Asked me for some advice on how to have better sex with his wife. I just don't know how to tell someone how they can make thier wife loser in the bedroom, esp in this situation.I told him, she needs some slutty friends to influence her. LOL.
Anyway, he is trying really hard not to cheat on the mother of his kid. Which, I told him not to. But he's tempted to bang this girl he showed me a picture of. Very HOT Dominican chic with a crazy ass.
He was telling me how the wife is really lame. He told me she treats sex like a chore, has to be clean(tissues to clean the jizz), doesn't wear sexy lingerie(never attempted, wtf)....get this, covers her face when giving a BJ.Schedules the sex like a hair appointment, she tells him at 10pm we're gonna have sex. Doesn't talk dirty. Doesn't use toys or lube, she told him ..."I'm not using none of that crap." No anal(although that's not for everyone), which he loves(I would at least try). Freaks out if there's a finger near her ass when she's riding him. Hates porn and finds it very offensive. Treats sex like it's really dirty(as in gross). Just a straight up total prude, I didn't tell him that of course.
He loves his wife and kid. He says she's everything a man would want as a wife, but is totally lame in bed. She's gorgeous, i've seen her picture.
I just don't know how someone can marry someone who is that prude and boring, when he's the total opposite.



I told him, she needs some slutty friends to influence her. LOL.
Schedules the sex like a hair appointment, she tells him at 10pm we're gonna have sex. Doesn't talk dirty. Doesn't use toys or lube, she told him ..."I'm not using none of that crap." No anal(although that's not for everyone), which he loves(I would at least try). Freaks out if there's a finger near her ass when she's riding him. Hates porn and finds it very offensive. Treats sex like it's really dirty(as in gross). Just a straight up total prude, I didn't tell him that of course.
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