This is my story.
End of 2005, I was planning a holiday to Gold Coast for me and 9 mates.
The boys gave me $200 each, which gave me $2000.
They told me to plan an amazing, memorable night, featuring strippers, alcohol and whatever I could get with the money.
I found this: http://www.boobcruise.com.au/index.php
I thought I had died and gone to heaven. This was the perfect idea. I called the number and spoke with the guy who ran things. He said he would do the thing fo 10 guys for $2000. I agreed. He tried to get the money from me early, but I declined saying I would pay him on the day.
I fired the boys up for 3 weeks before the holiday, telling them of the awesome night they were going to have.
We get to the GC, buy several cases of beer and head to the dock.
No-one was there....The boat, the boobs...nothing.
I was so angry, I asked every captain if they knew the man I was speaking to. They all said he was a con man, an idiot and they all seemed to bag him out. I ended up finding his personal boat. We jumped on and trashed it a bit and left a note.
Ended up, the dude was just trying to get my money and the Boob Cruise had went bankrupt years before. What a joke! and what a waste of my time.
I had 2 hours to spend 2 grand and get the boys some boobs. I hit the directory and called every stripping place I could find, hell even prostitutes were a possibility with that much money.
It was Gold Coast Race Day so I was lucky to book Bubbles & Malibu.
Bubbles informed me she used to do Boob Cruise, she also hated the dude who ran it and laughed when I told her the story.
All in the all the private show was amazing, we loved it. No wonder Bubbles got stripper of the year, it was so fun.



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