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    Default I bit this asshole's finger. Kind of pleased with myself.

    So the biggest downside to being the most tattooed/pierced girl at my club is the constant barrage of appearance questions/comments/assholes/time wasters etc etc, and apparently tattoos/piercings are the only thing I'm ever capable of talking about -I expect natural curiosity but OH MY GOD, sorry kids, I'm actually a multi dimensional person, I sware I actually have a personality and am capable of talking about things unrelated to my face or tattoos, really.

    I actually began charging a dollar for every question someone wants to ask me because I get so sick of people wasting my time with their wide eyed bullshit ( this doesn't apply to the person who happens to tip me/buy dances, or already spent money on me for my time).

    Don't get me wrong guys, I love my apperance and I love my club and I love my job, and I absolutely love the customers who love me for my "wild" looks and call me the "punk rock Paris Hilton" (or "punk rock Nicole Richie", a variation of the same) and find me beautiful regardless of all the crap on me. - BUT I do have a list of awesome combacks for anyone else with this dilemma who may need it =)

    Okay mini rant aside

    cute little story-

    I bit some dudes finger the other night

    it was pretty sweet.

    Of all the complaints I can make about reactions to my apperance, I think by far the one that gets under my skin the most is people who think it's A-OK to touch my face or poke at my piercings. OKAY, HOW FUCKING RUDE CAN YOU GET?! I am not some fucking freakshow petting zoo. Not to mention how fucking UNSANITARY it is for someone (including yourself) to touch your open wounds with dirty hands?! UGHHHKK

    Anyway basically some guy in a group with his friends was doing all this, and being generally obnoxious saying all shit as I was trying to make conversation with his friends as he kept on being rude. And then, oh my god, HERE IT COMES - THE POKING.

    And as he started he puts his finger straight at my face and you know what? I fucking bit it. I didn't really even mean to but it's a natural reaction when something heads straight at your mouth. And apparently, I bit hard.


    But his friends thought it was pretty funny (I bit hard) and that he got what he deserved. I got 3 dances immediately after from his friend =)

    moral of the story YOU DO NOT SHOVE YOUR FINGER AT A STRIPPERS FACE YOU RUDE MOTHERFUCKER.

    that is all

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    Default Re: I bit this asshole's finger. Kind of pleased with myself.

    Hahaha nice job
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    ^^^Yes! Awesome that his friends reacted that way. I love it when guys get a kick out of seeing their cock-master friends get cut down a notch. Everyone wins! (Except the cock-master.)

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    Default Re: I bit this asshole's finger. Kind of pleased with myself.

    I'm the most tattooed at my club.

    I have custys walk up to the stage just to see my ink, not tip.

    Everytime I show my leg piece or something (if someone wants to see it upclose) I hold out my garter.

    I'm not a walking freak show. Wether its my tat or my puss you pay me for showing you shit. LOL

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    EWW!! Thats funny as fuck but....(theres always a but) you had his nasty-god-knows-where-its-been finger in your mouth!!! Yuck. But other than that, total score for you, fuck that guy

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    Ok, I don't mean this to be mean or whatever, but honestly, if that's you in the avatar with the bigass tat all over your chest, I can see why you get so much of that. And moreso if you've got piercings in your face. Because that IS a bit of a freakshow to most folks, and they're going to react accordingly. It's human nature. If you make yourself up like a freakshow (to the general public at large), you're gonna get treated like one. So, best you can do is, what it seems like you're doing. Make up a schtick and use it to your best advantage. Good on you for that

    As for the face touching and such. I fucken HATE that too. I wear glasses and some morons always reach right up for my glasses and start trying to pull them off my face, sometimes in the middle of a dance. It is a no touching club. As in airdancing. No touching MEANS no touching ASSHOLE!!! And even if I could touch, I don't want your grubby fucking hands on my face and messing with my glasses, and I damn sure don't want you putting MY glasses on YOUR face!!! I don't get the mindset of some people. ugh

    My big annoyance is the morons who constantly accuse me of wearing my glasses "just for show" - their reasoning is that they can't possibly be real "because they look so good" on me. And these are the dipshits who always try to take them off me to "see". WTF??? Yeah dude, because real glasses can't POSSIBLY look good, and anything that looks good can't be real. Right. In actuality, it's something I have to wear on my face all day everyday, so OF COURSE I want to make sure it looks good. DUH!! Idiots.

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    im with you on the annoying tattoo questions. i... sometime i think unfortunately... have writing tattooed all over me including a really long qoute done in cursive up the backs of my legs. i get asked literally 20x a night what it says and its not a short qoute. ive started telling people they have to buy a dance before ill tell them what it says. i understand people being curious about tattoos, wanting to know the story behind them so they can decide what it says about me and the fact that im a stripper, but my tattoos and their meanings are for me, not for other people. constantly repeating what meaning they have for me to complete strangers is probably one of my least favorite things to do.

    as for the poking at facial piercing. wtf? why would someone ever do that? morons

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    Quote Originally Posted by manchester View Post
    BUT I do have a list of awesome combacks for anyone else with this dilemma who may need it =)

    Yes, post them please. I need something new to say when people ask me the following about the tiger stripes on my butt:

    -Did that hurt? (No, dumbass, tattoos feel like getting rubbed on by a tiny baby bunny kitten cotton fluff. Of course it hurt, it's a tattoo.)
    -How much did that cost? (Why? Would you like to reimburse me?)
    -What is that supposed to be? Leopard spots? (I get this all the time and it is the most mind-bogglingly stupid question. Stripes are stripes, and if you can see that they're stripes, why would you call them spots? THINK ABOUT IT.)
    -What does it mean? (*Sigh* This is the most difficult one because its meaning is both highly personal an deeply nerdy, neither of which I want to discuss in the SC.)

    So yes, Miss Manchester, list please

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Jade View Post
    Ugh, I used to get that all the time! But worse than that, I had guys who told me I'd be hot if I wasn't wearing glasses. Well, retard, I'd also be tripping over myself and everything around me. But then again, if I couldn't see, I wouldn't notice how ugly the guys usually were...

    Haha. "If I wasn't wearing my glasses, YOU'D be a lot cuter too."

    I love the idea of making guys pay to find out what my tattoo means. I get it at least 10x per night. I don't mind explaining it while I'm dancing, making money, but when they ask before paying I'm always annoyed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette View Post
    Ok, I don't mean this to be mean or whatever, but honestly, if that's you in the avatar with the bigass tat all over your chest, I can see why you get so much of that. And moreso if you've got piercings in your face. Because that IS a bit of a freakshow to most folks, and they're going to react accordingly. It's human nature. If you make yourself up like a freakshow (to the general public at large), you're gonna get treated like one. So, best you can do is, what it seems like you're doing. Make up a schtick and use it to your best advantage. Good on you for that

    As for the face touching and such. I fucken HATE that too. I wear glasses and some morons always reach right up for my glasses and start trying to pull them off my face, sometimes in the middle of a dance. It is a no touching club. As in airdancing. No touching MEANS no touching ASSHOLE!!! And even if I could touch, I don't want your grubby fucking hands on my face and messing with my glasses, and I damn sure don't want you putting MY glasses on YOUR face!!! I don't get the mindset of some people. ugh


    My big annoyance is the morons who constantly accuse me of wearing my glasses "just for show" - their reasoning is that they can't possibly be real "because they look so good" on me. And these are the dipshits who always try to take them off me to "see". WTF??? Yeah dude, because real glasses can't POSSIBLY look good, and anything that looks good can't be real. Right. In actuality, it's something I have to wear on my face all day everyday, so OF COURSE I want to make sure it looks good. DUH!! Idiots.
    Always accompanied by the idiot going, "Are these real?!"




    Edit:
    AHAHAHAHA... I replied to the second paragraph before I read the third!!

    God, I get the SAME SHIT! I fucking hate it!!! LEAVE MY GODDAMN FACE ALONE!! I DON'T REACH ACROSS THE TABLE AND SQUEEZE YOUR ZITS!


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    F*ck yeah! Good for you.
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    Ha manchester, good for you!
    I hate the poking thing too, I do not understand some people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I no longer have my labret piercing and although I miss it, it makes work so much easier.

    How do you go with the $1 a question thing? People here are tight arses, I find that as soon as you mention the dollar no-one wants to ask anymore, lol. (Which is sort of cool anyway!) However I think it would be cool and funny to make money doing this sometimes, I hope one day to get a taker. :-D

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    I get questions about my tats all the time. Like ALL THE TIME. Especially the one that says "Evil Cunt" on my stomach. I used to hide it but that became a pain in the ass. Everyone has to know why I got it and what it means, blah blah blah. I give everyone a different smart-ass answer. It's hard to get around it and divert the conversation elsewhere, but I've gotten pretty good at it. I will sometimes blatantly change the subject, simply because I feel like I'll go homicidally crazy if I answer the "why" question one more time that night. Sometimes I just can't be patient.
    It's rare that a big spending customer makes a big deal out of them too, it's always the cheapos and time wasters that have 20 questions about my art. And guys that say something about it before I even introduce myself get on my nerves even worse!

    Enough already!

    I've thought of charging them too. I've joked about it with them, even implied that they have to get a dance to understand "why". Maybe (when I go back to work) I should start telling them they need to pay for interviews regarding my ink.

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    ive found the "come get a dance with me and ill tell you all about every one of my tattoos" works fairly well. the occassional asshole replies with "i dont care that much" but then you dont have to deal with them anymore either
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette View Post
    Ok, I don't mean this to be mean or whatever, but honestly, if that's you in the avatar with the bigass tat all over your chest, I can see why you get so much of that. And moreso if you've got piercings in your face. Because that IS a bit of a freakshow to most folks, and they're going to react accordingly. It's human nature. If you make yourself up like a freakshow (to the general public at large), you're gonna get treated like one.

    Nonono, I understand that curiosity is simply a part of human nature. I've been heavily modified for years and its something I've grown accustom to. However, the strip club environment also tends to make feel more comfortable about approaching women (not as many people do, in public - speaking generalities) and in my case women who provoke many questions in the average mind. I expect this, but the concern mentioned were the people who thinks its okay to waste my time doing such things - and especially doing so in a rude manner. Nobody likes assholes. Treat people as you'd like to be treated and we're okay. But I'm working here. I don't have time for it, unless you're paying me. As we all know time = money. i have no problem explaining things in a polite manner, say if its a guy who's interested in me and maybe tipped me on stage, and isn't trying to poke around at me. i'm a human being too, and so many people forget this.

    One particular case of this was when one of our floor guys decided it was entirely appropriate to stop me, AS I WAS STANDING TALKING TO A CUSTOMER to stand there staring at me asking me shit about something new i just got. WTFF?!?!?!!!! you NEVER interrupt anyone who is talking to a customer, not matter WHAT the fucking topic is, especially something so fucking ridiculous!!!!! customers have been guilty of this as well.

    and that's the shit i'm talking about =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by echomadison View Post
    EWW!! Thats funny as fuck but....(theres always a but) you had his nasty-god-knows-where-its-been finger in your mouth!!! Yuck. But other than that, total score for you, fuck that guy
    LOL well i didn't quite LICK it i just kinda chomped down. i haven't felt sick since then so i think i'm in the clear
    !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by teeth_of_the_hydra View Post
    Yes, post them please. I need something new to say when people ask me the following about the tiger stripes on my butt:

    -Did that hurt? (No, dumbass, tattoos feel like getting rubbed on by a tiny baby bunny kitten cotton fluff. Of course it hurt, it's a tattoo.)
    -How much did that cost? (Why? Would you like to reimburse me?)
    -What is that supposed to be? Leopard spots? (I get this all the time and it is the most mind-bogglingly stupid question. Stripes are stripes, and if you can see that they're stripes, why would you call them spots? THINK ABOUT IT.)
    -What does it mean? (*Sigh* This is the most difficult one because its meaning is both highly personal an deeply nerdy, neither of which I want to discuss in the SC.)

    So yes, Miss Manchester, list please
    Aw, those are pretty good. I'd probably say something like
    "What is that supposed to be? Leopard spots?"
    "Of course not, because those are stripes, not spots."

    A few good way at approaching the questions like these is just being totally honest in a wide eyed sort of way - so it doesn't SEEM like you're being a smartass, it just seems like you're answering them honestly and hopefully they notice what a silly question it was.

    Quote Originally Posted by hazeljames View Post
    ive found the "come get a dance with me and ill tell you all about every one of my tattoos" works fairly well. the occassional asshole replies with "i dont care that much" but then you dont have to deal with them anymore either
    I LIKE THAT ONE A LOT!!!!!!

    my best reply in general seems to be asking "a dollar per question please." they either stop asking or will pay up lol. after reading all the threads about asking for tips i figured why the fuck not cash in on all the time these assholes waste??!

    anyway, here are mine. most of which are pretty lame.

    Did that hurt: Yes. (simply said. no detailed explanation. just say yes and move on - similar to aussiepunkshocker when she talked about "is your hair real?" and she goes "no." just to stop the questioning.)then i redirect the conversation.

    Are those real: i usually make fun of them at this point and say "no, they're a figment of your imagination". or say "every night before shift change i pay the Dj $30 to draw it on with a marker"

    When did you get X: i don't understand this question, why does it matter when i got X tattoo/piercing? does it look more fresh than my other ones or something? i don't really have one for this one either...

    does that go all the way through: what i usually do for this is be totally honest, because I really don't understand this question at all. i'll say something like "What do you mean, does it go all the way through? I don't understand your question. Where else could it go?" and act genuinely confused at their ridiculous statement. I still am sometimes.

    are those piercings: of course they are, what else could it be, a sticker? haha SOMEONE HELP ME WITH THIS ONE, TOO!!


    What's that:
    no comeback yet, depending on what piece they're talking about - but i think my work is pretty obvious if you actually look at it lol (my biggest is a plane crashing through a heart on my chest.. the heart is on fire.. there's a plane going through it. what else could it possibly be??)

    Why would a girl so pretty do that to herself: This is where you start freaking out and accuse them of calling you ugly and improv some ridiculous reaction.

    I don't understand this question either, because whether there is ink on the skin you still have the same body - if you're a 300 pound blub you're going to be ugly - and if you have a good body you have a good body, or a pretty face still regardless of any designs on your skin - its the same physical package.

    Again, like I said, a good way to answer the really dumb questions is by being totally honest in a wide eyed sort of way - so it doesn't SEEM like you're being a smartass, it just seems like you're answering them honestly and hopefully they notice what a silly question it was.

    wow my tips are kind of lame if anyone would like to add on please holler!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiepunkshocker View Post
    How do you go with the $1 a question thing? People here are tight arses, I find that as soon as you mention the dollar no-one wants to ask anymore, lol. (Which is sort of cool anyway!) However I think it would be cool and funny to make money doing this sometimes, I hope one day to get a taker. :-D
    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post
    I've thought of charging them too. I've joked about it with them, even implied that they have to get a dance to understand "why"
    You guys really should!!
    I was inspired partially to do this by "asking for tips" threads in Hustle Hut, and partially because I used to bitch to myself "Goddammit if I had a fucking dollar for everytime some asshole came up to me and..." and i figured, why the fuck NOT get a fucking dollar for every time?!

    It really works, 60-70% of the time you get a dollar and if they don't - they stop asking! It may not seem like much but an extra 5-10 bucks in a night really can't hurt

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    Manchester, well, as far as the time wasters go, we ALL have to deal with that shit, and some of them are rude about it. But we deal with it in different ways than you. You get alot of jerkoffs wanting to yap incessantly about your bodyart, while the rest of us deal with jerkoffs wanting to yap incessantly about whatever else. And again, sometimes they are rude assholes, and they are ALWAYS inconsiderate, selfish and seemingly oblivious to the fact that we are WORKING.

    For you, they are using your bodyart as the excuse to bullshit you, while people use other excuses to do the same with other girls. You may get a disproporionate amount of bullshit due to your appearance, but as we know, that's to be expected in cases like yours. It sounds like you have figured out how to deal with it well enough though

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    just wanted to let you all know that my monroe facial piercing got poked four times last night by different people. im blaming it on my reading this thread
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    "Why would a pretty girl like you do that to herself?"

    --to get to the other side (sorry, I doubt very many people will get this. It's a rip on "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Duh, dipshit, cuz' I wanted to!)
    -- "I like pain" -mischievous grin- <-- but they you might get a psycho guy, on the other hand, this would put in with some of the sub/dom crowd
    -- "because my orgasms are so much more intense on the tattoo bed" (redirect the topic towards sex and see if that gets you more dances
    -- "to confuse PEOPLE LIKE YOU." -big fake grin-
    -- 'I actually didn't have these "done." I just keep finding new ones when I wake up in the morning."
    -- "to become prettier to the right people. guess you're not one of them, but I bet after we go upstairs, you wi---ll be." -wink-

    As for the question, "does that go all the way through?" since you don't understand it, just answer: "All the way to China and back."

    "when did you get that tattoo?"
    I promised myself that after I got a three hour VIP, I'd get X. Want to see what makes me so good that I can mesmerize a man for three hours? (Or, "shall we go break that record?)

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    I hope you like.... gargled with bleach after. Ew! But brava for dealing with such a fuckstick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fancygirl View Post
    "Why would a pretty girl like you do that to herself?"

    --to get to the other side (sorry, I doubt very many people will get this. It's a rip on "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Duh, dipshit, cuz' I wanted to!)
    -- "I like pain" -mischievous grin- <-- but they you might get a psycho guy, on the other hand, this would put in with some of the sub/dom crowd
    -- "because my orgasms are so much more intense on the tattoo bed" (redirect the topic towards sex and see if that gets you more dances
    -- "to confuse PEOPLE LIKE YOU." -big fake grin-
    -- 'I actually didn't have these "done." I just keep finding new ones when I wake up in the morning."
    -- "to become prettier to the right people. guess you're not one of them, but I bet after we go upstairs, you wi---ll be." -wink-

    As for the question, "does that go all the way through?" since you don't understand it, just answer: "All the way to China and back."

    "when did you get that tattoo?"
    I promised myself that after I got a three hour VIP, I'd get X. Want to see what makes me so good that I can mesmerize a man for three hours? (Or, "shall we go break that record?)

    ahahah i got that chicken reference before even the sentence explaining it.

    i really, really like those.
    its nice to have some fresh ideas because i know this isn't a very common problem and i have a buttload of time thinking of new ways to deflect it!!

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    Hahaha, as my dad used to say...and it bugged the FUCK out of me. "to make people like you ask questions. worked didn't it?"
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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