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    ok, i was wrestling with my hubby and I came down hard on his forhead with my nose. i heard a crack! AGH! it's up at the top of my nose on the inside toward my left eye..it hurts...not horribly, but it's sore. no blood or anything. not sure if it's broke or not though! last thing i need is a broken nose and a black eye! lol

    advise? thoughts? whatever??

    **goes back to icing it**





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    Go to the doctor to make sure it is not broken and keep an ice pack on it, it wil bring the swelling down.

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    well, i iced for a while last night...i'll put some more on here pretty soon.

    it's a little swollen, but not bad..nothing that most people would even notice. it's starting to turn very slightly green and the very inside corner of my eye is a little darker than normal...but those can both be covered with makeup.

    soo, hopefully it doesn't get any worse! i'm gonna put some arnica on it right now too to help keep bruising to a minimum





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    Quote Originally Posted by sassysummer View Post
    ok, i was wrestling with my hubby ....
    Anybody else giggle at this? I take you at your word that you meant wrestling, not "having sex." I mean, I've never wrestled with a wife or girlfriend. Male friends, sure. Nude Greco-Roman mostly.

    Sassy, I hope the nose isn't busted. Feel better!

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    I've wrassled with my hubby a few times....I whoop his butt too!

    But CE, the image of you rolling around naked with another man and "pinning" him is what made ME giggle!




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    NOOO HE DID IT ALL WRONG! He was supposed to drop you on the OTHER end!

    Why have hired help if they can't do ANYTHING right.
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    lol mast!

    ce, not we were'nt having sex. actually what it was is i was trying to kiss him...but i had a little cold sore WEEKS ago and he's convinced that it's still there, when it's not...lol so he wouldn't kiss me, so i jumped on top him while he was on the couch and he was holding me back and laughing at me (he laughs cause he's so much bigger than me and could throw me across the room if he wanted and i'm such a spaz! lol) then i tried to go in for a fast peck, he turned his head and it messed up my aim and WACK!! ouchie! lol

    i totally know better though! every time we wrestle around i get hurt, lolol





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    Okay, I did in a NYC cab once try to kiss my now-ex wife (we were dating at the time) and just then we hit a hellish pothole and my teeth crashed into the bridge of her nose. She cried for hours.

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    haha..good one. why would she cry for hours? jeez!

    here's one for ya.

    when i was 14, i was standing in a bathroom entrywayish area that only had a long marble counter and a big mirror with my boyfriend behind me and 2 friends off to the side of me...well, we were talking about something, then my boyfriend reached up and grabbed my boobs, caught me off guard, and being the spaz that i am i lurched forward/down and smacked my teeth on the marble counter...yup, spit pieces of both my front ones out! they didn't believe me that i broke them till i looked up and half smiled (cause even though it hurt like a bitch, it was funny cause i'm so spazzy! lol) and had a gaping hole in the front of my mouth! lol

    wouldn't have been so bad if it were'nt thanksgiving night with NO dentists around anywhere! i had to wait till the morning and my mom called around everywhere trying to find one to come in and fix my teeth. finally found one willing to fix them on a semi-holiday...lol that sucked! i heard the "all i want for christmas is my two front teeth" song from my mom for MONTHS! lol





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    Well, I hope you took the opportunity to have the sonofabitch arrested, since noboby would believe that a woman's injuries could be accidental or self inflicted.

    He needs to be incarcerated and complete an anger management program.

    I mean, really, stop covering for him!
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback View Post
    Well, I hope you took the opportunity to have the sonofabitch arrested, since noboby would believe that a woman's injuries could be accidental or self inflicted.

    He needs to be incarcerated and complete an anger management program.

    I mean, really, stop covering for him!
    Umm ... sometimes accidents do happen ya know.... like I fractured my ankle when I was play fighting with my man 2 years ago...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally View Post
    Umm ... sometimes accidents do happen ya know.... like I fractured my ankle when I was play fighting with my man 2 years ago...

    Again, all this covering is preventing these men from dealing with their illness.

    And, most importantly, going to jail,
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    i got elbowed in the nose a few years back when the big fella was asleep and had one of those falling off a building twitches. i was curled up near his shoulder fast asleep and *bam* straight into the nose in the dark of night.

    that shit smarts, let me tell you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback View Post
    Again, all this covering is preventing these men from dealing with their illness.

    And, most importantly, going to jail,
    There is a line between abuse and playing. So you mean to say if two girls were wrestling and one accidentally broke the other girls nose its abuse?

    My man felt AWFUL about it when we were goofing around. Its called an accident. I was in an abusive relationship for 3 years and lived with an abusive father for 18 years.. I know the difference between an accident and on purpose.

    I LOVE play fighting with my man... we wrestle around all the time... took me forever to get him to do it again because he was scared he would hurt me again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally View Post
    There is a line between abuse and playing. So you mean to say if two girls were wrestling and one accidentally broke the other girls nose its abuse?.

    No, it's OK if it's another girl.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    what if a guy is changing a light bulb, falls off the ladder, onto the girl who is holding said ladder and breaks her nose in the fall with the back of his head.

    is that an accident or abuse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback View Post
    No, it's OK if it's another girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nautilus View Post
    what if a guy is changing a light bulb, falls off the ladder, onto the girl who is holding said ladder and breaks her nose in the fall with the back of his head.

    is that an accident or abuse?
    Probably abuse according to silverback I bet bondage is abuse.. as is omg my fuck fucked me a little too hard and my vagina hurts! Call the cops he just abused me

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    This is Silverback your talking about roight? Ida nota worra about dat.

    At least this was not another ball crushing story.... mamma mia I'm still in pain.
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    Sounds like you could have broken your nose. Mine was broken when I was 11 years old playing on the swingset. My friend went to jump on the swing and kneed me in the face. I never knew it had been broken until years later. Apparently the cartilige had seperated from the bone.

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    Awww... Poor Summer (kisses nose, cold sore or not...) Ouchies! I hope it gets better and I hope it's not broken. Wrestling can be dangerous. My ex husband ended up with two huge scratches on his forehead from the wall.. Lol.

    One time... at the strip club.... We were doing a bachelor party and had the guy tied to the pole in a chair. I stepped up in his thighs and my intention was to drop down into his lap in the splits. Well, I caught the top of his head with my mouth. Talk about a fat lip. I don't think anyone noticed but him and I, and we just laughed if off. I will never do that trick again...

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