miss_Luscious;949669]
    Quote Originally Posted by cameronfl View Post
    All I know about it is that you dance to a live band....it's REALLY tiny..like a pitcher of beer/plate of wings kinds of bar..with a cpl girls...and it's $110 house fee!!!!
    /quote]

    Whoooaaaaa!!!! I never paid $110 house fee! I only paid $24. And we didn't dance while he was performing. He did his thing and we just worked the floor. Then he took a break and we went back to dancing on the stage with the DJ playing the music.
    Oh yeah, the girls told me the DJ was racist. He wouldn't play any rap or other "jungle music" and didn't like it when black customers or dancers came in. So when I left to come back to Maryland, I gave him a really big hug and told him I couldn't wait to work with him again I told him I would bring some 50 cent and Jay-Z CD's with me next time.
    I only know what a cpl girls told me...I got the house fee figure from 2 separate girls at two separate clubs that used to work there...maybe its changed? Or maybe its a differant fee if you dont live there or something?
    They both said there was no DJ too...that you danced either to Big Dick(best band name ever BTW!) or a jukebox.....

    Knowing how much I make in Key West when I go and how comfortable I am there...I'm not likely to take the chance...
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    I had a HORRIBLE time in KW. I made NO money while everyone else around me was just pulling it in left and right. I was really uncomfortable with the whole 'nude lapdance and guys can touch your boobs' thing. I did so well enough doing no contact dances at Woody's that I made up for the money I lost my 2 nights in KW and then some. I guess things may have changed since I was there in October. Or maybe things changed before I got there?
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    I've been working in Key West for about 4-5 yrs...it's fairly high contact, but still nothing compared to what I am used to competing against in Ft Lauderdale! The nude lapdance and boob touching doesnt really bother me(Having never danced in an air dance club, I'm used to it...still depends on the guy...some I dont let touch at all), and I usually pull pretty good $$ there.
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    I have to draw the line at boob touching. I would freak out.
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    Yeah, I can't deal with the boob touching/nude lapdances. More power to the ladies that can! I'm not cut out for Southern Florida obviously.
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    As long as the guy isnt too hard or just milking me...I dont mind them running their hands over them..but I guess since thats all I've worked at was high contact, I'm used to it. Esp considering that in the clubs here...if the worst you allow is boob touching...you're a serious prude! South Fl is brutal....
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