So the biggest downside to being the most tattooed/pierced girl at my club is the constant barrage of appearance questions/comments/assholes/time wasters etc etc, and apparently tattoos/piercings are the only thing I'm ever capable of talking about -I expect natural curiosity but OH MY GOD, sorry kids, I'm actually a multi dimensional person, I sware I actually have a personality and am capable of talking about things unrelated to my face or tattoos, really.
I actually began charging a dollar for every question someone wants to ask me because I get so sick of people wasting my time with their wide eyed bullshit ( this doesn't apply to the person who happens to tip me/buy dances, or already spent money on me for my time).
Don't get me wrong guys, I love my apperance and I love my club and I love my job, and I absolutely love the customers who love me for my "wild" looks and call me the "punk rock Paris Hilton" (or "punk rock Nicole Richie", a variation of the same) and find me beautiful regardless of all the crap on me. - BUT I do have a list of awesome combacks for anyone else with this dilemma who may need it =)
Okay mini rant aside
cute little story-
I bit some dudes finger the other night
it was pretty sweet.
Of all the complaints I can make about reactions to my apperance, I think by far the one that gets under my skin the most is people who think it's A-OK to touch my face or poke at my piercings. OKAY, HOW FUCKING RUDE CAN YOU GET?! I am not some fucking freakshow petting zoo. Not to mention how fucking UNSANITARY it is for someone (including yourself) to touch your open wounds with dirty hands?! UGHHHKK
Anyway basically some guy in a group with his friends was doing all this, and being generally obnoxious saying all shit as I was trying to make conversation with his friends as he kept on being rude. And then, oh my god, HERE IT COMES - THE POKING.
And as he started he puts his finger straight at my face and you know what? I fucking bit it. I didn't really even mean to but it's a natural reaction when something heads straight at your mouth. And apparently, I bit hard.
But his friends thought it was pretty funny (I bit hard) and that he got what he deserved. I got 3 dances immediately after from his friend =)
moral of the story YOU DO NOT SHOVE YOUR FINGER AT A STRIPPERS FACE YOU RUDE MOTHERFUCKER.
that is all



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I believe you Dottie and you have my support

F*ck yeah! Good for you.

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