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    Default And I thought the Forklift Sex fantasy was weird......

    Nothing, absolutely nothing...not anything I've seen, not anything I've heard, not even anything I've seen posted by Cally has prepared me for this. In Pontiac, Michigan there lives a man of 39, living with his parents no less, who has a fetish for female store mannequins in French maid outfits.


    I am speechless.

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    Default Re: And I thought the Forklift Sex fantasy was weird......

    Doesn't surprise me.
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    Default Re: And I thought the Forklift Sex fantasy was weird......

    Quote Originally Posted by lwtex52 View Post
    not even anything I've seen posted by Cally
    So, are you saying...in a sense...that Cally is some kind of....perv, of sorts?


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    Default Re: And I thought the Forklift Sex fantasy was weird......

    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    So, are you saying...in a sense...that Cally is some kind of....perv, of sorts?

    Cally? Oh no...I'd never suggest that. No. Not the kid.

    I guess this means that I need to get out more.
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    Default Re: And I thought the Forklift Sex fantasy was weird......

    Quote Originally Posted by lwtex52 View Post
    Cally? Oh no...I'd never suggest that. No. Not the kid.

    I guess this means that I need to get out more.
    You old fart, you!

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    Default Re: And I thought the Forklift Sex fantasy was weird......

    be the same guys as the ones who shell out thousands on 'real dolls' tho' right?
    http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp

    creepy. look at the squishing of boobie demonstration, i think it's on the studio page.

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    Default Re: And I thought the Forklift Sex fantasy was weird......

    Ok so the real dolls creep me out a lil.... anyone watch Boston Legal?
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    Default Re: And I thought the Forklift Sex fantasy was weird......

    I've only watched Boston Legal once and didn't see anything about a Real Doll. But I saw an episode of (that plastic surgery show --- can't recall the name -- duh) where the surgeon fucked one of those dolls and got busted or something.

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    Default Re: And I thought the Forklift Sex fantasy was weird......

    I still say that if you can think it up, there's someone out there masturbating to that same idea right now.

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    Default Re: And I thought the Forklift Sex fantasy was weird......

    Read "Haunted" by the dude who wrote Fight Club....

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    Default Re: And I thought the Forklift Sex fantasy was weird......

    Hope he never goes to France I hear they are really hot there !

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    Default Re: And I thought the Forklift Sex fantasy was weird......

    ^^ Well the mannequins in Australia have nipples!!
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    Default Re: And I thought the Forklift Sex fantasy was weird......

    Nipples oh really hmm LOL .

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    ^^ Well the mannequins in Australia have nipples!!

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    Default Re: And I thought the Forklift Sex fantasy was weird......

    Quote Originally Posted by CuriousJ View Post
    Nipples oh really hmm LOL .
    LOL kinda freaks you out when you fist see it!!
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    Default Re: And I thought the Forklift Sex fantasy was weird......

    Quote Originally Posted by Nautilus View Post
    be the same guys as the ones who shell out thousands on 'real dolls' tho' right?
    http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp

    creepy. look at the squishing of boobie demonstration, i think it's on the studio page.
    So out of curiosity I went to this page. Just when you think you've seen or heard it all.......

    I'm not surprised but rather astounded that people would pay thousands of dollars for these!!

    Amazing...simply amazing

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    Default Re: And I thought the Forklift Sex fantasy was weird......

    Hehehe, that guys life sucks. I wonder if he's even embarrassed? I'm sure his parents are.
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