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    Default Apparently I have a small johnson

    Over the course of the last two days I have gotten no less then 15 different spam e-mails that is titled "Do something about your small johnson" or a variant to that wording.

    I just want to know... which of you wenches spilled that bit of info?

    As a side, I am quite heartened by the fact that so many anonymous people out there are so concerned about my apparent problem that they contact me out of the blue with offers to help. Altruisim is not dead, despite what you have heard.


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    Default Re: Apparently I have a small johnson

    if it makes you feel any better, I get those too

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    Default Re: Apparently I have a small johnson

    Don't feel bad, it appears I have a small penis as well. Oh, and I have ED. Damn, my penis has all sorts of problems

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    Default Re: Apparently I have a small johnson

    If I ever had to have boring sex again (btw all sex is boring to me) then I would prefer it be with the smallest of members SO SCREW them and keep it small .....not all girls have stretched out gaping holes , ya know ??
    Don't you just love me ?!?

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    Default Re: Apparently I have a small johnson

    Haha My husband just got the same email this morning.
    Fools laugh at others. Wisdom laughs at itself...Osho

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    Default Re: Apparently I have a small johnson

    LOL...I get those emails all the time...but Joe doesn't.

    I don't know whether to laugh or cry. haahaa

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