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    Okay so I just finished signing posters.. I was about to come back upstairs and this guy stops me saying he wants me to dance for this girl.. it was her bday, yea whatever ok.

    Well I start dancing and she goes 'just so you know im against this.. im a big time feminist and I think where your taking your life is wrong' I go 'okay so why you here?' she goes 'my friends brought me here'. I was like 'yea whatever' so I danced for her half assed while she goes on about how the life im leading is wrong. Ugh whatever..

    I found it rather funny heh..

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    This calls for the "do you smell that?", "something smells like fish!!", routine everytime you go near her crotch during the dance

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    Fuck that.

    You should have told her it is the only way you can afford to travel with the Vagina Monologues.

    Why are some chicks so stupid? If you don't want to be there, grow some feminist balls, stick up for yourself and DON'T GO TO THE TITTY BAR!

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    GOD THAT PISSES ME OFF. Who the fuck is she to say ANYTHING about anyone's life her own?? fucking hater! grr.. i know its not supposed to get to me ..but man i hate judgemental bitches.
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    Yea Im all for women empowering themselves...she shouldve empowered her way outta the place if she didnt want to be there so bad. Girls like that are the same as the ones who go in and make fun about what youre doing.

    I like Jayda's idea too. I wouldve love to have done that line! Its so much fun to fuck with people like that.
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    UGH! Man, what a huge hypocrite. The most degrading thing she could have done to you is come into YOUR place of employment and denounce you to your face WHILE you are performing your dirty, demeaning work. What a dehumanizing and humiliating way to get her point across.

    That's not feminism. That's jealous bitchery.

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    If you don't want to go to a strip club, it's as simple as not going. Take a cab home if everyone else is going or get them to drop ya off at home first. She just went to check up on her man!

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    Here's a hint: If you're a feminist....don't go to a titty bar for your birthday. Quite a simple equationnn.

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    What we're doing is wrong. Hold it against me? Please? Cally?
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    LMAO... I just did my last show... I did my wet and wild show...and OMG!! BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Her friends threw her on stage, by this time she was hammered... I ripped her shirt and bra off and she started dancing under my shower I leaned over and went 'thought you were against this?' then pulled her pants down *grin*
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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    Here's a hint: If you're a feminist....don't go to a titty bar for your birthday. Quite a simple equationnn.

    wait.. why can't you go to a strip club if your a feminist?? I consider a feminist someone who is all about women empowerment.. and for me dancing is empowering! I guess it all depends on the individuals defination.
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    Correction: If you are a feminist that's going to bitch at the dancers for being there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally View Post
    LMAO... I just did my last show... I did my wet and wild show...and OMG!! BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Her friends threw her on stage, by this time she was hammered... I ripped her shirt and bra off and she started dancing under my show I leaned over and went 'thought you were against this?' then pulled her pants down *grin*



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    Isn't it interesting what a little "dutch courage" can do with some girls *sigh*


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    <----big time radical third wave feminist bitch here. And stripper

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    i consider myself a "neo-feminist" because i am pro-women (as opposed to feminism having a stigma of being anti men). i am all for promoting woman and educating them to be the powerful beings that we are and to stop reading the bullshit that "women's" magazines write about how to be a woman and stop letting guys do whatever the hell they want with us.

    so in effect, you could call me a feminist stripper. i am a woman - i ALWAYS have the power. being a stripper doesnt mean that i dont have a better choice of career, or that i lack self esteem, or that i crave acknowledgement for self worth, or that i dont believe i am better than this. i actually feel demeaned if i work as a waitress and powerful wen i am stripping. its all about the mental attitude. unfortunately, we cant all think the same way because we arent all open minded enough to live and let live.

    this girl clearly doesnt understand what a TRUE feminist is. her type of feminism is like what religion is to spiritualism. religion is constricting whereas being spiritual is liberating.

    ok im going off on one here, but that is just my opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 21stcenturyfox View Post
    this girl clearly doesnt understand what a TRUE feminist is. her type of feminism is like what religion is to spiritualism. religion is constricting whereas being spiritual is liberating.[/URL]
    very well said.

    i actually did my time in the other feminist camp--declaring things like stripping to be ultimately perpetuating a sexually fantastical aesthetic that was damaging to women and men. i've since changed my thinking, but i can't imagine ever having been ignorant enough to walk into a stripclub and tell a stripper she's degrading herself WHILE she's dancing for me. Jumping Jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally View Post
    LMAO... I just did my last show... I did my wet and wild show...and OMG!! BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Her friends threw her on stage, by this time she was hammered... I ripped her shirt and bra off and she started dancing under my show I leaned over and went 'thought you were against this?' then pulled her pants down *grin*

    I LOOOOOVE this...arent just desserts SOOOO sweet!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally View Post
    LMAO... I just did my last show... I did my wet and wild show...and OMG!! BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Her friends threw her on stage, by this time she was hammered... I ripped her shirt and bra off and she started dancing under my show I leaned over and went 'thought you were against this?' then pulled her pants down *grin*
    Love it!!! But what did she do then?

    I soooo wish you had this shit on video. Girl you gotta start taping your shows for USSSSS!!

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    LoL it was funny... shes naked dancing under my shower and im like "I thought you were against this' so goes... 'I was until I realized how fun it is!' lmao!! I was like 'so see you tomorrow night?' ahaha... she probably woke up this morning wondering what the fuck happend *grin*

    One of the DJs said hes going to try and record my wet and wild show tonight or tomorrow.. he said at the very least he'll take pics of my show w00t!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally View Post
    LoL it was funny... shes naked dancing under my shower and im like "I thought you were against this' so goes... 'I was until I realized how fun it is!' lmao!! I was like 'so see you tomorrow night?' ahaha... she probably woke up this morning wondering what the fuck happend *grin*

    One of the DJs said hes going to try and record my wet and wild show tonight or tomorrow.. he said at the very least he'll take pics of my show w00t!
    that's classic. lol

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    Pics are good. Video is better

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dottie Rebel View Post
    very well said.

    i actually did my time in the other feminist camp--declaring things like stripping to be ultimately perpetuating a sexually fantastical aesthetic that was damaging to women and men. i've since changed my thinking, but i can't imagine ever having been ignorant enough to walk into a stripclub and tell a stripper she's degrading herself WHILE she's dancing for me. Jumping Jesus.
    Word, like that is just impolite and there is no need for that regardless of your politics. Like "Hi. While I'm availing myself of your service for reasons only known to myself, but probably have something to do with titillating my male friends, I'd like to make you as uncomfortable as possible."
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda View Post
    This calls for the "do you smell that?", "something smells like fish!!", routine everytime you go near her crotch during the dance
    Hahaha! I'm saving this one to memory in case I ever have to dance for some bitchy female customer! HAHAHA!
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