Oh man thank you so much for posting this thread ck! I kept it in my head yesterday night...
This guy walks up to me while I'm onstage -- no one else is tipping! He gives me $2, says to come sit at his table when I'm done and talk to another person there. I go to the table, introduce myself, sit down... the other person goes to the rack to tip, ignoring me! The original guy says "Oh, just keep waiting right here, they'll be back... and they are going to spend money on you, see that guy is the vice president of this great construction company, bla bla bla" (waitress comes by, he doesn't offer me a drink!).
So I smiled sweetly at him and said "This is such a long wait, you don't mind tipping me to keep you company do you sweetie?" He shot daggers at me, "You want me to TIP YOU FOR SITTING HERE?" Me: "Mmmm hmm! No? Well then I won't waste my time with you then. I'll be getting back to work now!" (Of course he has a pile of about 50 1 dollar bills in front of him, which he does not touch during the entire conversation.)
After about two more songs, he and his friends all get up and leave... two songs during which I felt very glad I wasn't wasting my time.



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