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    I went in to work last night and it's been a while because as you all know, I have been trying to lose some weight. So I go in and I'm a little self conscious and I see one of my sort of regulars who is good for 4 songs I go over and start dancing for him and he says, "You look different. What is it? Oh you have gained a few lbs. I can see it in your face. You've really filled out ." WTF !!!!! So I keep dancing and he keeps going ON .AND ON. The next comment was "Oh its so cute that you're worried about it. I mean you are one of those girls who can pull off a little extra weight because you're so magnetic (yes he used that word)...blah blah blah" And I'm trying to keep my composure because I am accutely aware of all this. Thank you , fuckface. But he continues into the third song with ," I can tell you really enjoyed the holidays."..Finally I just spun on ,my heel and said ,"Are you STILL talking about my weight 3 songs later?" I just collected my money and left because I felt like such a fucking cow after that. I know I gained a few lbs. I'm human for God's sake ! I do not want to talk about it for 9 minutes with a fat balding guy who hasn't been laid since the seventies!!!!!!!!!! What a jerk, right?

    Sorry about the rant. I am superhormonal. I am a big fat moody hormonal cow. MOOOOO.

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    What an asshole. "I can see you really enjoyed the holidays"?! Next time poke him in his big squishy gut and say, "Not as much as you did, doughboy."

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    ^YA! I'm sorry he was such an asshole.
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    Oh hun. Ugh sorry. I would've HAD to say something about HIS weight. I often wonder WTF these guys are thinking, or not thinking

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    Ever notice how it's always the fat pigs who want to criticize OUR figures?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Ever notice how it's always the fat pigs who want to criticize OUR figures?
    Heh, I think that's just a coincidence since most customers are... uh... let's be nice and say "not in shape".
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    Ugh. What a fucker. Sorry sweetie.
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    Just remember...the reason this guy is in a strip club so often is because he clearly has no clue how to talk to women. What a pathetic guy, jeez.

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    Jesus. What a fuckwad! That's just...god. No wonder he has to pay for the attention of a woman. He hasn't a clue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    What an asshole. "I can see you really enjoyed the holidays"?! Next time poke him in his big squishy gut and say, "Not as much as you did, doughboy."
    the perfect comeback.

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    Oh my geez. What an asshat! No need to apologize, I would have been pissed off, too. Sorry he was such a dick!


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    What is it with people loosing their sense of manners when they walk thru those doors?!? Why the fuck do they think they can say anything to us especially about us ???

    Fuckers.

    I had two on Thursday night (night before Australia Day). I wasn't the only one irriated about the patrons alot of the other dancers had similiar experiences. *sigh*

    The first was two young guys. They saw my feature/stage show. They saw I have a little patch of fluff (hair) down there. They commented on it. I told them "It's because I'm a woman not a girl". They then comment that I should shave it off, burn it off and what not. Like I asked for their fucking opinion ? I responded "Don't think so, because I'm a real woman" and walked away as they weren't worth wasting any more energy/time upon.

    The second was two asians a hostess at my club was hustling. I walked by. I stopped near by. She pointed to me and one of the asians says "Is there anyone better ?" ... fucktard! He could've said "Is there anyone else?" not "is there anyone better" GRRRRRRRRR how bloody rude!

    You know what, in the end, that asian that was rude was rude though-out the whole dance with the dancer he ended up choosing in the end anyway so I'm glad he passed me over.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    What an asshole. "I can see you really enjoyed the holidays"?! Next time poke him in his big squishy gut and say, "Not as much as you did, doughboy."
    this one had me cracking up.

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    I can see you really enjoyed the holidays?

    poke him in the gut and say "looks like the holidays never end for you".
    "Sex is currency. What's the use of being beautiful if you can't profit from it?" - Lily St Cyr (40's burlesque dancer)

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    I'm so sorry. I've had the same thing happen to me before. It really makes you feel horrible especially whe a gross person makes the comment.

    I kinda had the same problem last night but the opposite issue. I had a customer, who I have known for about 3 years, tell me that I was too skinny. That he could see my ribs. I needed to put on more weight. WTF? I can't win. I do give him the benefit of the fact I have lost 13 lbs in the past week due to personal issues.. I'm just not hungry. But damn, I'm still 108lbs, its a still in the healthy weight lower end.

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    ^^^You lost 13lb in a WEEK? Eeep!

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    It's funny how it's always the fattest customers making comments like this.

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    the fattest, ugliest customers are always the ones who try to insult us. its obvious that they just wanna put down a stripper because they know they'll never sleep with her in a million years, and they wanna feel better about themselves or something. the most insulting customer i ever met was this fat, old, balding guy who kept "critiquing" every girl on stage. i was sitting with him and he's like "that girl would be hot if it wasn't for her fat gut", or "somebody give that girl a hamburger" and then before he left, he got ONE dance with me... and told me that i should have had braces as a kid. what the hell???! i DID have braces for 3 years, and my teeth are perfect except for one tooth on the bottom that's a little sideways due to not wearing my retainer for a while. he just had to find something wrong with everybody.... he called this beautiful dancer OLD and she's only 33. and he was like 60!!!! these guys are just hypocrites, and i'm sorry he made those comments to you especially when you were already feeling self-conscious. but remember, he was the one paying you to get naked, so you still win.
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    What an asshole. Sorry about that, twister. And yes, it's always the fattest ugliest customers who have to talk shit! I'm 5'4", 138 lbs (but I have weighed as much as 150 when dancing), and I have gotten some rude comments about my weight too and it hurts.

    TwisterinAZ, you work at Bourbon Street Circus, right? I think I remember you saying that in your previous posts. I know you must be a smokin' hottie if you work there! When I was in Phoenix last year, I auditioned there and didn't get hired, not even for day shift. And I'm definitely no supermodel, but I consider myself to be pretty. I know they are picky about who they hire, so you must be a hottie if you work there! Most of the girls I saw there were gorgeous.






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    Quote Originally Posted by Dottie Rebel View Post
    ^^^You lost 13lb in a WEEK? Eeep!
    Had food poisoning from sushi and had a really bad thing happen with what I thought was a friend, between the two I dropped two, count them two pants sizes... I look really skinny... its weird. I'll probably put on some pounds now that I'm eating but I plan on keeping it really low. So far so good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noctina View Post
    the fattest, ugliest customers are always the ones who try to insult us. its obvious that they just wanna put down a stripper because they know they'll never sleep with her in a million years, and they wanna feel better about themselves or something. the most insulting customer i ever met was this fat, old, balding guy who kept "critiquing" every girl on stage. i was sitting with him and he's like "that girl would be hot if it wasn't for her fat gut", or "somebody give that girl a hamburger" and then before he left, he got ONE dance with me... and told me that i should have had braces as a kid. what the hell???! i DID have braces for 3 years, and my teeth are perfect except for one tooth on the bottom that's a little sideways due to not wearing my retainer for a while. he just had to find something wrong with everybody.... he called this beautiful dancer OLD and she's only 33. and he was like 60!!!! these guys are just hypocrites, and i'm sorry he made those comments to you especially when you were already feeling self-conscious. but remember, he was the one paying you to get naked, so you still win.
    Exactly.

    Sometimes people are so down on themselves that they feel the need to insult others in order to make themselves feel better. These people are pathetic.

    Not too long ago a man threw an insult at me about my weight. I walked away, but it hurt, especially since I try to keep my diet and exercise in check. And I'm not even heavy! 5'3" 120 lbs ( A lot of it muscle since I'm on Tonalin). Most of the time I get good feedback, but when some fucker feels the need to be rude, I find it best to just walk away and stay away from that evil person. Why let them ruin my night?

    I'm also the type of person who will step up my routine if I get too many negative comments. At least I can show these people hey, I can lose 10 pounds if I need to...but YOU... are still a stupid, socially backward asshole. So there. Fuckers. Bwahahahaha.
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    If someone said that to me I'd say "Well, I don't see you getting paid to look beautiful, and you NEVER will!!! Actually, you're the one paying me to look beautiful and to pretend I like you and pretend I'm interested in what you have to say!!! That's something I'll never have to do ugly fat ass!!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by blondhottie View Post
    What an asshole. Sorry about that, twister. And yes, it's always the fattest ugliest customers who have to talk shit! I'm 5'4", 138 lbs (but I have weighed as much as 150 when dancing), and I have gotten some rude comments about my weight too and it hurts.

    TwisterinAZ, you work at Bourbon Street Circus, right? I think I remember you saying that in your previous posts. I know you must be a smokin' hottie if you work there! When I was in Phoenix last year, I auditioned there and didn't get hired, not even for day shift. And I'm definitely no supermodel, but I consider myself to be pretty. I know they are picky about who they hire, so you must be a hottie if you work there! Most of the girls I saw there were gorgeous.
    Thanks. I needed that ...and thanks for all the support girls.My fellow SWers are the best...... It was just so rude of him because it was a backhanded compliment, "oh but it looks good." And I'm hyper sensitive just now because I'm working my ass off trying to get the weight off.

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    Oh hun I'm sorry to hear that.*Hugs* You just have to remember that this guy is a sad pathetic loser who has to come into the club and pay money to talk to a beautiful women such as yourself. I worked Thanksgiving once and a guy kept going on and on about how big my stomach looked.(I'd just eaten duh). These type of guys don't have a chance with us outside the club so they pick out our flaws all the while not realizing how many flaws of their own they have. And what kind of dumbass mentions a womens weight?

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    Balding, you say? Next time, try this: "Well, it's alot easier to lose a few pounds than it is to regrow hair, isn't it?" then pat him on his balding dome and walk away.

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