People always ask me, did I ever learn anything when I was a stripper? Yeah, I did. One man plus two beers equals 20 dollars.
-- Anna Nicole Smith
Myspace is an obsession...much like Stripperweb...
http://www.myspace.com/cameronkeys (real myspace)
http://www.myspace.com/sexyhotdancer(work myspace)
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
I've seen chicken feet and heads for sale in China Town.
Leg, wing, breast, head, foot...I don't really see the difference.




I never eat fast food. the only thing I can eat at Mc Donalds is Apple Dippers which they never have.
I am crazy when it comes to eating, yopu all should know that by now.
I Love Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Pfft. Best art is that the customer wont let folks examine the thing. As in, people who are involved with her impending lawsuit. I think she has a crush on it.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
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