This is kind of a vent-type thread (sorry, needed to get it all out). Bare with me ladies.
Okay so my girlfriend has been practically forcing me to go to Cornwall and try it out. Hmm so somehow, smart and spontanious me said "Hey, let's go!" (It seemed right, Saturday night, we wouldn't have to get a license for the one night.. bla bla bla) Grabbed my girlfriend, got in the car and went. My girfriend made 20$, I made 110$US... WOW.. That's all I can say. The club is nice itself but the vibe around it was not. Never, ever have I seen so many females that are not dancers in a club all at once. Seriously. There must have been at least 20 female customers. Just hanging out because that's really the only thing to do in Cornwall. Lovely. I hope my teenage girls go to the movies or shopping, not to a tittie bar. How cool is that? Anyway, aside from that, every other patron in the bar with a penis was between 19-30 max, and I'm being generous. Maybe they all teamed up against us out-of-town girls because somehow every other guy kept telling me/my friend how we shouldn't be here/there's no money/what are we doing here/how we shouldn't be here which of course, made us feel great!![]()
But wait, but wait! There's more! On my stage I do this thing where I flip over myself, backwards, into the splits. So I raise my legs to flip over, only I didn't flip. LOSER. Up next, we have Katrina. Now if my little angel knew she was going to fall on stage I'm sure she wouldn't have went.
I don't know how to possibly decipher this amazing night of ours. All I know is, we're not under any circumstances going back.



Reply With Quote
.. Not the response I wanted. You know you
ed up when the claps for your 2nd song drop by 90% from your 1st.

.
Bookmarks