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    Alright, Cally, Chrissy, and Lola got my most mortifying story out of me in chat. It was a hilarious affiar of humiliation and sharing that we had. Now I wanna know some, too! Its always the best part of a magazine, haha. So anyone willing to confess?

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    http://www.cryptonomic.com/index.php --- go for your life! I posted a confession or two.


    enter: E3167322D9 for your 10% discount

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    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    Alright, Cally, Chrissy, and Lola got my most mortifying story out of me in chat. It was a hilarious affiar of humiliation and sharing that we had. Now I wanna know some, too! Its always the best part of a magazine, haha. So anyone willing to confess?



    Oooo I wanna know!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    Oooo I wanna know!
    haha! you've gotta start pulling the all nighter chats with us!

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    *taps foot* Someone tell me one!

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    I confess

    I ran with scissors

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    What type of confession?

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    she means an embarrassing one. like most embarrassing moment ever...

    Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldCoastGirl View Post
    http://www.cryptonomic.com/index.php --- go for your life! I posted a confession or two.
    #100 is nice. I too confess to this
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    ok i have an embarrassing story that i forgot about last night in chat pooka, so here it is, for all of you to read:

    Emily and i went cruising last sept to bermuda. I dont know how many of you have ever cruised, but the night before you leave you have to pack up everything you have and put it in the hallway, and everything that's lef tin yoru room you will have to carry thru the day. This is my first cruise, emily's umpteenth. she tells me this and i decide, hell i will jsut sleep nekid because then i dont have to carry my PJs around. so i get undressed, and pack up, while butt naked. i get everything ready to go and then have to place the suitcases in the hallway.

    im naked. no pjs. but im daring. emily watches me from her bed.. i peek out, look left look right and there;s no one. i quick like a bunny put one suitcase in the hall. one down, two to go. i repeat the looking both ways an place the second in the hall...

    last suitcase. i open the door, look left, no one. look right, no one. this one is heavy. i have to step into the hall and drag it out. as i get it out of the room this 14 year old boy in his swim trunks with his shirt over his shoulder and his hat cocked half to the side comes walkin around the curve. he sees a full nude me. I SCREECH, throw the bag down (literally thrown) and run back inside our room and Emily is DYING, laughing so hard at me that she's crying. im cracking up. we decide i made the boy's night! she says, i bet if you see him tomorrow he wouldn't recognize you.

    the next day we are leaving the ship. inevitably, who do we see? the boy. he looks at me and DOESNT RECOGNIZE! we laughed about that all day long. i mean honestly, who packs and does all that shit naked???? wtf was wrong with me? what was i thinking, lol!

    Love it!

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    Hahaha. :pictures a naked chrissy packing stuff up: Thats hilarious. Who packs naked? I do some weird stuff naked. But I never pack naked...for this reason. Haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldCoastGirl View Post
    http://www.cryptonomic.com/index.php --- go for your life! I posted a confession or two.
    oh damn.... #92 is screwed up.

    Ok, I confess... Sometimes when I am grocery shopping I get a cookie from the bakery, eat it, and then throw away the evidence w/o paying for it.




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    LMAO on #53 pretty disgusting(must be ceiling cat)

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    Sometimes, at wal mart, if I'm at the self check out....And I'm buying a few things that are just really expensive...like 13 dollar eye liner or something...I get a pack of 65 cent gum, hold it under the item I'm scanning and secretly scan the barcode for the gum.

    I pay like 65 cents for everything...and I get...so much gum...

    *hangs head*

    I feel better now that thats out.

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    I can't think of anything embarrassing right now but I went to a strip club when I was 17 and a girl pulled me onstage. I was terrified but ended up getting tipped $100 by some guy and then got the hell out of there.

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    I was in Saphora one day with my kiddo and I had a really upset stomache. I was all the way in the back of the store and I knew, just knew I was going to pass gas...and there was nothing I could to stop it. So I did. And it was so bad, really aweful....and my son goes, "Oh man! What is that!?" I said, I don't know but it's terrible! and this woman next to me goes "I think that someone....." I say, yah, I think so too, and (omg, this is terrible) I think it may have been...(as I point to an older, large woman who just walked around the isle).

    So I tell my son "Let's scoot" as soon as we get out into the main mall he says "Mom, I know that was you. Totally gross mom." (shaking his head.!)




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    I once tried to get a boyfiend a new girlfriend so he'd leave me. He was such a leech, i no longer wanted to be the host. It didn't work, i had to throw him out and send his things to the rubbish dump as he refused to get them out of my apartment. I felt bad about this for quite some time. I don't now.
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    Haha. Here you go, midnight chat bitches and Paige...this might make you giggle. The actual culprit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    Haha. Here you go, midnight chat bitches and Paige...this might make you giggle. The actual culprit...

    We can use that together, yanno.


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    Okay, I have had sex with an older man, both of his sons, and 3 of his grown grandsons. All are regulars at a club I dance at occasionally.

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